Young women in flimsy summer dresses that leave little to the imagination: classic or dud?

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i still have the afterimage.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

FLIMSY HIPPIE ASS SUNDRESSES ARE STUPID AND LAME.
-- Allyzay Science Explosion (alk210...), August 10th, 2004. (later)

Sorry, Ally, but you are incorrect. Sundresses are hot in general, but I will do anything for a girl wearing one of pale yellow. So beautiful. So see through.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I think amateurist is right though, skirt+shirt is way hotter, and hotter still are those geisha girl dresses.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud dud dud. It's usually ultra-skinny, flimsy girls wearing them anyway.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess I don't dislike the sundress as much as I dislike all it implies.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, nothing beats a pale yellow sundress; sorry. Skirts are hot, I guess, depending on the length/pattern/style. Some women can pull off long flowing hippy skirts whereas others should show as much leg as possible. The geisha girl dresses? I'm not entirely sure what you're talking about.

Also, I'm kind of disappointed this hasn't turned into a picture thread yet.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

And by "all it implies", I mean "Mischa Barton".

x-post

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Long skirts are kind of dud like 9 times out of 10 IMO.

what i'm talking about:

http://www.uniquely-oriental.co.uk/images/chinesedress4.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

If I could actually find something that looks like that American flag "sundress" I'd be all for these bastardized versions of sundresses:

http://market.renderosity.com/mp/SoftgoodThumb18498.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kino-passau.de/Archiv/Filme2/h_n/bilder/in_the_mood_for_love.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Those dresses are hot, you are correct. Especially the ones with the low cut neckline beneath the collar.

xposts

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ein Fim von Wong Kar-wai"

These dresses are also hotter than sundresses, cos they button all the way up, it is kinky:

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/203300/203371/Products/7259005.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

These are hot too because you just untie the back and bam full frontal nudity:

http://www.dvf.com/Merchant2/4.13/collection/main_822.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The model looks like she's molded out of plasticine, and her calves are TO DIE FOR.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't the whole point of dresses being able to bang without getting undressed?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

like homosexuals in union suits, Ian.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes but you must admit the "accident" possibility of untying or popped buttons makes those dresses more alluring than sundresses, who do NOT have such a possibility for "accident". Unless like the subway wind tunnel effect causes skirt rises, which happens to me constantly.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

the button up dress looks like a raincoat: not sexy.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you have flasher fantasies.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm too easily aroused; practically any dress that shows anything gets me.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't think most girls cd pull off the maggie cheung chinese dress thing though. i think the skirt/blouse combo is more democratic.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

i have an amish fetish

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

if it's admission time:

I have a grass skirt fetish,
I have a soccer shorts fetish,
I have a surfer grrl fetish,
I have a telephone operator fetish
I have a waitress fetish,
I have an art-school girl fetish,
and all of these trump my flimsy summer dress fetish.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I basically only deal in two looks, "naughty librarian/secretary" or "unshowered indie fuck in ironic t-shirt".

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

what if it's an unflattering cut or color? i mean really Ally, think about it...

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Raincoat with nuthin' under it but undies how is that NOT sexy?

Osmosis, Allyzay, needs to take place through a semi-permeable membrane, and a raincoat is more than semi-permeable. It would not be sexy, it would be like a genital sweat-lodge inside an (aptly-named) slicker, with enough odiferous hotness to float a zepplin.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/albums/userpics/10001/normal_005%7E0.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, google helped me out:

http://www.alysonhannigancorner.com/maggie/miscmagazines/2003/november/maggie-ew111403-01.jpg

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

aw fuck it.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

It's my goal to have a girlfriend who wears sexy dresses by the beginning of spring.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, how about a link?: http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=1

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice kicks...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

so am i mistaken or is this thread now just ally and a bunch of pervy dudes?

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

ally is a pervy dude in a woman's body.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Welcome to the pervclub, amateurist. Make yourself at home. Gag-ball?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian is OTM

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway YES if the raincoat is an ugly color, like for example green, then it'd be awful, obviously.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a name for the dress that maggie wears in that photo?

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That does not appear to be a dress to me. It appears to be a blouse and a pencil skirt, both black.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

i meant to write skirt.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost

pencil skirt! aha. ok i'll go back to perving in silence.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes. It is a pencil skirt. I find those to be the best of skirts and own many, many of them though they are a bit inconvenient for every day casual wear to be honest.

That was exactly the type of look I was thinking of when I said skirt+shirt ist besser als sundresses!

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Pencil skirt + seamed stockings = X

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

JIMMY THE MOD WILL LEAD YOU ALL THRU THE ZONE.

*hi-fives*

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's Eiffel Tower that bitch AK

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

seamed stockings are hotter even than sundresses.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

And seamed stockings with garters are hotter than that. We should really set up a scale...

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I have to get a new pair for fall, I ripped mine somehow and Victoria's Secret is only selling one with pink seams down the back? I reckon that is unclassy.

Garters always win but they are difficult to wear sometimes under the new breed of pencil skirts, which feature lycra too often and are a bit unforgiving to the little bumps caused by garters. Garters are better with kind of flippy skirts.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Right... but we're splitting hairs. We need an official scale of hotness

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

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