Alex Jones

lmaooooo

I can't figure out who said that Alex Jones clip looked like Space Ghost Coast to Coast but… pic.twitter.com/eUTTsnEGeY

— MV (@chaos_orbison) August 6, 2018

hahahahaha

lmao perfect

Alex Jones Warns Fans Quitting His Supplements Cold Turkey Can Lead To Homosexuality, Judaism https://t.co/LLRNTVoPtX pic.twitter.com/rdAnxDi6bP

— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 7, 2018

Money, he said in a follow-up interview on Saturday, was not a prime motivator for him. “Money is the jet fuel for the jet bombers I use to drop truth bombs,” he said

he certainly does have a way of evoking vivid imagery

I...thought for certain that was a quote from the Onion article. This fuckin' guy.

In any other era, he'd be the guy with sandwich boards proclaiming the end of the world on a street corner, or manning a Lyndon LaRouche table on campus. He's been this guy since early adulthood, so I'm pretty sure he's sincere, a nut with too many enablers. I'm sure Francis E. Dec was an enormous dick IRL, too.

pic.twitter.com/wea59X0CTk

— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) May 26, 2015

first reply

Whos is responcible?

Hoos is responcible??

Every time Alex Jones gets sued he brings up the same defense, that he is an entertainer, not a journalist. But then he boasts about dropping truth bombs or whatever, or First Amendment rights, or bullshit like that. You really can't have it both ways. I hope he ends up bankrupt and locked in a room, forced to live out the rest of his life subsisting entirely on his supplements and shakes.

that's basically how he lives his life now iirc

Okay okay, he should infected with the 28 Days Later rage virus and be forced to live the rest of his life looking like Grimace's ruddy brother.

Oh, wait.

Oh man, I just remembered his identical 'before + after' supplement pictures and almost shot coffee out of my nose.

'If, after six weeks of taking my supplement, you see discernible difference in your physique, your money will be completely refunded. Guaranteed!'

lol

this is the last straw pic.twitter.com/L68uaFmAJO

— leon (@leyawn) August 8, 2018

he was visibly more lobster-hued in the 'after' picture tbf xp

Every time Alex Jones gets sued he brings up the same defense, that he is an entertainer, not a journalist.

There's a reason the alt-right is obsessed with taqiya.

tacos are delicious tho, you gotta give them that

Ever since that clip posted here yesterday, I've had 'suckin' on ding dongs/outside the Tastee Freez' playing on a loop in my head.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/08/technology/infowars-app-trending.html

'Hmm, who is this Alex Jones fella that everyone's been coming down so hard on? Let's see, download app, lemme check out one of these videos...oh, dear god. Delete. DELEEEEEETE.'

its worth watching the John Oliver segment on Infowars, in which his staff actually watches an entire 4-hour broadcast and discovers it's literally 90% shilling horse pills and goat oil

Naomi Klein's Twitter feed is constant chemtrails as well, though.

Uh, what?

(Just re the Kylie Jenner quote above. Not defending Jones at all.)

And why would a standard jet path create a circle? I just don't remember skies like this. BTW I must not be the only one wondering about air quality as we had 100,000 twitter impressions yesterday alone. pic.twitter.com/xydjVqzKsn

— Dr Naomi Wolf (@naomirwolf) February 18, 2018

Naomi Wolf is not Naomi Klein.

Can't believe you slandered Naomi Campbell like that.

That's Naomi Wolf

'Who's on first?'
'CHEMTRAILS!'

klaus naomi believes in chemtrails smh :(

Can't believe Wolf from gladiatorswould fall for this crap smh

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

Any chance of him losing his trial against the Sandy Hook victims?

http://www.wweek.com/news/2018/08/09/voodoo-doughnut-is-at-the-center-of-a-rising-far-right-conspiracy-theory/

apparently jones has been complicit in siccing 4chan et al on my city and fuck this guy

― Clay

i'm sad for voodoo doughnut but that doesn't mean putting stale crumbled up cocoa puffs on a donut makes it good

i'd rather our fearless leadership did something about the regular fascist riots here besides chanting "first amendment" and sending the cops out to throw flashbangs at antifa.

Only just saw the Star of David in that Jenner nonsense, ffs

I don't see a Star of David in it? Just a vague five point star.

oooh, twitter, what balls:

The company asked Jones to delete the post — Twitter does not remove tweets on its own, a spokesman said — and banned him from tweeting for seven days, though he is permitted to browse Twitter.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-politics/wp/2018/08/15/twitter-suspends-far-right-conspiratorial-commentator-alex-jones/

Just think of how glorious it would be if Trump were banned from Twitter for being an overall obnoxious kneebiter

i would be very surprised if donald trump were ever banned from twitter

Nah, Twitter is gonna continue to provide a platform for the worst elements of humanity as long as there's $$$ in it. And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

I mean, I managed to get my account locked for joking that Trump should walk in front of a bus (aka PROMOTING THE SUICIDES O NOES), while President Hatemonger remains an unhindered nihilistic tweetgasm and Alex Falseflag gets a seven-day slap on the wrist after the rest of the internet has given him an ungracious heave-ho. They've pretty clearly demonstrated their loyalty afaict.

"You're banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children! For three months!"

"DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON EVER AGAIN" Twitter 2018

And they should be forever held accountable for having done so imo.

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

The only way to do that is for people to close their accounts and not use the service, which does not appear to be happening any time soon.

― louise ck (milo z)

there aren't _that_ many people using the service, it's just that the ones who do are really, really loud and obnoxious about it

hmmmm

yes

BREAKING: A Texas judge denied the motion by the conspiracy theorist Alex Jones to dismiss a defamation lawsuit brought against him and his Infowars operation by the parents of a Sandy Hook shooting victim, in a ruling released on Thursday. https://t.co/PgN3JaEWBG

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) August 30, 2018

i support the use of "conspiracy theorist" as his job description (although if there was a pithy way to say "he does all of this to sell products", that should be in there too). at what point did that become common?

Would Snake Oil Salesman suffice to cover the second part of the job description?

That's insulting to all snake oil salesman.