Liverpool have 2nd sewn up - EPL 2018/19

floggin the ukranian lad to wolves?

looks like kovacic to Chelsea

hard to get excited about us signing jermaine defoe again tbh

Are Spurs fans generally as 'it's ok if we sign noone shrug' like you are?

eh they'll get rojo or smalling as a makeweight for anderweireld

this is apparently true

xp im not happy but at the same time idk.

we are as likely to sign shite as not, we are actually better off without aurier or sissoko and thats 55m, and probably more like 75m if bought today. fuck that.

if pochs ok im ok

if hes not then levy has fucked up hugely

but, if poch has forgotten how to make squad and youth players better, thats a strange turn of events too

Kovacic to Chelsea is already official

damn quick work

He went as part of the Courtois deal

It's only a season-long loan. No option to buy

wait theres a courtois deal now

poch out

So no players either in or out today?

jose: The information I have is no.

out of all the big dogs I wish we were playing Man U first game rather than Chelsea

The absolute best we could hope for at this point is another CB anyway

Not exactly going to get pulses racing

he'll get what he wants

and if not, not getting what he wants is a close second in terms of his preferred MO these days

Manchester United are chasing a deal for Atletico Madrid defender Diego Godin, Sky Sports News understands.

probably bullshit but omfg do it do it do it

totes awks for toby if that happens

Godin's only got one year left on his contract and is 32. I for one would welcome him marshalling the ManU defense.

BREAKING NEWS

Tottenham will not be making a further bid today for Aston Villa midfielder Jack Grealish, Sky Sports News understands.

BREAKING NEWS

Everton officials are in Barcelona trying to finalise a deal for Barcelona defender Yerry Mina, Sky Sports News understands - with the player having a medical in the Spanish city to save time.

fuck you Zinchenko i hope you never play again

That's a real shame. He's uttered he thinks he's got a chance at cracking the 11 at City but I doubt it. He could've been good for youse.

fuck the little wanker

"Can you play centre back?" pic.twitter.com/dr09kG9bed

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) August 9, 2018

corden has been a better manager recently

there's no place for praise of that cunt on this board, ironic or not

youll get me in training for that breach of unspoken rules

Dendoncker deal done

The Godin thing appears to have been a ruse by his agent to negotiate a better contract with Atleti. Bugger.

ooof thats not any way to treat a club with utds history and market capitalisation

i'm not even sure Dendoncker's's 1st team, this window has been awesome

So not only will Spurs be the only team in the top 5 European leagues not to sign anyone, we're also on course to be the first PL club ever to not sign anyone in the Summer transfer window since it was introduced in 2003

#newwayofworking

On the plus side I don't think we're going to let anyone go.

on the neutral side tbh

the plus side would be the twin temptations of sissoko and aurier out

fuck, everton have been busy today

andre gomes, yerry mina, bernard all anounced in the last 15 minutes

no united news apart from tim fm going to fulham for the season ;_;

Fuck we've got Evertong on Saturday

Zouma as well, blimey.

what does an everton starting 11 look like now?

what they can still only start xi? oops

think they just might survive rooney leaving

Everton Wolves is just going to be 22 complete strangers on the pitch wondering wtf they're supposed to be doing.

loool

Pretty sure about 7 of our starting line will be last season's squad

Seems like we've rather panicked after the defeats by Blackburn, Rennes, Valencia and Cammell Laird U17s but better this than sacking Silva.

Any news on whether Burnley are going to get the signing of Tommy Robinson over the line? #DeadlineDay

— RTB (@RichardTheBurns) August 9, 2018

I hope I haven't just unmasked Calzino here.

10 out of 10

lool! Ain't it the truth!

Although a loan initially, LFC set to get £20m when Danny Ings deal becomes permanent next summer. £18m with extra £2m bonuses. Also secured 20 per cent of any future sale.

— Chris Bascombe (@_ChrisBascombe) August 9, 2018

how do Liverpool pull off this kind of shit?

Revised prediction

18 Newcastle
19 Southampton
20 Cardiff