No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

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sweden bringing the edge-of-the-seat thrills of the seventh seal to the arena of football

the seventh seal is good not bad, also funny

it's is the ikea product name of cinema

this mangling of September is the worst chant I've heard since the one man city used to sing about sven

uh oh SET PIECE

you should hear some of the dire chants we have in the States

NYCFC had

"I wanna Diskerud all night
and party every day"

no seventh sealshaming here honestly

SET PIECE and STANDING WITH ARMS OUTSTRETCHED APPEALING EVERY REFEREE DECISION THAT GOES AGAINST ENGLAND

TWO WORLD WARS AND THREE WORLD CUPS

ok

can't yell IRL as baby is sleeping next to the sofa

for all of their supposed defensive discipline, Sweden's marking in the box has been shit today

cancel the wc

lol @ Sweden

“It’s coming home.” pic.twitter.com/Ouuvu3jauI

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 7, 2018

This is a slog

Glad that football is coming home though

That's money in the bank for me, at least I've got that consolation to help me through the nightmare of the coming week.

‘bodies on the line, the english defence stood strong’

*waves flag, salutes blitz spirit*

much like colombia, have to wonder what might've happened if sweden had started out trying to win the game

One of the things I especially hate about watching England: "oh we're 2-0 up, let's ease off a bit" and immediately the other team (very nearly) score.

i like it

I want Trump to tweet something stupid about this - preferably just before going to Scotland.

Like “England winning in soccer cup represents a win not just for them but wales and scotland! GLORY BE TO GREAT BRITAIN”

"congrats to the USA for making the semifinals"

Sweden pressed pretty high but there's not been much created from open play, they've lost this on set pieces and in the air

make britain great again

there's got to be a LOLgoal in this one

Think this'll pan out like france-uruguay, another inglan goal before or around thehour mark, a trundle to the end

Bananaman delivers.

love Pickford's temper tantrums

my kids are back

"pickford has a face like spongebob"

https://celebritynetworthwiki.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Pauly-D-Net-Worth.jpg

vardy time imo

pickford doing so much for men with enormous asses

pickfords have form with wide loadszzzz

"there might be some reading a book at home, if they are they need to get a life"

Goodbye pauly dele

i’m in a pub did someone actually say that?

eng's best save since Banks against Pele?

martin keown has yr number fizzles

think the lightning swedes have given this up

they're doin a nice job of collapsing in heaps on the field rn

Sweden reduced to relying on John Guidetti, the poor man's Nicklas Bendtner.

i will inform him that in order to alleviate the longuers i am dipping into david edgerton’s fantastic The Rise and Fall of the British Nation. tbf it’s also to stop the incredibly boring old man near me in the pub engaging me in periodic conversational gambits like “so if england lose this they go out right?”

Southgate's pub general manager look is always welcome

Sweden clamouring for universal healthcare

England making them pay for it

it’s also to stop the incredibly boring old man near me in the pub engaging me in periodic conversational gambits like “so if england lose this they go out right?”

pickford doing so much for men with enormous asses

― J0rdan S., Saturday, 7 July 2018 15:30 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why I am watching the game

kids playing fifa now, France vs Bolton

i forgot he yells at a butt