my local chipotle is getting hammered by doordash type deliverers who completely disrupt their ordering/building processes, maybe they could get a handle on that, it would really enhance my lifestyle
― j., Tuesday, 31 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link
Earlier this summer, Chipotle’s new chief marketing officer outlined a lofty vision for the burrito-and-taco chain and the feelings it could one day evoke in consumers.“Our ultimate marketing mission is to make Chipotle not just a food brand but a purpose-driven lifestyle brand,” the executive, Christopher Brandt, said on an earnings call. By that, he added, he meant that “Chipotle will become a brand that people want to know about, want to be a part of and want to wear as a badge.”
“Our ultimate marketing mission is to make Chipotle not just a food brand but a purpose-driven lifestyle brand,” the executive, Christopher Brandt, said on an earnings call. By that, he added, he meant that “Chipotle will become a brand that people want to know about, want to be a part of and want to wear as a badge.”
nominative determinism
― mor frog bs (S-), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 07:44 (five years ago) link
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/08/01/mcdonalds-accidentally-served-chemical-laced-coffee-pregnant-mom/885629002/
― 龜, Thursday, 2 August 2018 12:34 (five years ago) link
D:
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 August 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link
yeah hey mcdonalds don't do that pls
― Rogan Twort's highly portable product (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 August 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link
How many coffees are served per day by teenagers being paid fuck all? Surprised this doesn't happen more often.
― mor frog bs (S-), Friday, 3 August 2018 01:47 (five years ago) link
nabisco v much notm
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2018/08/28/USAT/d1192344-278f-433a-9515-f8c4d7986c40-Screen_Shot_2018-08-28_at_1.24.10_PM.jpg?width=1080&quality=50
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link
I have not tried any flavored Oreos, which I think is a questionable endeavor in general but this
No.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
i think id quite like the wasabi one
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link
gtfo
― my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link
Protip: if you have the agility to pee in your own mouth you can probably experience the same taste sensation for free.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:25 (five years ago) link
ha :)
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link
I'd totally try the wasabi one
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:47 (five years ago) link
Or try OL's advice
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link
Wasabi KitKat is edible and non-disgusting if not all that wonderful -- I don't imagine this is much different.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link
Have Guinness-flavored chips (aka crisps) been mentioned itt? Because I bought a bag of those and, well, they tried.
― Digital Squirts (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:24 (five years ago) link
i've had them before, thought they were allllright but didnt taste too much of guinness
― nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:26 (five years ago) link
I think they just make this stuff so that people will feed it to american college kids on youtube
― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
American Millennials Eat British Chip Flavors While Listening To Orinoco Flow And Reacting To Slenderman
― faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/10/17/burger-king-nightmare-king-halloween/1661125002/
Burger King says its new sandwich is "clinically proven to induce nightmares."In time for Halloween, the fast-food chain releases its "Nightmare King" on Monday, which will be available through Nov. 1 at participating locations nationwide.This "spooky sandwich" features a quarter pound of flame-grilled beef, a white meat crispy chicken fillet, melted American cheese, thick-cut bacon, creamy mayonnaise and onions on a glazed green sesame seed bun. Yes, a green bun. Burger King says it put the burger to the test and worked with the Paramount Trials and Florida Sleep & Neuro Diagnostic Services to conduct a sleep study.According to a news release, they conducted “a scientific study over 10 nights with 100 participants (or should we say victims?) who ate the Nightmare King before they went to bed.”
In time for Halloween, the fast-food chain releases its "Nightmare King" on Monday, which will be available through Nov. 1 at participating locations nationwide.
This "spooky sandwich" features a quarter pound of flame-grilled beef, a white meat crispy chicken fillet, melted American cheese, thick-cut bacon, creamy mayonnaise and onions on a glazed green sesame seed bun. Yes, a green bun.
Burger King says it put the burger to the test and worked with the Paramount Trials and Florida Sleep & Neuro Diagnostic Services to conduct a sleep study.
According to a news release, they conducted “a scientific study over 10 nights with 100 participants (or should we say victims?) who ate the Nightmare King before they went to bed.”
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?9&v=ytoavrtkdBY
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link
if you fuck with McD's breakfast their new triple stack breakfast sandwich is pretty much the pinnacle of the form. can't believe they haven't done it before, needs to be a permanent menu item.
― circa1916, Friday, 16 November 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link
how is the build quality
― j., Friday, 16 November 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link
Where are the p'zolos of yesteryear?
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
https://people.com/food/burger-king-green-bay-whopper-8-slices-cheese/
Burger King has found their own unique way to honor the Green Bay Packers during the 2018 football season with their cheesiest Whopper yet.The Green Bay Whopper has all the ingredients of the fast food chain’s traditional Whopper: flame-broiled beef patty topped with lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, ketchup, pickles, and onions. But the eight slices of American cheese is what makes this sandwich as massive as it is.
The Green Bay Whopper has all the ingredients of the fast food chain’s traditional Whopper: flame-broiled beef patty topped with lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, ketchup, pickles, and onions. But the eight slices of American cheese is what makes this sandwich as massive as it is.
