jesus god there’s some horribly lurid imagery in there huh
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:10 (seven years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/entering-a-new-market-listerine-has-asked-anyone-who-i-1826873473
― evol j, Friday, 27 July 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)
https://scontent-sjc3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/a1bbe33b461d178493268f8e18d1da3e/5C1AB988/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/40967883_2050215411709060_2524109051013365760_n.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 15 September 2018 03:02 (seven years ago)
lol
― k3vin k., Sunday, 16 September 2018 17:22 (seven years ago)
The Kids At School Bullied Him…Until He Had A Defensive Ink Sac Surgically Inserted Into His Mouth https://t.co/pYPnvVkWKW pic.twitter.com/AAOLZuGdIp— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:33 (seven years ago)
This is top 5 clickhole imo. Up there with Garbage Sons and Geese In Daughter's Bedroom.
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-the-animatronic-fox-on-splash-mountain-addresse-1825122431?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=clickhole_copy&utm_campaign=top
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)
After the ride, I told the Disney World employee working the line what had happened, and he just said, “That sounds bad.” But he didn’t do anything.
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:46 (seven years ago)
The fact that he gets back on the ride four more times in order for the conceit to work is one of my favorite parts.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:18 (seven years ago)
Finding Common Ground: This White Man And This Muslim Woman Both Have ‘Trump’ Painted On Their Garages https://t.co/iOkiLonSuR pic.twitter.com/LxVTbD27Vc— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 9, 2018
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 9 November 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)
oh no
― k3vin k., Friday, 9 November 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)
heee
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 18:55 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SuC2IDh.jpg
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Friday, 30 November 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)
https://voices.clickhole.com/the-stories-in-the-flintstones-are-powerful-but-they-1825124094
― Mordy, Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:58 (seven years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/hot-hot-hollywood-armie-hammer-has-removed-his-toupee-1829588651?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main
i love the latest house style, and this might be their best headline yet
― imago, Monday, 31 December 2018 18:28 (seven years ago)
agreed, a real corker
― ogmor, Monday, 31 December 2018 20:19 (seven years ago)
This Will Change the Way You Watch 'O Brother, Where Are Thou?' pic.twitter.com/jK5s1MjESw— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 22, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 03:16 (seven years ago)
Neat!
― ⅋ (crüt), Monday, 11 February 2019 03:30 (seven years ago)
dying @ five dollar foot long
― macropuente (map), Monday, 11 February 2019 04:01 (seven years ago)
v glad to finally learn what the new deal was
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 04:13 (seven years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254
― na (NA), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:35 (seven years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/girl-power-american-girl-has-released-a-new-doll-who-w-1832277584
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:38 (seven years ago)
brutal
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:47 (seven years ago)
oooof
Her full set includes a newspaper with a front page story about Rosa Parks that she cut out in order to save a story about a local animal shelter from the other side of the page, plus a trophy that her softball team won in their all-white youth league.
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:50 (seven years ago)
Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die https://t.co/xj0O5BBc0d pic.twitter.com/avUs53JESv— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 19, 2019
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:08 (seven years ago)
good pitch honestly https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778
― moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 2 March 2019 03:05 (seven years ago)
I loled
― kinder, Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:25 (seven years ago)
I'd watch that movie
― DJI, Saturday, 2 March 2019 07:14 (seven years ago)
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/get-horny-on-these-6-pictures-of-lust-despot-channing-t-1825121420
whoever writes these has the best style on clickhole
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 23 March 2019 00:09 (seven years ago)
:D
https://www.clickhole.com/hey-can-you-watch-my-stuff-1825121034
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Thursday, 28 March 2019 23:05 (seven years ago)
this is so good
https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-your-son-didn-t-pull-the-correct-lessons-from-w-1833546126
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:18 (seven years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/now-that-univision-isn-t-our-corporate-owner-anymore-w-1833891542
― Simon H., Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:09 (seven years ago)
Diversity Fail: Admissions Statistics Show That More Than 90% Of Harvard’s Incoming Freshman Class Is Made Up Of Nerds https://t.co/lThpwu2BPQ pic.twitter.com/ABY1m99qrf— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 23, 2019
― person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:41 (seven years ago)
In 1999, a man wanted to create a foul-tasting donkey poison to kill the noisy donkeys that were living in his house. Today, we call that donkey poison Cap’n Crunch cereal, and we eat it on Memorial Day to punish ourselves for sending our sons and daughters to war.— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 8, 2019
― silverfish, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:03 (seven years ago)
The whole Cap’n Crunch day has been outstanding.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:10 (seven years ago)
I like to think that whoever came up with this story idea spent the rest of the day on the street, high-fiving strangers
I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your Mom https://t.co/HqzCyD6GkY pic.twitter.com/5e4Glh3NUA— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 12, 2019
― but everybody calls me, (lukas), Monday, 13 May 2019 00:55 (seven years ago)
it's a classic
― kinder, Monday, 13 May 2019 06:32 (seven years ago)
Beachgoer Tries To Let The Predator Know There’s A Tampon String Hanging Out Of His Bathing Suit But The Predator Assumes She’s An Attacker And Maces Her pic.twitter.com/WzIYjWWJjV— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 17, 2019
― mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 July 2019 02:45 (six years ago)
https://www.clickhole.com/5-episodes-of-diners-drive-ins-and-dives-where-guy-f-1835414934
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:28 (six years ago)
Jesus Christ lmao
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:37 (six years ago)
hahahahaha
― k3vin k., Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:12 (six years ago)
Powerful: This Digital Simulation Of A Democrat And A Republican Understanding Each Other Will Fill You With Hope pic.twitter.com/mGDkFXTbJI— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 25, 2019
― j., Thursday, 26 September 2019 02:18 (six years ago)
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/legal-quandary-these-two-brothers-have-been-looking-at-1835751651
― imago, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 22:44 (six years ago)
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-he-come-in-looking-all-huge-with-his-jiggling-f-1840489605
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:23 (six years ago)
Teacher's pet!
― DJI, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 00:55 (six years ago)
That Diners & Drive-ins article is so good.
― S-, Friday, 24 January 2020 03:43 (six years ago)
Cards Against Humanity closed a deal to purchase @ClickHole! They will operate independently as a majority employee-owned company. We are extremely honored and excited to support the ClickHole team. https://t.co/QySRwH4lUj— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 3, 2020
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:20 (six years ago)
Truly Depressing: This Elderly 36-Year-Old Man Is Babbling Incoherently About Something Called ‘My Bloody Valentine’ https://t.co/gniXtih0cL— ClickHole (@ClickHole) June 17, 2020
was this written as a direct personal attack on ilx?
― na (NA), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:49 (five years ago)
i guess not since it's 36-year-old man and not 46-year-old man
― na (NA), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:50 (five years ago)
― na (NA), Wednesday, June 17, 2020 12:50 PM
― pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:28 (five years ago)
While funny, it's kind of hardtimes-ish. I prefer my Clickhole more absurd and less on the nose.
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 18 June 2020 07:23 (five years ago)