Haha me too
― kinder, Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)
Engadget: World's smallest violin uses MEMS, plays only for you
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:54 (seven years ago)
Lol
― Roz, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:48 (seven years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjAeXOFUwAEedU8.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:30 (seven years ago)
straight into my veins
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)
https://www.thestar.com/news/cannabis/2018/08/08/cannabis-company-begins-first-federally-approved-study-of-cbd-treatment-for-pets.html
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:47 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/6dldz71.png
― iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:30 (seven years ago)
https://globalnews.ca/news/4549159/cookie-monster-cat-pajama/
― Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)
https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/nyc-should-stop-coddling-young-white-bros-on-bikes/
"The Dale Earnhardts of the handlebars turn into colicky babies over every minor impediment to their progress. They tweet their rage whenever a bike lane is blocked by any of the inevitable nuisances — like utility digs, construction and fire trucks. You know, the things most New Yorkers deal with every single day while taking it in their stride. Fury’s in their blood, as was true of the guys who wished me death by dump truck over my last bike lane-bashing column. Bring it on, boys! But spare the women and children."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)
Whiney writes for the NY Post now?
― President Keyes, Monday, 29 October 2018 14:48 (seven years ago)
just the title, but still
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/chess-world-rattled-as-someone-nearly-wins-game/
― silverfish, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 17:56 (seven years ago)
They developed their own metrics: the Stool Hardness and Transit (Shat) score and the Found and Retrieved Time (Fart) score.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/nov/27/shit-a-brick-doctors-swallow-lego-to-allay-parents-fears?CMP=fb_gu
― Roz, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 13:43 (seven years ago)
the guardian breaking big stories this week
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 14:38 (seven years ago)
Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by clone
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 3 December 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)
Just what a clone would say.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)
from April 2018Hand dryers suck in fecal bacteria and blow it all over your hands, study finds
― Bnad, Thursday, 6 December 2018 03:51 (seven years ago)
Listen there’s fecal bacteria everywhere and it’s best not to worry about it
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2018 04:11 (seven years ago)
Yeah my other half loves to point out when he farts that I an "breathing in poo particles". Thanks, guy.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:17 (seven years ago)
More in the weird news vein, but:
No you Kant: Russians reject German thinker's name for airporthttps://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/136E6/production/_104609597_kantpaint27novgetty.jpg
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)
https://www.pcmag.com/news/365332/amazon-robot-sprays-54-workers-with-bear-repellent
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/?utm_term=.981b743f0702
― aphextriplet85 (mh), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:12 (seven years ago)
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― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:32 (seven years ago)
How Pot Noodle almost killed man - and the hero in his undies who saved him
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:33 (seven years ago)
British Medical Journal: Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial
Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized evaluation of this intervention. However, the trial was only able to enroll participants on small stationary aircraft on the ground, suggesting cautious extrapolation to high altitude jumps.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 13 December 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)
A classic of the genre (pretty sure they've published that article, or a variation of it, multiple times over the years)
― gbx, Friday, 14 December 2018 04:37 (seven years ago)
Judge rules that New York's state ban on nunchucks is unconstitutional https://t.co/cW1gPKA0o5 pic.twitter.com/r13l8XCoJC— The Hill (@thehill) December 18, 2018
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 10:14 (seven years ago)
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xa75yZ%2ByL._SY606_.jpg
― Ludo, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)
This spoon and fork attach to your phone to lower disposable utensil usage. pic.twitter.com/CxeeRlTcZK— Cheddar (@cheddar) January 18, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 07:41 (seven years ago)
finally, an opportunity to decrease disposable utensil usage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:42 (seven years ago)
Florida being Florida
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-florida-politician-face-licking-20190207-story.html
A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men's faces. She has now resigned.
"I would love to be part of a city that's in the news for good things, not dirt and garbage."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:24 (seven years ago)
florida-politician-face-licking
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 01:26 (seven years ago)
"I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That's what she did when she got drunk."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:27 (seven years ago)
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/zach-britton-has-changed-his-name-to-zack-britton
― calstars, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:32 (seven years ago)
so fucking lame
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:36 (seven years ago)
when he changes his mind and wants to come back home - WHEN - he is not welcome
prodigal dumbass
After joining, he changed the spelling of his name from Brian to Bryan to make it easier to sign autographs.
― kinder, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:12 (seven years ago)
still mad about britton
more like bitten, by a snake, i hope
jerk
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 22:18 (seven years ago)
Zach is clearly the cool spelling. Zack is the Saved By The Bell spelling.
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 09:33 (seven years ago)
Zak McKracken 4lyfe
― Øystein, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:54 (seven years ago)
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2019/02/18/grand-canyon-tourists-exposed-radiation-safety-manager-says/2876435002/
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:02 (seven years ago)
Eh. You'd have to stand between the two cabinets for a year to get a dose higher than that of homes in Ramsar, Iran, which has a cancer incidence no higher than neighboring villages.
― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:40 (seven years ago)
it was more about the comical hijinks of disposal
and the return of the empty buckets
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:46 (seven years ago)
On Bourbon Street, battle of Huge Ass Beers vs. Giant Ass Beer lands in New Orleans court
― moistly harmless (Sanpaku), Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:45 (seven years ago)
ugh, my bad
Son defends parents caught in college admissions scandal while smoking blunt
― mh, Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:01 (seven years ago)
In her practice, Dr. Levine said, she regularly sees college freshmen who “have had to come home from Emory or Brown because they don’t have the minimal kinds of adult skills that one needs to be in college.”One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
One came home because there was a rat in the dorm room. Some didn’t like their roommates. Others said it was too much work, and they had never learned independent study skills. One didn’t like to eat food with sauce. Her whole life, her parents had helped her avoid sauce, calling friends before going to their houses for dinner. At college, she didn’t know how to cope with the cafeteria options — covered in sauce.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/16/style/snowplow-parenting-scandal.html
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:34 (seven years ago)
taste's very strange
― moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:40 (seven years ago)
At college, covered in sauce
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 18 March 2019 17:41 (seven years ago)
cafeteria food... with club sauce
― kinder, Monday, 18 March 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
My son definitely doesn't like sauce on anything and it is very annoying. It looks like he's finally starting to get over it though now at age 10.
― silverfish, Monday, 18 March 2019 18:35 (seven years ago)