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link
https://www.qsrmagazine.com/reports/how-win-gen-z-restaurant-business
“This generation has literally never had stability. They were born into everything from world terror to war to recession to gun violence in schools. It’s just their MO,” Merriman says. “They’re constantly looking for something that’s different and new and fresh. For these restaurant brands and chains to continue to win them, they’ve got to constantly be giving them something different.”
is it me or is that a completely fucking insane thing to casually drop in a pull quote about fast-casual restaurant marketing
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link
i put peanut butter on this hot dog because children only know a world which is ending
― teen heartthrob Pacey Winger (Will M.), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link
Gen X was into extreme oyster shooters, and Gen Y likes activated charcoal, but these kids are different. We can't just combine those two and brand it an Active Shooter, for the new generation ... wait, Bob, can we?
― mick signals, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link
big day for culinary inventions
https://www.foodandwine.com/news/ikea-salmon-meatballs
These fishy new balls should be available at all IKEA U.S. restaurants starting today, billed as "healthy for both people and the planet." The brand says the new menu item — which it's referring to as an "eatball" — is made from ASC-certified salmon with the addition of MSC-certified cod and then seasoned with seaweed and lemongrass "to capture the fresh taste of the Nordic sea in one tasty ball."
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
fishy new balls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_s_tQ-mRSQ
― maura, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link
I tasted Ikea's experimental mealworm-based "neatball" at a thing a couple of years ago; not sure why those haven't hit stores yet.
― mick signals, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
Anyone tried this new Wendy's maple bacon chicken sandwich?
http://www.qsrmagazine.com/news/wendys-introduces-bacon-maple-chicken-sandwich
I'm at like a 50-50 split as to whether it sounds nauseating or delicious tbh
― blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 December 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link
had it today...prob would not eat again but also wasnt bad. im not a huge maple flavor person idk. the chicken patty itself was v good
― johnny crunch, Monday, 17 December 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link
yeah it’s better than i thought it would be
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 December 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
https://www.qsrmagazine.com/fast-food/taco-bell-about-shake-value-wars
"As a brand that likes to challenge industry norms, we have really sought to rethink what a value menu should be and the conventions of storytelling for it," global chief brand officer Marisa Thalberg said in a statement.To introduce the new menu, Taco Bell said it would introduce consumers into a “world that is fantastical and surreal.” The ads will run nationally on TV as well as digital and social platforms starting December 27."Sometimes even our most devout fans tell us that it can be hard to believe that food this good can also be this affordable. Taco Bell truly offers 'value beyond belief,' and this campaign dramatizes that," Thalberg added. "As there is a lot of talking down to consumers in this category, there is something special in our celebrating the savviness of our fans. That's how we 'zig' when everyone else 'zags.’"
To introduce the new menu, Taco Bell said it would introduce consumers into a “world that is fantastical and surreal.” The ads will run nationally on TV as well as digital and social platforms starting December 27.
"Sometimes even our most devout fans tell us that it can be hard to believe that food this good can also be this affordable. Taco Bell truly offers 'value beyond belief,' and this campaign dramatizes that," Thalberg added. "As there is a lot of talking down to consumers in this category, there is something special in our celebrating the savviness of our fans. That's how we 'zig' when everyone else 'zags.’"
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 17 December 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
this world
this world is fantastical and surreal
no introduction needed
― j., Monday, 17 December 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
A Taco Bell has just opened about two blocks away; they’re Trying It in London again and I am... tempted.
― suzy, Monday, 17 December 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
they got a goth taco now
― j., Monday, 17 December 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
The idea of taco bell itself is fantastical and surreal
― S-, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
http://www.ladbible.com/news/food-kfc-is-now-selling-a-fire-log-that-smells-like-fried-chicken-20181213
― Bênoit Balls (stevie), Friday, 21 December 2018 08:52 (five years ago) link
Wow. And we thought your food was an uninspired pathetic imitation. Get fucked, Denny’s. No one goes to you for the pancakes, they go to shoot up and OD in your bathrooms. Not that it matters. Eat Arby’s https://t.co/AGepu81iV9— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) December 23, 2018
― j., Sunday, 23 December 2018 23:56 (five years ago) link
Whoa, Denny's with the hip all-lowercase tweets
― jmm, Monday, 24 December 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link
i know faux-brand edgelord tweeting is tired but darned of those guys can't still crack me up
― j., Monday, 24 December 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/thatbilloakley/lots to parse in the steamies
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 27 December 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/ev3w3p/wellness-brands-are-trying-to-convince-americans-to-eat-chickpeas-for-dessert
“I heard this deep intuition that ‘your purpose is to spread your glitter,’” she said. “It hit me so profoundly to spread my glitter through dessert hummus.”
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link
Eurgh glitter
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:22 (five years ago) link
my turkish neighbors made me a lovely chickpea based dessert recently and it was nice but once or twice a year would do me fineno glitter, thankfully.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:27 (five years ago) link
give it a try!https://ozlemsturkishtable.com/2010/12/asure-noahs-dessert/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link
https://www.delish.com/food-news/a23711610/burger-king-black-slushies/
― Lee626, Sunday, 20 January 2019 14:46 (five years ago) link
I can't unsee the distorted screaming monkey face in the meat sticking out of the "P'Zolo" at top of thread
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 20 January 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link