Elon Musk

i missed that ppl thought he was some beneficent post-Christmas Scrooge

British caver 'could sue' Elon Musk over Twitter attack

He should crowdfund his legal fees, should get as much as he needs within half an hour.

This chrome plugin which replaces 'Elon Musk' with 'Grimes's boyfriend' is making the internet slightly more fun today

typically weaselly words from the Musk rat
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-44870303

I was re-telling this incident to this posh bloke in a pub the other night, and he was absolutely incredulous about the Musky pedo slur - "no no no, he is a very important guy and wouldn't do that". My first encounter with an irl musketeer, no less!

tbf i think a lot of longterm musk hatewatchers were also startled by it

I thought the capacity to be startled by an American billionaire acting like a complete cock might be a bit reduced in recent times!

also, he's apologizing by ... running some kind of cryptocurrency promotion?

I know that sometimes people can get angry and voice an opinion that looks aggressive. Reacting in the way I did was not a good thing. As such I thought of a cool way to make amends with anyone who feels offended.
A way to get yourself free crypto. How does it sound?

Conditions are pretty simple. Just visit:

musk-official-giveaway.com/btc/ - for free BTC

musk-official-giveaway.com/eth/ - for free ETH

P.s. If you send in 3 BTC or 30 ETH, you will get the Grand Prize: a customized Tesla 3 model, delivery included. Limited to one participant! DM me on Twitter if you did that and we will sort everything out.

Thanks,
Elon.

sorry, that is from a fake Elon Musk twitter account. this one is from the real Musk, though:

As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had been built as an act of kindness & according to specifications from the dive team leader.

i was fully ready to accept the crypto competition as real tbh, seems like exactly the kind of thing he'd do

Telling Musk to “stick his sub where it hurts” is not necessarily the same as suggesting he “engage in a sexual act”.

It is for this sub-fucking degenerate

And to think he wanted to shove kids in there before fucking it. Shameful

he's sunk to new depths

TS: sexual acts with submarine vs. sexual acts with children.

grinding nemo

lol!

my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub

lmfao

gonna be the new kanye stage rant

(sex) toy story

think i might be detecting some attempt to present an equivalency between submarines and children here, elon sees the sub as his child perhaps

seems more like a straightforward sub-dom relaysh to me tbh

ayy lol

I mean, the whole sub idea does seem like something Musk just pulled out of his arse.

Something something up periscope.

jacque cousteau could never get this low

the life erotic

yes

spelunking
the act of exploring for the missing condom after deep penetration
The next morning, "Oh yeah, we never found it. Better get out the head lamp so we can go spelunking."

Lost Johnny's out there.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-QU_3OkCH9Ww/U7M1Ex6DRWI/AAAAAAAAFC8/ra3sgSuGs4A/s1600/Submariner+1+panel+1.JPG

Elon should find out what that Jared Fogle fellow is up to these days

I mean obviously the glaring problem is that it’s a craven, manipulative billionaire weirdo punching wayyyyy down to a literal hero who rescues children from cave death, but if the tables were turned we do have to admit that “this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus)” is kind of a good zing

do we tho is my question

Twitter as a force of seeing into dark celebrity souls

“this British expat guy who lives in Thailand (sus)” is kind of a good zing

― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 18, 2018 9:19 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

see and if he had just stuck with that he wldve been in the clear but he had to go and spell it out and now hes gonna have to give that guy a million dollars

hard to believe this story could get any better but just lmao @ "he suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub"

'he shuggests you fuck your subsh, you shuggest he fucksh kidsh'

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fbplusmovieblog.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F03%2Fthe-untouchables-17.png&f=1

TORPEDOOOOO MUSSSK!!!!!!!!!

what if everyone involved in the rescue operation outside of the thai government actually were pedos

if we agree to leave aside "punching down" (and remember we dont) would it even apply to interaction on twitter (not in any way that would leave it meaning anything (and remember it doesnt))

xp u joke but it happened the bbc

Now that the kids have been rescued he can move on to teh future problem of thai kids stuck on mars

how to rescue Whitey on the Moon

Good to see Musk learned something from this, oh wait (from his likes!)

Dear Elon Musk: Feel the love, respect, and peace flowing to you from those of us who look up to you and respect you. ❤🙏✌@elonmusk https://t.co/d0b1vFHtwv

— Johnna💎 (@JohnnaSabri) July 17, 2018

If you understand this joke I recommend taking a few days off from the internet

i make-a the bitcoin scam yes

— italian elom tusk ☭ (@muslimbanned) July 19, 2018

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-18/musk-enlisted-sierra-club-to-deflect-flak-over-donation-to-gop

wish I'd kept up my tweet about how Musk buys into the "donate money and then they have to do what you say" model because he apparently really did call the Sierra Club and say "I give you money please tell everyone I'm a good guy"

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, may I present this amazing article about the "solar roof" vaporware

money quotes:

"...the company instructed some employees to avoid fielding Solar Roof inquiries due its limited availability."

and this:

"One user said Tesla has been unable to given even a rough estimate of when their systems will be delivered."

here's the full article:

https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/tesla-solar-and-storage-delays-and-deliveries#gs.L3Kul6s

Theory - Tesla cars will remain the unreachable luxury items never be the next consumer - everyday car