I had to move my car. I can’t leave my car. I’ll come back to the pub if we win. Deal sealed by demonstrative cockney accent “camon facking england”
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)
I guess the last English sub will be Nick Pope.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)
Come on England I've got Vardy Til You Puke cued up here
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:26 (eight years ago)
if england get sent packing, there will surely be calls for pickford’s removal
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:27 (eight years ago)
I have solved the problem by going to the Co op next door. Its much nicer in here. They have those egg poaching bags, might give those a try.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:27 (eight years ago)
Warming the cockles of my heart to hear itv pundits saying "we need someone to do something magic, we just need a Moment"As opposed to "here's how England might win in the next 15"Been hearing this conversation all my life, it never changesTrying to explain to the non-Englishes I'm watching with that this isn't just cynicism, it's in the DNA, they're not having it
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:28 (eight years ago)
*envisions obligatory care flippings* probly well played, be careful. xp
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:28 (eight years ago)
Game would be improved by watching it with the cute woman from the Coop ad tbf
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:29 (eight years ago)
coopa merica
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)
omg nearly Rose to the occasion
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)
ok I'm back into it
― ogmor, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)
rashford converted to centre half brrrave sir gareth
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:31 (eight years ago)
WE'RE SAVED LADS IT'S RASHFORD
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:31 (eight years ago)
COL hanging on for pens now.
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
Lol. Pickford has to do the penalties after all.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
wau at how vardy brought that ball down
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
Aw bless England they're finally having a go
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
love a plaintive 'is this the moment' from a commentator, always portends great results
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:32 (eight years ago)
lololol
dier is trash, the outfield joe hart
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:33 (eight years ago)
eric fauxllaini
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:34 (eight years ago)
On a brighter note, many bookmakers' families will be getting treated at the weekend
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:34 (eight years ago)
my sons have informed me that the two goalkeepers in this match are named "dickford" and "ospenis"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:37 (eight years ago)
Ospina has saved three out of thirty eight penalties, fwiw.
Pickford five out of thirty.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:38 (eight years ago)
Pretty sure I know what they call De Gea
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:38 (eight years ago)
wait until your sons find out about eng striker harry kane
― scopin' VARs (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:38 (eight years ago)
Ospina in my Football Manager team, not a great record against pens
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:39 (eight years ago)
say what u like about england's performance, but u can't deny that they certainly feeted some balls in this match
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:39 (eight years ago)
what kind of team leaves kane out there leg hanging off
moronic
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:40 (eight years ago)
I hope England are laying on PTSD counselling for these kids
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:40 (eight years ago)
Can't wait to see Kane miss a penalty.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:40 (eight years ago)
xposts they call him "the hair" ("tha hay-yuh")y because he's so hairy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:40 (eight years ago)
Who's gonna miss the decider?
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:41 (eight years ago)
Jesse lingard to sky it
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:42 (eight years ago)
Feel like Dier will make himself avaipable
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:42 (eight years ago)
kids' prediction for these pens is that every taker will miss, and keep missing, until everyone is very old, and then harry kane will have to actually use a cane
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)
u dont know til you see them place the ball and walk back from it
but at that stage you know 100% imo
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)
I’ve left the car. I’m standing outside the pub.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)
I like the way your kids think Tracer
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:43 (eight years ago)
wish tracer's sons were the itv pundits
― mark s, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)
tracer hand's kids offering more incisive commentary than itv's lineup tbh
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)
dammit
Not fashionable to rate anything about the England football team but let's be real There's nothing better in sport than England doing penalties
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:44 (eight years ago)
pickford will save at least one imo
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:45 (eight years ago)
Keeper stays still, saves
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)
Pickford hopping about like a morris dancer is so not intimidating
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)
kane is quite something imo
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:46 (eight years ago)
It's hard to be intimidating when you look 14 tbf
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:47 (eight years ago)
hmmm rashford. i think miss.
― the last famous poster you were surprised to discover was actually (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:47 (eight years ago)
should have missed it with that cunts runup
I thought he would too
― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 20:48 (eight years ago)