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never had a penis. (5 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Taking Sides: Shopping vs Making Out

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

does the opposite of swinger exist?

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 13 January 2006 08:53 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to launch 'gay' record label (119 new answers)

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 14 January 2006 01:41 (twenty years ago)

taking penis?

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 14 January 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Did your mom save 'droppings' in a coffee can in the fridge? (71 new answers)

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Saturday, 14 January 2006 07:14 (twenty years ago)

When will a new Momus appear?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 10:39 (twenty years ago)

In what city have you tasted the worst twatpaper?

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

ugh, north hollywood. 2001.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

should i grow a beard and/or bomb the fuck out of Iran?

― xero (xero), Thursday, 19 January 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Whale boobs past Houses of Parliament (51 new answers)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 20 January 2006 14:47 (twenty years ago)

# Best poof porn titles (9 new answers, last at 9:49 pm)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 21 January 2006 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Mental Retardation in the United Kingdom? (21 new answers)

― Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (Dada), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 10:33 (twenty years ago)

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Polls Show Many Americans are Simply Dumber Than British (27 new answers)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

Dada - I read it as that too for some reason.

"How do I make my stools funnier?"

― Vintage Latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 13:21 (twenty years ago)

The Leaving Of Livejournal (1 new answer, last at 9:00 am)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Shaving advice (applies to faeces - smut freaks look elsewhere) (28 new answers, 92 total)

― Dadaismus PBUH (Dada), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Jennifer Aniston's Cooter

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

That "Stop Families" programme from last night...

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

A thread where you commission a problem from ILE (15 new answers, 373 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 9 February 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Running Water Olympics 2006 thread

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

Why is there no ILX celebrity slighting thread?

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 February 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

I have a serious question about horsey (53 new answers)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

tech help needed re dominatrix (17 new answers, last at 10:58 am)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 February 2006 05:37 (twenty years ago)

Come anticipate Michel Gondry's The Science of "Sleep With Me"

― Boris and the Johnsons (kate), Thursday, 16 February 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Gary Sex (53 new answers)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

"Can I burn a cigarette?"

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

Cher kills himself with an alarm clock... (28 new answers, last at 12:04 am)

― stu (stu), Friday, 24 February 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

cheap skates anyone?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 24 February 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Why are you happy? (Fart 3)

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

after what age is it appropriate to have sex with willie bobo?

(Well, not exactly, but I did think it was something about sex and Willie Bobo.)

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Thursday, 2 March 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we discuss matters pertaining to the detrius that accompanies the "End of the Year in a Coma" -- 2005

― Aimless (Aimless), Sunday, 5 March 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

GUYS WHO SAVE ALL THEIR BODY HAIR

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

have you ever created an internet phoneme?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

can anyone tell me about FLANGE?

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 22:40 (twenty years ago)

So I shut off my land-mine last night...

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Star Wiagra, Godfather II-style (9 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

C/D: Social workers perusing your record/CD shelves, more-or-less unasked (43 new answers)

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 16 March 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Ned Phrasing! (23 new answers)

― Dadaismus the Blind (of Alexandria) (Dada), Friday, 17 March 2006 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Mariah Carey: Why is she black? (11 new answers, 48 total)

― Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Friday, 24 March 2006 13:40 (twenty years ago)

I opened this thread to post that!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 24 March 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

same here!

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 24 March 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Jenny Lewis receives French Legion of Honor on 80th birthday (22 new answers)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 25 March 2006 21:03 (twenty years ago)

I read that one as...
Jerry Lee Lewis receives French Legion of Honor on 80th birthday (22 new answers)

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 25 March 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Come anticipate the Man inside me. (12 new answers)

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 26 March 2006 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Come anticipate Indie Man with me.

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Monday, 27 March 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

JIM CARROLL RELEASED!

― dr lulu (dr lulu), Thursday, 30 March 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha, that's how I read it too!

― Dadaismus Is A Very Magic Fellow (Dada), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I plan to replace the welfare state - c/d

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Women say 'casual sex is immortal' (21 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 31 March 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

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