No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

This first half is one of the lamest/most boring I’ve seen this time around

― F# A# (∞), Sunday, July 1, 2018 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

missed the earlier match, did you?

it's a lot more chaotic if that's your thing

Lovren, D. Vida, Luca

Zanka was 50/1 for 1st goalscorer and I was thinking of putting a few bob on it earlier, but got fucken interrupted as usuaual!

Is that Cat Power in this KIA commercial? (Not Bowie cover)

don't get me wrong, spain's movement and passing wasn't sharp and they had a few turds in there clogging everything up which made it an amazingly frustrating watch against an astonishingly negative russia team (strange how spain didn't force any of the group B teams to play such dreck eh?) but as an appalling elitist connoisseur I prefer watching teams who have a bit more control over what they're doing. this is too sloppy to be tense, feels remedial after I kept crying out in pain during the previous game

I will never prefer watching borefests like the previous match. so they meant to take a shit on the pitch - doesn't mean I wanna watch it

Two of the most skilful and visionary playmaker in the game and everyone else is just hoofing it over them.

Given I missed the first five minutes and have seen everything else I'm starting to feel genuinely robbed.

^ditto

second half is giving me the phear

Croatia definitely looking off this half

Apparently it's still like 30 degrees at 10pm which may have something to do with it.

Why would Denmark be better at dealing with heat?

y'all fart a lot

Two all European games, both crap.

I'm getting more into this weird game. Denmark are pressing high, taking their chances competing for long balls, stretching Croatia out, keeping it scrappy and piecemeal. I think this is a p smart approach, Croatia still haven't really found their way into this

The beautiful game!

If you can’t love CRODEN, you don’t deserve FRAARG

I think I've seen about three Croatian throw-ins that have gone direct to Denmark. They really don't deserve to win this based on their second-half performance. Luka ;_;

James CRODEN

Enjoyed Poulsen going down on his knees and beating the turf like his first born had just died, as opposed to a decision going against him in the middle of the park.

Watched the first fifteen minutes, then had a barbecue, back now. Cheered by my decision

Injuring opponents is a great tactic for these long games.

luka has given croatia so many great setups

Playing like a man who know he’s going to jail for five years if he doesn’t bring the cup back.

This pitch seems too big for these players

xpost too real

absolute disgrace from croatia to play like that

i want a CRO goal but i cant see it happening

little luka basically withering on the vine at this point

Just think, one of these two or Russia will be playing in a World Cup semi final. Awesome.

rooting for CRO to kill these danes off sharpish, I’ve got the final episode of the bridge to watch after this

fuck the Ustashe! Come on Denmark!

Imagine being Tony Pulis or Rory Delap and watching this.

I'm watching The Bridge after this as well and right now I'm wishing misfortune on every Dane in it.

it's the bridge, misfortune is the only thing that happens to everyone

Neanderthal

Ha yes i did actually

Fell asleep . What did I miss?

Wishing my barbecue had been a bit longer now

Denmark looking the better team rn

With Denmark on this though. Croatia are playing unforgivable bilge

Dr bilgse

I mean this is just what World Cup knockout matches are like. Today has been nice because I feel extra lucky to have been watching yesterday.

Croatia on pens is such a certainty I bet Ray Winstone is refusing bets on it.

football w/o pens is like caramel w/o salt

bet on Denmark pens before the game such is my lack of faith in serial knockout chokers Croatia

would take pens as long as both teams score in this period of e/t

get down facking Brighthouse and put yr sofa on pens says cockney twat!

russian world cup delivering the tolstoy today

sisto gon turn this watch im burn em