Please stop, Sony. Please? No one is asking for these things. You can just send me envelopes full of cash and get basically the same net return as you will from investing in worthless IP (nb: I will not be returning your cash). Nobody who knows or cares who Morbius is will want to see Jared Leto as Morbius. Fourteen movies about tertiary Spider-Man characters will not make up for you totally fumbling the opportunity to make an easy buck on the imminently-bankable starring character without another studio coming in to hold your hand. Go build yourself a Walkman, ya bums.
― A Frankenstein + A Dracula + A Mummy That's Been Werewolfed (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
Why DOES Leto keep getting work
― Nhex, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link
i will place good money on this never making it to production
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link
I mean, Venom got made.
― Simon H., Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
still not convinced that’s not an elaborate hoax tbh
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
also venom has an established fanbase (mystifyingly enough) but the potential audience for a movie about spider-man’s science-vampire frenemy seems... limited
― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 June 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link
We got sequel trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYtuKyMtY8
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:11 (five years ago) link
Can you put "dickwad" in a movie trailer? This is all Trump's fault.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
since when do trailers have cards that say "official trailer" on them
― adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
sad to say, i get it is kind of necessary now
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
peter lookin remarkably spry for a guy who was last seen dissolving into dust huh
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Powdered Spider-Man is remarkably easy to reconstitute.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
What IS the deal with that? Are we getting trailers for post Endgame MCU movies now?
― DJI, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 21:37 (five years ago) link
Who were the baddies? Mysterio & Hydro-man?
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link
JAKE
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link
xp word is Marvel wanted them to wait on this, but Sony didn't care
― Nhex, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link
"I'm Peter Parker and I'm here to pick up my passport"
the humor I'm here for
― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link
This one takes place prior to Infinity War
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:16 (five years ago) link
it takes place before Jake loved me
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:23 (five years ago) link
Would you wear a cape for him
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:27 (five years ago) link
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EzTckZ2BvR4/S7oDpGMJ-WI/AAAAAAAAEaw/lGjOVIX9DVY/s1600/DSC00698.JPG
― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 00:45 (five years ago) link
no it doesn't
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 08:48 (five years ago) link
did i mix up my mcu
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:31 (five years ago) link
We are discussing the upcoming Spider-Man 2 now, Hoos.
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link
oh duh i was thinking of the captain marvel movie my ba
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
d
No worrie
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link
s
uh oh, forks and OL got broken into atoms while posting
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:16 (five years ago) link
I don't know why I typed forks, I was thinking Hoos
― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
fuckin' Thanos
forks vaporized offscreen
― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link
mr lunch, i don’t feel so good
― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
I told you it was old bizarro, I told you
― A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link
I have no idea where Venom fits in with the spider-flicks at this point, but I caught it on a plane last night and it was about what I expected- the Marvel movie it reminded me most of was Blade. Cheap, kind of fun, mostly silly, with a relentlessly, needlessly grim n gritty attitude. The best part was Venom offering his rationale for siding with Brock by saying "on my planet I'm kind of a loser".
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 01:47 (five years ago) link
it’s a weird weird movie... rote plot, clumsy script, and then batshit moments like that that make it not an entirely wasted 90 minutes
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link
I’m still laughing at the Eminem song that played over the credits
― mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
that was hilarious- he gets his own theme song!
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link
What rhymes with "venom?"
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link
"Eminem-om?"
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:32 (five years ago) link
https://genius.com/Eminem-venom-music-from-the-motion-picture-lyrics
I left the theater as the song started because my first thought was “I can’t do this right now”
― mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
Venom is fun, esp if you pirate it.
― resident hack (Simon H.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:36 (five years ago) link
the answer to the rhyme q is “hit ‘em” and “get ‘em”
― mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:37 (five years ago) link
I saw it on an opening day and ate venom-themed chicken wings and drank a venom-themed beer
― mh, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:39 (five years ago) link
should've been chicken heads
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link
also woody harrelson's hair was extremely lol, he looked like sideshow bob
Venom was totally fun. I'm surprised at the backlash against it when Ant Man gets so much praise; they were similar to me in that they didn't take themselves seriously at all (and are both set in SF). It doesn't directly link into any of the Spiderman movies in existence.
― akm, Saturday, 26 January 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link
Venom was dull as dishsoap after the first 40 minutes
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 January 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link
i couldn't read the credits to see if they gave McFarland co-creator credit for the character
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 January 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link