Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"EVERYTHING MUST GO!"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i, thankfully, don't have any questions on homosexual relations...

― darragh.mac (darragh.mac), Saturday, 16 October 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 17 October 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I was flipping through the late night Skinemax movies Saturday night and I heard this beaut.

"Im gonna let one go on your pocket taco!"

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Im gonna insert my hot shaft in your tender vittles.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:10 (twenty-one years ago)

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 22 October 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Where's Aja?"

― A Million Talking Hot Dogs (AaronHz), Friday, 22 October 2004 17:43 (twenty-one years ago)

GARU G

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Friday, 22 October 2004 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

SPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

je4nne wins

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 23 October 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

"I wonder if it's night time in Lithuania?"

― JTS, Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

^^^^Hhahaha

Pre:
"Unghhhh, oh yo shit, did u already bust? Cos I know that shit's like a big complex with like, 90% of all bitches, naw naw don't fuck around, make sure you bust first, I'm a gentleman. In fact, it's one of my new years resolutions. Hey, you never even told me yours! Aw shit yo your box is fucken is LUSH, it's like that really expensive Danone "La Creme" yogurt.... you ever try that shit? OMG it's like regular yogurt but I dunno...

Post:
"That's some high-roller cum in you right there. Respect that shit."

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG that's it what? oh yeh ILm!!! *dives to computer* er funniest erm OOOOOhhhgggfff no no I can't hold it... what? there's this message board, no it's not porn uuuugggghhhh sorry must type this is funnnnnnnnnn h shit sorry was that your face oh no I'm sorry no really i'm sorrry

― elwisty (elwisty), Sunday, 30 January 2005 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

when the shit goes down, you better be ready!

― garu gee (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

i've no idea how i got to this thread btw

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Oops up side yr head"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

this is not coming. it's a lifestyle

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

FACES!

― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

how do i shot head

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:26 (nineteen years ago)

Two people I know: girl rather short, boy very tall. During sex, she catches him looking at the mirror above their dresser. She asks him "does it look like you're fucking a Hobbit?"

― joygoat (joygoat), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

"oh, wrinklepaws"

― p@reene (Pareene), Thursday, 15 June 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

my cock fancies a henfap

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

I AM BECOME SHIVA, DESTROYER OF WOMBS

― Nicholas Passant (Nicholas Passant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

To be honest,

OMG R R R TSCHUH

still works for me.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

by the power of Greyskull!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 15 June 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

"NOW GO WASH THE DISHES!"

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

Everything we own fell off a truck!

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

"LOL"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 15 June 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

This guy who was going out with a friend of him would yell "Maximum power!". She quickly got rid of him.

― Jibé (Jibé), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Iiiiiit's a Leonard Lopate show ticket giveaway!!!"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

(hahaha the choco taco thing upthread!)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

"Maximum power!"

Awesome! Roffles.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

DY-NO-MITE!!! (accompanied by the jj walker/black panther fist shake)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"As Balzac said, 'There goes another novel'"

― Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 15 June 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

"The table is set.... my oven is hot......"

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Actually I have got a terrible feeling this is how my parents got engaged.... something was said "on the moment" (like "MARRY ME" or something). I don't know how I worked this out but they sure as hell smile lewdly to each other when I ask them how it happened.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 15 June 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

"you're better than this."

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

"HORDE SUX"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! I was looking for this, to show it to Kit only yesterday!

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Christ, that wasn't something to say during climax ffs.

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Squee! Cuddlestein Mountain!"

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

"BASS! How low can you go?"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

"UbI ubam gubonnuba cubum!""

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm gonna PUKE my PANTS!"

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

WATCH OUT!! BEA ARTHUR!!!

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://atthetime.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/bea-arthur-73-741567.jpeg

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Friday, 16 June 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

Mara-roma
Beebah-bool
Oook, kooks, ell!
Rededeedee dee-dee-dee!
Peeree, pepee,pa-papee!
Chogi goona,geni-gan
Ahl, Ell, Eeell!
Ek, ak, oook!
Gamch, gemch, ee-o!
rr-pee! rrr-pee!

This is Elizabeth Fraser having sex, right?

...right?

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 16 June 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

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