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klaus naomi believes in chemtrails smh :(

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)

Can't believe Wolf from gladiatorswould fall for this crap smh

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

Clay, Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:34 (seven years ago)

Any chance of him losing his trial against the Sandy Hook victims?

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 9 August 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

― Clay

i'm sad for voodoo doughnut but that doesn't mean putting stale crumbled up cocoa puffs on a donut makes it good

i'd rather our fearless leadership did something about the regular fascist riots here besides chanting "first amendment" and sending the cops out to throw flashbangs at antifa.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 9 August 2018 23:28 (seven years ago)

Only just saw the Star of David in that Jenner nonsense, ffs

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 10 August 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

I don't see a Star of David in it? Just a vague five point star.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 10 August 2018 01:23 (seven years ago)

oooh, twitter, what balls:

The company asked Jones to delete the post — Twitter does not remove tweets on its own, a spokesman said — and banned him from tweeting for seven days, though he is permitted to browse Twitter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2018/08/15/twitter-suspends-far-right-conspiratorial-commentator-alex-jones/

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:50 (seven years ago)

Just think of how glorious it would be if Trump were banned from Twitter for being an overall obnoxious kneebiter

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:57 (seven years ago)

i would be very surprised if donald trump were ever banned from twitter

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:04 (seven years ago)

Nah, Twitter is gonna continue to provide a platform for the worst elements of humanity as long as there's $$$ in it. And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:13 (seven years ago)

I mean, I managed to get my account locked for joking that Trump should walk in front of a bus (aka PROMOTING THE SUICIDES O NOES), while President Hatemonger remains an unhindered nihilistic tweetgasm and Alex Falseflag gets a seven-day slap on the wrist after the rest of the internet has given him an ungracious heave-ho. They've pretty clearly demonstrated their loyalty afaict.

Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:20 (seven years ago)

"You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children! For three months!"

Eliza D., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

"DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN" Twitter 2018

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)

And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 17:21 (seven years ago)

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

― louise ck (milo z)

there aren't _that_ many people using the service, it's just that the ones who do are really, really loud and obnoxious about it

hmmmm

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 16 August 2018 01:18 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

yes

BREAKING: A Texas judge denied the motion by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to dismiss a defamation lawsuit brought against him and his Infowars operation by the parents of a Sandy Hook shooting victim, in a ruling released on Thursday. https://t.co/PgN3JaEWBG

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) August 30, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)

i support the use of "conspiracy theorist" as his job description (although if there was a pithy way to say "he does all of this to sell products", that should be in there too). at what point did that become common?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)

Would Snake Oil Salesman suffice to cover the second part of the job description?

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:25 (seven years ago)

That's insulting to all snake oil salesman.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 30 August 2018 22:29 (seven years ago)

Much as I enjoyed watching Marco Rubio send Alex Jones into a rage, in a fight between them, I'm rooting for a sinkhole. pic.twitter.com/O1t9NnR7Ji

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 5, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:11 (seven years ago)

god, i want to live in world where i don't know who alex jones is (as rubio apparently does not).

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:12 (seven years ago)

Marco's going to have his cocaine cowboy connections whack Jones.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

I say this all the time but I get mad every time I think about Richard Linklater having paid Alex Jones twice.

Yerac, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:11 (seven years ago)

i never realized that alex jones was the angry crazy guy in waking life

"i want freedom! that's what i want, and that's what you should want!"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:13 (seven years ago)

It still shocks me when I remember that Alex Jones was born in 74, same as me.

I lived in Austin in the late 90s and on the rare occasion I'd move my dial off KVRX, I'd run into Alex Jones, this gravel voiced nut who I'd have guessed was at least 40. He was 24!

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:19 (seven years ago)

xxp - apparently Linklater was bordering on 9/11 truther for a bit because of Jones

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:28 (seven years ago)

I kept waiting for Alex Jones to stomp on the Plankton with a Hairpiece tbh

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:34 (seven years ago)

I figured he was the one guy who could make Rubio take a swing at

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 6 September 2018 02:36 (seven years ago)

Why has he not died of a high blood pressure related anyeurysm yet? Watching that was like having a really annoying fly bothering my face.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 September 2018 03:28 (seven years ago)

BREAKING: Twitter is permanently banning conspiracy theorist Alex Jones and Infowars for abusive behavior.

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 6, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 September 2018 20:56 (seven years ago)

Jones/Infowars also banned from Periscope, the official Twitter announcement includes, hilariously

strong deutan (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 September 2018 21:35 (seven years ago)

The only downside is not being able to enjoy the schadenfreude of witnessing Jones's meltdown. They should have given him a 12 hour clock before banning.

louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 6 September 2018 21:49 (seven years ago)

A victory for us lizard-people jews under the command of George Soros the God.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 September 2018 00:00 (seven years ago)

finally Twitter is free of fascist trolling

fuck giving a bear beer (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:17 (seven years ago)

I finally watched that stupid video and it's exactly every little quasi-confrontation between two half-lit assholes that my drunk ass would have stepped in to preemptively break up, as if those two schmucks would ever have the gumption to actually throw a punch

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:25 (seven years ago)

HEY GUYS, HEY; HEY GUYS. WHAT THE HELL. NOBODY CARES. CHILL

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:26 (seven years ago)

normally i would support you on that, but eveeeeeeery once in a while, very rarely, you gotta let two people settle their differences by fighting to the death

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 September 2018 00:29 (seven years ago)

hmmm

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Friday, 7 September 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)

lol

i KID

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 September 2018 00:59 (seven years ago)

cross thread connections but i wouldn't even support the death penalty for a mass murdering alex jones, and believe me that is saying a lot

Karl Malone, Friday, 7 September 2018 01:00 (seven years ago)

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.

Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Friday, 7 September 2018 01:19 (seven years ago)

I think what Karl is trying to say is he would support Rubio v. Jones resulting in a double ambulance ride as long as they wind up in stable condition, maybe with the use of some limbs, maybe not; just as long as they don’t die.

Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Friday, 7 September 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)

I think hes ok with them dying just not with any moral complicity on his part?

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Friday, 7 September 2018 07:54 (seven years ago)

The @prisonplanet guy’s Twitter feed is full of new Alex Jones videos.


PLEEEEEEASE let them ban this soppy little dickhole

canary christ (stevie), Friday, 7 September 2018 09:22 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

i've seen this on twitter the last few days but didn't bother to spend 45 seconds watching it until now

Literally the first thing I encountered in the vicinity of the Cruz/Trump rally was Alex Jones screaming at a pile of shit pic.twitter.com/lxmPgjAmB5

— Elizabeth Nolan Brown (@ENBrown) October 22, 2018

i didn't realize how literal the caption was

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)

The thing about Alex Jones is that he's in Alex Jones mode all the time.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 26 October 2018 02:47 (seven years ago)

it must be super weird to be part of his small mobile camera crew. imagine all the shit he gets into that doesn't make it to air

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 02:49 (seven years ago)

Holy shit in clicking around past that I discovered Alex's ex wife has gone rougue and is taking his fat ass to school on twitter.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 26 October 2018 04:32 (seven years ago)

damn, really? no wonder he's taken to yelling at piles of poop he finds on the street

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 October 2018 04:33 (seven years ago)


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