everybody on ilx complains about reddit

Sir Chad

adam otm

'twer all castles round here at one time, about 20 miles apart they were, and nought but bawdy women riding back and forth betwixt on horseback

(tho i prefer the implication they're all feminist libertines over in chadshire xp)

This feels like a weird(er) spin on the Mario cucked by chad Bowser and Peach in another castle thing.

http://imgur.com/cu2Btn8l.png

why is amazon recommending this to me today, why

aw, I just got banned from r/LateStageCapitalism/

tbf, i'm a liberal and they sniffed me out fair and square

o hai

https://i.redditmedia.com/1ryywqXVrmsrXrE4PNplTwikvMnLRQg9Ls1v0y9dL6U.jpg?w=474&s=b89044d3929a5c65f0c3258f71818a7d

praise the gun

It’s fascinating to me how none of these assholes ever paint their walls or get rid of the w2w carpet

lol at 'praise the gun'

Same thing to assume when you see a "Gas Grass Or Ass - Noone Rides For Free" sticker.......2 hours into the date, homeboy will be breaking out the no-so-fresh rhymes......"girl I demand you suck me in my truck / I'll snap your fucking neck if you say you ain't down to fuck....".......the kind of guy that will live in a new apartment for over half a year and still have only a TV, couch, and bed as furniture...bare walls....unless he's from Laos.....then they got tons of beads and crap on the walls and bad incense........they conversate about shit like Mike Tyson vs. Ken SHamrock - who would win? (i witnessed once such chat escalate to redfaced chaos).......i know guys like this, stay away.
― Ramosi, Wednesday, March 13, 2002 8:00 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from r/jordanpeterson

Married w/ kids to a far-leftist - need advice

First time on Reddit. Looking to get some advice/input on how to proceed with my relationship.

I met my wife 4 years ago. We are both mid 30s. We both shared the same far-left regressive politics when we first met. It started as a casual fling but she got pregnant really quickly. We now have a three year old and a one year old.

We have a great relationship aside from the fact that we cannot discuss politics or any social issues.

Since we’ve been together, I have become a huge fan of JBP, Sam Harris, etc. and my views now run counter to hers on nearly every issue. She regularly talks about white privilege, BLM, and not doing enough to advice SJW causes. She loves Shaun King and doesn’t see any issue with PC culture (thinks it’s great!) She’s even bragged about following a FB page run by a woman that “fuuuucking hates white people.”

I’ve tried to engage in more civil discussions on these issues, but she has frankly stated that she is an ideologue and that these views are “her identity.” There is no moving her, even a little. She refuses to even listen to a counter argument, or to even entertain the idea that there are other arguments.

During the last discussion we had about all of this, she said that is OK with being racist, as long as it’s directed towards whites, even though the children we are raising are white.

My main concern is the children: She’s jokingly talked about enrolling my son in a drag queen classes. I am concerned that any feminine trait he may exhibit once he grows up will be pounced on and exploited by her ideology, and that he will suffer for it.

I am considering a divorce, but this is not a road I want to go down. We get along great as long as these subjects are not breeched. I am concerned that I have less room within the relationship to combat any impending gender/political craziness if I stay within the relationship, because I have to maintain a peace. If I leave there is more freedom, but the children will suffer greatly.

There are dragons under the rug that are growing. I need some help here.

read the comments to die instantly

may divorce road
rise up to meet you

That’s definitely a real guy and not a troll.

Glad they got past the misunderstanding with the potato anyway

My main concern is the children: She’s jokingly talked about enrolling my son in a drag queen classes

there are drag queen classes for kids? awesome

is "dragons growing under the rug" a real saying because i can't make any sense of it?

it's the jordan peterson subreddit so i assume it's something to do with peterson's 'dragon of chaos'

alternatively it's a vivid metaphor for mental illness

"bugs growing under my skin"

i mean the thing is there isn't an ounce of truth in any of these posts so it diminishes the lulz somewhat

jordan peterson fandom: morgellons disease for misogynists

It’s fascinating to me how none of these assholes ever paint their walls or get rid of the w2w carpet

― El Tomboto, Monday, July 30, 2018 10:54 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There are dragons under the rug that are growing. I need some help here.

Haha

That has to be a joke

unquestionably the best reddit thread is the legaladvice thread where the dude posted about finding strange post-it notes around his apartment and his computer being tampered with and someone in the comments saved his life by correctly guessing he had carbon monoxide poisoning

— blocked thot (@chaeronaea) August 9, 2018

and ff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/ is good

"The plum pudding method"

o god

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoDA_23V4AAIIAg.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/9j1nkq/update_i_35m_caught_my_wife_29f_rehearsing_a/

wow the OP is definitely worth reading

sheer poetry

TL;DR: guy takes his girlfriend to see Jordan Peterson speak, she immediately tells him she wants to see other people, he doesn't understand why. pic.twitter.com/CSQjGyNUrX

— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) October 18, 2018

Magic

Falling for the Navy Seal Copypasta and calling the cops as a result strikes me as a weirdly eloquent snapshot of contemporary America:

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9vq7n3/united_statesi_posted_the_navy_seal_copypasta_in/

we've reached peak reddit

https://i.redd.it/5gjfv8y9ztx11.jpg

chefkiss.png

https://preview.redd.it/gecuo8llc8z11.jpg?width=431&auto=webp&s=419cf57019e42689f4d0cba678a9fb7dd53bb967

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/a5dga8/my_25_m_girlfriend_26_f_baked_all_the_beans_now_i/

Not as good as the guy who found out he and his girlfriend were using a dildo based on her ex's penis.

I've actually really gotten into a few subreddits lately. r/niceguys is depressingly hilarious. r/legaladvice and r/choosingbeggars also. Good carcrash internet idiots fun.

please post dildo thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/a4cky3/i_27m_have_unknowingly_been_using_my_gfs_27f_exs/
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/a4ygtg/update_i_27m_have_unknowingly_been_using_my_gfs/

relationships.txt Twitter account does a fine job of curating

That was sadder than I expected.

r/aww is great for cheering you up, has all the pics of cute pets one could ever need.

dildo thread was poignant

r/wholesomememes also good cheer.

r/aww is hilarious for all the people who lose their shit over reposts, reddit points are serious business

lol yeah I see that a lot on r/niceguys. but tbf theres a couple of memes that honestly do get reposted almost every day. Reddit is a fecking huge audience.

TIFU by admitting to my girlfriend that I pretend she is a giant cockroach when we have sex.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2i7jid/tifu_by_admitting_to_my_girlfriend_that_i_pretend/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p5aMxobg-s

idk, feel like that's not likely to make a top five of most fucked up fetishes i read about on the internet this week. Almost vanilla.