My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Look, wings, too! Strongo was just talking about them!

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I spent a night in that dorm/brothel that ended with me climbing over the fence around the aquatic center and jumping naked off the high high high platform dive.

haha, yeah I remember that pool! me and some dudes from that dorm hopped that fence and shimmied up there once for some totally unsafe drunken high-dive action. there was also that smoking bench outside PV west (mirror of PV east) where this guy Travis once got a ticket from the campus police for smoking pot weed out there. the officer's name was P. Nuss, and shortly after the incident the bench was declared The Officer P. Nuss Memorial Bench by someone with a sharpie.

I was only there for a year and haven't kept in touch with anyone. I was going there when Phoenix PD raided Sammy "The Bull" Gravano's esctacy ring a couple blocks down the street.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy mod, are you no longer my friend or something? i know it was you!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:13 AM (8 hours ago)

WE ARE BFF! HUGGLES!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.back-in-style.com/image.php?productid=4414

what I got when googling purple and green dress. Not exactly purple and green, which must account for its total excellence. Sold, goddammit.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 15 March 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/427884960_92ede34195.jpg
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THIS BOARD
FUCK YOU IT IS NOT AN ILLEGAL LINK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

l-r, resignation, obliviousness

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

i am doing this shit today

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I WANNA SEE A PIC OF YOUR DRESS.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

getting married or eating chicken wings? either way, congrats bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

here is dresses:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/427655205_5e0d7ec0d5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

SO much better thanI imagined, if it had been pale purple then it would have been awfulm but that purple is well so purple.

― Ed, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's the wedding party.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

guys this was posted on the sandbox but it is too good to leave only there
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/20/f_rockettesm_3e4a5cf.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Based on the one reception shot I hope everyone dressed up for the wedding in black T-shirts and smoked nonstop.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's AWESOME.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm getting married to a plate of wings

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i had to get a divorce from a sack of potatoes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

that's no way to talk about your wife

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

EX-wife

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

</vaudeville>

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ally- Did you make it to Casey M0oore's?

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

great pics Ally and Tom!

― gff, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

g--no, was too busy :(
after wedding we went to someplace called rula bula (something like that), which was a VERY WEIRD PLACE. they had this separate smoking/bathroom area outdoors (though later it was revealed the entire outdoors was ok to smoke, if you could move your hand up to your mouth thru the crowd) but you couldn't take your drink with you. i was like, wtf do you even HAVE this area for, in your BAR, that drinks are unacceptable in?
ALSO: they wouldn't let me 36 year old cousin in because he forgot his ID at home, so the groom, tom and my cousin all ditched us and trekked back to mesa to get the ID. at which point tom promptly got changed and then forgot to grab HIS wallet back up...hilarity almost ensued but they realized soon after they left the house ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha.

yeah its a college town so they're super strict wrt ID's.

rula bula is where my love affair with Jameson Irish Wiskey began one unseasonably chilly night years ago.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

that's just how it is, in "the zone".

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/186/428299690_327504e99a.jpg
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i won btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING TO THIS THRED?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

because new ilx basically sucks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

I personally have nothing to add

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

you should be expressing proudness of your adopted family

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.phonographique.com/store/image.php?productid=10072

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

Holy crap. The bride really doing a keg stand? Really?!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I am gobsmacked.

― Ed, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

my dad apparently started the keg stand nonsense but there are no photos of him doing it so far ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

fucking xpost

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING TO THIS THRED?

Hey, some things leave you speechless.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

ILX is like this horrible frankenstein's monster that just won't die, this decaying body bolted onto a shiny frame yet strangely lacking the qualities one would normally associate with being human.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE SRSLY BEST WEDDING EVER, OMG

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hooters.com/fun_stuff/

― Latham Green, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

oh, the dresses aren't so bad, Ally! Ed's right: it's a nice purple, and the sashes aren't as wide as I thought they'd be. you look very nice!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

did someone do that updo for you or did you do it yourself? I wish I could wear my hair like that every day. it's awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha jesus, no, someone else did that for me. i have no coordination and also i have NO idea how she even did it. i mean, my hair is about chin length and she didn't put extensions in or anything. hair genie. i was actually ok with the outcome. i wouldn't let anyone else do my makeup but decided to just kiss it to god re: the hair because i have no abilities to do my own hair.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, the only time I had my hair done like that, I was a bridesmaid and the bride had all of us get our hair done at schmancy salon. it was brilliant; it's the only time my hair has every stayed completely out of my face for hours.

the rockettes line of boys is obv. awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/427623570_d9fca28c5b.jpg
this is what our hairs looked like in the interim between "in face floppy hair" and "'60s updos hair" fwiw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

ahahaha! my updo consisted of my hair being in lots of braids and then coiled so when I took it down I looked like medusa. it was pretty sweet.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

i was still yanking out bobby pins the next morning, i swear to god. there must've been 60+ in there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

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