we have Mac DeMarco to blame for this, don't we?
― evol j, Thursday, 14 June 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link
is now the time to open up a boutique of $1500+ windbreakers from the 90s, procured from goodwills across the midwest for $3 each
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 16:03 (six years ago) link
i was rocking this shit back in the early 90s. check out this totally normal photo where i'm just trailblazing the nonsexy dad look
https://i.imgur.com/oucNAHk.jpg
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/m8wtquc1z4my.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 June 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link
That is basically how I dress, for roughly 10% of the price.
In my younger days I would have maybe been happy to be ahead of the curve, now I just feel embarrassed for everyone involved, including myself for the minuscule bit of influence I might have had on this trend
This is wrong and nobody should be happy about it.
― silverfish, Thursday, 14 June 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, June 14, 2018 12:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
the way the white parts of that jacket blend into the background freaked me the fuck out for a second.
― evol j, Thursday, 14 June 2018 17:29 (six years ago) link
yeah, my sister texts it to me out of the blue every once in a while and we always crack up. reminds me of the try suicide skit on mr show
https://i.imgur.com/0V6WyoF.jpg
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link
oh thank god i wasn't the only one who was creeped out by that photo
― Nhex, Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link
Haha me too
― kinder, Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link
Engadget: World's smallest violin uses MEMS, plays only for you
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:54 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Roz, Sunday, 1 July 2018 03:48 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjAeXOFUwAEedU8.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link
straight into my veins
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.thestar.com/news/cannabis/2018/08/08/cannabis-company-begins-first-federally-approved-study-of-cbd-treatment-for-pets.html
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/6dldz71.png
― iatee, Friday, 5 October 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link
https://globalnews.ca/news/4549159/cookie-monster-cat-pajama/
― Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 October 2018 15:40 (five years ago) link
https://nypost.com/2018/09/01/nyc-should-stop-coddling-young-white-bros-on-bikes/
"The Dale Earnhardts of the handlebars turn into colicky babies over every minor impediment to their progress. They tweet their rage whenever a bike lane is blocked by any of the inevitable nuisances — like utility digs, construction and fire trucks. You know, the things most New Yorkers deal with every single day while taking it in their stride. Fury’s in their blood, as was true of the guys who wished me death by dump truck over my last bike lane-bashing column. Bring it on, boys! But spare the women and children."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 28 October 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link
Whiney writes for the NY Post now?
― President Keyes, Monday, 29 October 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link
just the title, but still
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/chess-world-rattled-as-someone-nearly-wins-game/
― silverfish, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link
They developed their own metrics: the Stool Hardness and Transit (Shat) score and the Found and Retrieved Time (Fart) score.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/nov/27/shit-a-brick-doctors-swallow-lego-to-allay-parents-fears?CMP=fb_gu
― Roz, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link
the guardian breaking big stories this week
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 14:38 (five years ago) link
Nigerian president denies dying and being replaced by clone
― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 3 December 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
Just what a clone would say.
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 3 December 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link
from April 2018Hand dryers suck in fecal bacteria and blow it all over your hands, study finds
― Bnad, Thursday, 6 December 2018 03:51 (five years ago) link
Listen there’s fecal bacteria everywhere and it’s best not to worry about it
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 6 December 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link
Yeah my other half loves to point out when he farts that I an "breathing in poo particles". Thanks, guy.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 6 December 2018 05:17 (five years ago) link
More in the weird news vein, but:
No you Kant: Russians reject German thinker's name for airporthttps://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/136E6/production/_104609597_kantpaint27novgetty.jpg
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 6 December 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link
https://www.pcmag.com/news/365332/amazon-robot-sprays-54-workers-with-bear-repellent
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/12/07/make-better-choices-endangered-hawaiian-monk-seals-keep-getting-eels-stuck-up-their-noses-scientists-want-them-stop/?utm_term=.981b743f0702
― aphextriplet85 (mh), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
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― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link
How Pot Noodle almost killed man - and the hero in his undies who saved him
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 December 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link
British Medical Journal: Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial
Parachute use did not reduce death or major traumatic injury when jumping from aircraft in the first randomized evaluation of this intervention. However, the trial was only able to enroll participants on small stationary aircraft on the ground, suggesting cautious extrapolation to high altitude jumps.
― Sanpaku, Thursday, 13 December 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
A classic of the genre (pretty sure they've published that article, or a variation of it, multiple times over the years)
― gbx, Friday, 14 December 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link
Judge rules that New York's state ban on nunchucks is unconstitutional https://t.co/cW1gPKA0o5 pic.twitter.com/r13l8XCoJC— The Hill (@thehill) December 18, 2018
― Neil S, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61xa75yZ%2ByL._SY606_.jpg
― Ludo, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link
This spoon and fork attach to your phone to lower disposable utensil usage. pic.twitter.com/CxeeRlTcZK— Cheddar (@cheddar) January 18, 2019
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 07:41 (five years ago) link
finally, an opportunity to decrease disposable utensil usage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:42 (five years ago) link
Florida being Florida
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/ct-florida-politician-face-licking-20190207-story.html
A Florida politician allegedly made a habit of licking men's faces. She has now resigned.
"I would love to be part of a city that's in the news for good things, not dirt and garbage."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link
florida-politician-face-licking
― Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 8 February 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link
"I mean, she licked a lot of people, sir. So everyone kind of talked about the fact that she licked people. That's what she did when she got drunk."
― earlnash, Friday, 8 February 2019 01:27 (five years ago) link
https://www.mlb.com/cut4/zach-britton-has-changed-his-name-to-zack-britton
― calstars, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link
so fucking lame
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
when he changes his mind and wants to come back home - WHEN - he is not welcome
prodigal dumbass
After joining, he changed the spelling of his name from Brian to Bryan to make it easier to sign autographs.
― kinder, Monday, 11 February 2019 18:12 (five years ago) link
still mad about britton
more like bitten, by a snake, i hope
jerk
― Karl Malone, Monday, 11 February 2019 22:18 (five years ago) link
Zach is clearly the cool spelling. Zack is the Saved By The Bell spelling.
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 09:33 (five years ago) link
Zak McKracken 4lyfe
― Øystein, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 10:54 (five years ago) link
https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/arizona/2019/02/18/grand-canyon-tourists-exposed-radiation-safety-manager-says/2876435002/
― mh, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link
Eh. You'd have to stand between the two cabinets for a year to get a dose higher than that of homes in Ramsar, Iran, which has a cancer incidence no higher than neighboring villages.
― The feminine side of (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 19:40 (five years ago) link