Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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Nobody is shocked by your age except you. I think we’re mostly just impressed but don’t want to say so because we don’t want you to feel old.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:45 (seven years ago)

(“can I be Aimless someday?” many ilxors ask)

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:47 (seven years ago)

you are too kind. or drunk. I can't decide.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 03:51 (seven years ago)

both.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:53 (seven years ago)

👊

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:57 (seven years ago)

👊

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 04:01 (seven years ago)

🖐

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 04:11 (seven years ago)

<3

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2018 04:37 (seven years ago)

that Isabella Rossellini is the daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini.

flappy bird, Friday, 20 July 2018 05:37 (seven years ago)

When he first spotted Isabella, David Lynch told her: “Hey, you know, you could be the daughter of Ingrid Bergman.” A friend nearby informed him, “You idiot, she IS Ingrid Bergman's daughter."

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Friday, 20 July 2018 07:56 (seven years ago)

Lynch uses that line on everyone.

mick signals, Friday, 20 July 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)

an earring is a ring that goes on an ear

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:21 (seven years ago)

Ok, that's a bit shocking

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)

Yeah

No angel came (Ross), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

:O

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)

scumbag as an insult comes from the word's usage in the 20th century as a term for condom

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)

gross, right?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:03 (seven years ago)

It was a lot more transgressive when i fuckin coined it tbh

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:16 (seven years ago)

surely the s should just be dropped if that's the case

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)

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Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

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Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:29 (seven years ago)

was gonna say, kinda weird choice of product you got there

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:36 (seven years ago)

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Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

that "Quisling" was an actual person who collaborated with the Nazis as opposed to a pleasingly onomatopoeic English word with vague connotations of faery changelings or some kind of hideous and stunted birdlike creature

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:43 (seven years ago)

have you just watched The King's Choice? That was how I learned about Quisling last year.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:53 (seven years ago)

I was aware of the name source but not all the connotations of the term. Had been thinking of it as a term for Trump but it seems to be necessary for the country involved to be under occupation which it isn't quite yet.

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 July 2018 13:06 (seven years ago)

I was thinking it meant deceptive sellout ala 5th columnist so criteria about country actually being under occupation wasn't vital.

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:09 (seven years ago)

The 16 men are on a dead man’s *treasure chest*, and not, like, on a guy’s physical chest (like a tattoo)

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

"One for the money and done for the rest" refers to the fact that all but one of those sixteen men are dead, too, and all the treasure belongs to the last one left alive.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:53 (seven years ago)

No results found for "one for the money and done for the rest".

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:56 (seven years ago)

it’s not like there’s an authoritative version of that song that actually means stuff at this point

but it’s fifteen men not sixteen

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 July 2018 02:03 (seven years ago)

i always heard it was a furlong or a shilling of men. imperial measures are incredibly fucked

Hunt3r, Sunday, 29 July 2018 03:46 (seven years ago)

It's more "got shockingly far through today before I clocked" but: Emily Bronte and Kate Bush were born on the same day, 140 years apart.

Alba, Monday, 30 July 2018 20:26 (seven years ago)

16 men and whaddaya get
Another day deader and deeper in chest

how's life, Monday, 30 July 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/eHEm8qN.png

pplains, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:17 (seven years ago)

David Axelrod's a white guy

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)

the musician or the politician?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

the latter. There's a musician named David Axelrod?

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)

thread delivers

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)

anyway I would've sworn I'd seen pictures of David Axelrod the political consultant before, and would've sworn he was black, but he actually just had a mustache. Was I thinking of Eric Holder? Maybe.

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

https://www.reverbnation.com/musician/ericholder

looks white too?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:03 (seven years ago)

My dad has a mustache but I've never mistaken him for a black man.

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

anyway I'm ostensibly at work

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:05 (seven years ago)

I think there's a new reissue of one of the David Axelrod William Blake lps, just saw it in a review section from I think this month.
Did some really great funky semi orchestral stuff and the Electric Prunes lps before he replaced teh actual band members.
Worth checking out if you're not already familar with him

Stevolende, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

the latter. There's a musician named David Axelrod?

― devops mom (silby)

unless it's just a pseudonym for arnold shawmobile

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 00:03 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Probably not the right thread for this but I just found that the film director in "Singin' in the Rain" being slowly driven crazy by having to record sound was Kim Fowley's father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTFCctdiS04&list=PLQuPBULYvksL7mfbLwiiToy_iDi_8Cjc7&index=5

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Monday, 27 August 2018 21:14 (seven years ago)

Not all judges have legal degrees/experience.

Yerac, Monday, 27 August 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)

This kind of blew my mind

I didn't realize until about a year ago that the chorus of Run-DMC "It's Tricky" was interpolating the chant from Toni Basil "Hey Mickey" https://t.co/ZdqV93HefI

— jay smooth (@jsmooth995) September 3, 2018

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 3 September 2018 04:09 (seven years ago)

because it was so fine?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 3 September 2018 04:28 (seven years ago)

and right on time

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 3 September 2018 04:38 (seven years ago)


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