Corporate goths are like yoga yuppies living in some billion dollar real estateThey want the biz cred and street cred
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
All they're looking for is for something to make them feel like they are young again. Something to make them feel like they are fun again.
― pplains, Monday, 30 July 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link
lol eric otm
― transcendental headache (Ross), Monday, 30 July 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link
Goth2Bosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9tm3LHG6Y
― kinder, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:16 (six years ago) link
Luv2gothLuv2realiti
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 30 July 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
Oh noooo turns out I can’t use my new mesh sponge pic.twitter.com/vYUuJET9Wa— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) August 12, 2018
― mh, Monday, 13 August 2018 01:25 (six years ago) link
^ that puts me in mind of the fact that the button plackets down the front of a man's shirt and a woman's blouse are reversed from one another, for no reason other than to show one is intended to be worn by a man and the other intended for a woman.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 13 August 2018 04:44 (six years ago) link
There is some reason for that though - something about women being dressed by others?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 August 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link
As I understand it, back when upper class women were dressed by their chambermaids, their male counterparts in the upper class were also dressed by their valets, but without quite the same amount of fuss and whalebone involved.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 13 August 2018 05:17 (six years ago) link
Hm if thats so then that cant be it.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 13 August 2018 07:26 (six years ago) link
men could dress themselves but women's clothes - at least the ones with buttons on them - were more complicated, so a woman needed someone else to do the buttons. it wasn't just the upper classes, it was everyone because the lower classes would receive hand-me-downs from their masters. there were clothes that didn't have buttons of course but those were for sleeping/ being around the house. i got all this from "a time traveller's guide to restoration britain" - highly recommended!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 August 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link
Another theory has to do with how a man might need to unbutton his cloak with one hand while drawing his sword with the other. I think that's apocryphal, though.
― leica bridge over troubled cameras (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link
it's certainly an entertaining image
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
Went looking for kid’s bedroom decor inspirations and ended up discovering the three stages of male adolescent sociopathy pic.twitter.com/qO1kLrTif3— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) August 13, 2018
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
Whatever the origin of this oddity, it is supremely functionless now and there's no purpose in retaining it.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link
However I totally want a treehouse and rope bridge over my bed. That looks fucking great.
― leica bridge over troubled cameras (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 August 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
Where are the bookcases?
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link
We let Hammer have a little BBQ grill in his room once, and man, the insurance guy almost didn't believe me when I filed the claim a week later.
― pplains, Monday, 13 August 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link
jungle room is kinda cool, has "The birds don't sing, they screech in pain" stenciled on a wall unseen from that angle.
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/f8/a4/def8a48db13bf98704a0e293dd421bd0.png
― omar little, Monday, 13 August 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link
Noice!
related: Yesterday a 15-ish-looking kid approached me as I was walking toward 7-11. He said, "can I ask you a favor?" I said, "possibly." He said, "can you buy me a gameleaf?" I said, "I'm sorry, I don't understand." He said, "Game leaf. Wild berry. Cigars. I'll give you money."
Now, I was once a young person. Never much of a tobacco smoker, but I loved booze and weed, and definitely went to great lengths to get them. So I guess I empathized, but at that moment, I just didn't feel like dealing with it, so I said "sorry, man, can't help you."
Is it weird that if it had been a 20-year-old, I'd probably have taken pity and bought him beer? But tobacco for a 15-year-old just seems... nope.
And come the fuck ON. Wild berry flavored? How about some fuckin CAMELS, boy? Fuckin MARLBORO. Shit, even BLUNTS would be acceptable.
― leica bridge over troubled cameras (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 August 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link
it would've been for a blunt surely
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 13 August 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn8_Ui9UUAAz45d.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
I like beans but in small quantitiesPork i loveI can pork all day
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:20 (five years ago) link
blechh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link
can you just.. not?
U luv it
― F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link
http://www.funnysigns.net/files/pork-love.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link
fire!
― kinder, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
received a facebook ad for this
sorry lads, probably not gonna happenhttps://flashpack.com/insights/2017/03/10/men-should-travel-solo-on-a-small-group-holiday/
― mh, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:29 (five years ago) link
ah, missed the most important bit
Though there was one element which I wasn’t expecting in that I didn’t realise just how much more popular Flash Pack trips would be with women!
a trip with a group of people that's not all men doing "adventuring" might be more appealing to people, sure
― mh, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:31 (five years ago) link
Something similar was posted a while ago, but this takes it to its logical level. I saw these in a 99 Cent Store, so maybe they've already been rejected by the marketplace.
http://www.sterlingglobalproducts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bobs_header1.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 12 November 2018 03:13 (five years ago) link
Not exactly the right thread I guess, but this is now being advertised to me, why
http://imgur.com/UBKkz9Xl.png
― mick signals, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link
haha i just saw that one too
― circa1916, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:27 (five years ago) link
haha thats kinda dope tho
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
I think it would actually look alright if it was just sort of vaguely "knight inspired" and didn't have an actual helmet built in
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
no way, then the knight hoodie illusion is incomplete
― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link
Kinda want that for walking the dog in winter tbh.
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:55 (five years ago) link
i'd wear it? imagine peeping into the helmet and surprise. it me.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
“Surprise. It me.”—Joan of Arc
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 3 December 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZRzJJcq6Rs
― grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 9 December 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
I. Can't. Even. pic.twitter.com/mGFkEbIqRt— Gerry Conway (@gerryconway) December 21, 2018
― mh, Saturday, 22 December 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
PISTOL SANDALS HELL YEAH
tier two operators: there's absolutely no such thing as a tactical sandalme (smugly): pic.twitter.com/xkAtp8Kfhw— Max Read (@max_read) January 6, 2019
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link
(thx 2 max 4 new screenname)
― tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link
premium operating envelope
― jmm, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 14:33 (five years ago) link
just discovered 'tactical baby gear', which is exactly like a regular diaper bag, except eight times the price and marketed to men who think that having children with your wife makes you gay pic.twitter.com/BMXjn61asb— Paulie Doyle (@BigPaulieDoyle) March 23, 2019
― Simon H., Sunday, 24 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D505N3zV4AAQDxf.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Sunday, 5 May 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
It's already a product for beards, but I guess that wasn't butch enough.
― nickn, Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link
Yes I'm going there.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1b/Lumberjack_Song.jpg/300px-Lumberjack_Song.jpgmontypythonlumberjacksong.jpg
― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link
only pansies want _soft_ beards, true men have beards with the texture of steel wool
― Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Sunday, 5 May 2019 21:49 (five years ago) link