It's the King of The Hill "Major Characters" poll I tell you what.

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ILX System, Sunday, 18 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Monday, 19 November 2007 00:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Another solid ep tonight, with the Co-op selling out to Megalomart and Hank turning organic food snob.

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

"Don't be ridiculous. Tomatoes don't have any taste. MM!"

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 03:32 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

"you know how the smell of propane gives you goosebumps? well for me it's the smell of children learning spanish."

Fallopian Journey in Oprah (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 06:33 (fourteen years ago) link

dale: joseph you're an alien!
joseph: wait, i'm from outer space? like ET?
dale: well, no. he was a purebred alien with a heart of gold, you're half-human and can sometimes be self-absorbed

Fallopian Journey in Oprah (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 6 October 2009 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

love this show so much lately

iatee, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

it also feels *much* more appropriate late night on adult swim than it did primetime on fox

iatee, Tuesday, 6 October 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

episode where peggy thinks she's a genius is great

hank (to peggy): you've got an IQ of 170, you've said so yourself plenty of times

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dale (to hank): nancy is a genius... a genius at having a great can

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

in the thanksgiving episode where john redcorn yearns to be a father to joseph

john redcorn: "joseph hates me"
dale: "why would joseph hate you? he barely knows you"

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 September 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

bobby: "i'm glad the cowboys lost today, after all they did to the indians"
hank: "dammit, now don't bring them into it"

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Monday, 27 September 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw an episode recently where Dale actually read the Warren Commission Report and concluded the government had been telling the truth, and that he now had to trust the government 100%. It was basically perfec6t.

Mormons come out of the sky and they stand there (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 September 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

hank's extensive vocabulary of dismayed sounds & expressions is the funniest thing in the world to me lately... i pretty much die any time he reacts in horror to anything bobby does

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 March 2011 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Fave Hank line = "There'd better be a naked cheerleader in that closet" to Bobby

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 March 2011 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i wd vote for Dale if we did this poll again

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 March 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Bobby, Hank, Bill, Peggy & Dale are the pantheon for me. I think Bobby's the character I have the most affection for, but Hank makes me laugh the hardest. Dale's great but I'm glad he's a supporting character. I think Bill's a little underrated.

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Monday, 7 March 2011 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

six years pass...

would "propane accessories" be considered a secondary character?

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 10:42 AM (nine years ago)

This is the hardest I've ever known someone didn't watch the thing they were writing about pic.twitter.com/0tAHfx9rj8

— Jacob Oller (@JacobOller) June 13, 2017

j., Wednesday, 14 June 2017 04:05 (six years ago) link

lol truth

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:54 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1_srb7wcTA

nomar, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link

It's a funny scene when Hank becomes sexually aroused setting up the propane heating system for the Gribble's hot tub.

earlnash, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 09:09 (six years ago) link

I love the one where he thinks he's having dirty dreams about Nancy but it turns out he's just fantasizing about their grill

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 16:14 (six years ago) link

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dale-were-stealing-a-news-van.jpg

Despite that golden classic, my favorites were always Boomhauer and Lucky.

Austin, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

Loved Luanne

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

Bobby is the best because he was voiced by Pamela Adlon and because of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4oXXL1a5A

evol j, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

dang answer to this is obviously Hank Hill

Minh Souphanousinphone is very underrated too; she gets some great stories in the final seasons

Evan R, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link

boomhauer always makes me laugh

marcos, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

all the dialogue quotes upthread are killin me

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

"Bills, bills, bills...why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"

frogbs, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

i haven't seen this show in years and years but oh man every bit here is so otm it makes me realize that hank hill is an all-time-great character

https://bostonpewg.org/2019/07/12/labor-theory-of-king-of-the-hill/

j., Saturday, 13 July 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link

this is great i tell ya hwat

hollow your fart (m bison), Sunday, 14 July 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyGfiIirD8

pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 00:51 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

peggy offering to buy a "meñora" to accomodate hank's mom's jewish boyfriend during their stay at the hill residence for christmas is just one of many amazing details i've had the pleasure to re-discover as i've been re-watching the series these past two weeks. pretty impressive how great the show was pretty much right out the gate.

budo jeru, Sunday, 26 July 2020 06:58 (three years ago) link


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