US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

The kind of pathetic that quickly shifts into horrible.

“I don’t want to kill people unless I absolutely need to,” the defendant reportedly said.

“My heart is messed up and evil, and part of me wants to see people suffer, goddammit,” it read. “Anyway, good luck and Godspeed finding my presents. This will be my only message.”

jfc

“I am intending to send the message that gun control, bomb control, or any other kind of weapons control will not stop attacks, it is an issue of the heart.”

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The defendant said he did not have access to a firearm because his “parents won’t purchase a firearm based on his history and the strict gun laws in Maryland,” and said that he “probably won’t be able to get one,” the memo said.

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Hmmmm

The final bit about how he was arrested for robbery at knifepoint earlier this year already tells me this guy has general problems.

*Stringer Bell voice* https://t.co/SDjRc6a5s5 pic.twitter.com/qe85bts7Qq

— Adam Serwer 🍝 (@AdamSerwer) June 14, 2018

At what point does 4chan get considered as a radicalizing terrorist cell?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/new-york-files-suit-against-president-trump-alleging-his-charity-engaged-in-illegal-conduct/2018/06/14/c3cbf71e-6fc9-11e8-bd50-b80389a4e569_story.html?utm_term=.e6f7d9711f7a

How will his base spin this pose?

Even Kim Jong-Un looks like he’s thinking ‘Um, are you supposed to be doing that’ pic.twitter.com/DPwqt8Moe5

— Jason Isbell (@JasonIsbell) June 14, 2018

pic.twitter.com/FZu7ZTEIiO

— whataboutism advocate (@NormsRespecter) June 14, 2018

lmao

"In addition, in 2012, a Trump golf club agreed to pay $158,000 to settle a lawsuit with a man who was denied a $1 million hole-in-one prize during a tournament at the club. The Trump Foundation paid the money instead of the club, Underwood said."

https://www.politicalorphans.com/preparing-for-political-violence/

otm:

When white people carry guns in a standoff with authorities it raises the cost of confrontation, making them hesitant and reticent. When non-whites carry guns while challenging authorities, it justifies any degree of violence the authorities choose to deploy.

Complain it about later. Understand it and use it now...

...If you are a white, materially successful, law-abiding citizen with a sterling credit rating, you are America’s little precious. When something happens to you, the country reels. You are also entirely unaccustomed to any form of conflict with government authorities. Your disobedience is worth several hundred bombs

Now that I am back from Singapore, where we had a great result with respect to North Korea, the thought process must sadly go back to the Witch Hunt, always remembering that there was No Collusion and No Obstruction of the fabricated No Crime.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2018

this may have made more sense in the original Russian

'thought process'

thought processor

is No Crime like Thought Crime

So, the Democrats make up a phony crime, Collusion with the Russians, pay a fortune to make the crime sound real, illegally leak (Comey) classified information so that a Special Councel will be appointed, and then Collude to make this pile of garbage take on life in Fake News!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2018

feel like this is missing a Nice! at the end

'reactive and involuntary spasming of my nervous system in response to the swarm of angry hornets ricocheting off the inside of my otherwise empty skull'

No Obstruction No Crime
Dear little darlin', don't shed no tears.

btw remember how they claimed "Melanie" was a spellcheck error but "Councel" isn't even a word

I'd been meaning to ask: has he still refrained from slamming Avenatti? Because if so, that would be the most impressive bout of self-restraint he may have ever exercised.

trump is sadly mistaken - it is well documented that the fabricated No Crime was committed by Not Me, in collusion with Ida Know

it's a celibate lawyer

xxp

ok lol

Doctor, I'm slightly disappointed you of all posters didn't make a Billy Joel reference re: "No Crime"

hahaha

I feel like I can almost see behind the curtain on this one: He sort of knows there are two words, "counsel" and "council," but he doesn't know which one applies here, so he's splitting the difference, which makes him look even dumber than he really is.

This is from a real estate investment banker. When the NY Times, Washington Post, etc. report on Trump's base, they should go talk to people like this, who are by far the most powerful part of it. pic.twitter.com/KaWYRm2Ghi

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) June 14, 2018

The sleazy New York Democrats, and their now disgraced (and run out of town) A.G. Eric Schneiderman, are doing everything they can to sue me on a foundation that took in 8,800,000 and gave out to charity more money than it took in, 9,200,000. I won’t settle this case!...

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2018

this doesn't seem suspicious to me

Seems easily checked

no settlement eh? let's get that deposition scheduled then.

the thought process must sadly go back to the Witch Hunt

...because I can't stop thinking about it, cause I'm scared shitless.

why must we keep talking about this thing that I keep talking about??

'the' thought process
synecdoche?

yeah seems like the singuuar being viewed as the general by the single minded person supposedly possessing the definite article.

but surely, No thought no process? or no process to the though anyway.

Looks like the IG report coming out today will not be the bombshell Trump was hoping it would be.

that oughtta shut him up for a while

Trump is going to treat it like a huge bombshell that validates everything he's ever said

what's actually in it is irrelevant

"slapstick corruption" is the single best phrase I have ever read to describe this administration

This is just such slapstick corruption from the Trump Foundation pic.twitter.com/aY8l1E2AJF

— Sam Stein (@samstein) June 14, 2018

The media is focusing on the leaked anti-Trump texts aspect of the report.

These are stunning texts for FBI officials to have written.

Lisa Page: “[Trump’s] not ever going to become president, right? Right?!”

Peter Strzok: “No. No he won’t. We’ll stop it.” https://t.co/AbfxwPeeow

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) June 14, 2018

not good

lmao good luck usa

there you go

yep. trump will never ever shut up about those texts until the day he dies, and neither will his base. it's going to be nauseating.

yup.

but her texts

the worst part is we won't even get the satisfaction of the destruction of the FBI out of this

It’s a repetition of how the election itself was covered for sure.

We've seen those texts already.

Yup.

Justice Dept finds no evidence of political bias by Strzok, Page: report https://t.co/z6nYPKr5oJ pic.twitter.com/QO5ZuVwpIG

— The Hill (@thehill) June 14, 2018

It doesn’t matter apparently