git the hell away from my shrimp you foul beast *unloads IPA*
― del griffith, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:12 (seven years ago)
That bear is very comfortable around people.
― nickn, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:38 (seven years ago)
what incredible idiots
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:47 (seven years ago)
Josh! Quit!
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 00:56 (seven years ago)
Does your mom live in the north?
Allendale in Bergen County. We're getting them here in the Verona/Montclair area too. The past few years they've been closing off South Mountain Reservation for a 2-day bear hunt.
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 03:55 (seven years ago)
Yeah that's what I figured. My parents are in West Milford where it's common. Semi-surprised they're reaching you in Montclair area! It'll really be something if they get over to us in Hoboken someday!
― Evan, Wednesday, 13 June 2018 15:59 (seven years ago)
https://abcnews.go.com/US/bear-jumping-year-boy-internet-jumping-joy/story?id=55875527
― Eliza D., Thursday, 14 June 2018 00:44 (seven years ago)
bear jump hi with me
― the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 17 June 2018 11:52 (seven years ago)
https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Margarita-loving-bear-takes-a-dip-in-a-California-13044849.php
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 19:25 (seven years ago)
https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears/brown-bear-salmon-cam-brooks-falls
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)
This thread's been inactive for too long!
A 3-year-old boy who was found after going missing for two days in the North Carolina woods says he “hung out with a bear” https://t.co/C9psQtHv6D— TIME (@TIME) January 28, 2019
― grawlix (unperson), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:53 (seven years ago)
bear say survive to me
― maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 15:57 (seven years ago)
boy report whereabouts to me
― Evan, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:09 (seven years ago)
Autopsy: Man found in Smokies died of meth overdose before being eaten by bear
After search crews found an adult black bear scavenging the body, the animal stayed in the area and exhibited aggressive behavior for hours.Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized."While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"
Biologists trapped the bear long enough to apply a GPS tracking collar and recover human DNA from the animal. Officials then released the bear, reviewed the evidence and determined the bear should be euthanized.
"While the cause of Mr. Hill’s death is unknown at this time, after gathering initial evidence, consulting with other wildlife professionals and careful consideration, we made the difficult decision to euthanize this bear out of concern for the safety of park visitors and local residents,” Park Superintendent Cassius Cash said in a Sept. 12 news release.
Media outlets cited the release to report the bear had been euthanized, which prompted the park to clarify two days later that the animal had not yet been slain. Getting close enough to humanely shoot the bear proved surprisingly difficult, officials said.
The bear evaded death until Sept. 16, when park rangers fatally shot the animal.
The autopsy of Hill's body, performed at the Knox County Regional Forensic Center, revealed "extensive postmortem animal predation," but found no evidence he was attacked by the bear while he was alive, the autopsy report says.
According to the report, Hill initially had to be identified through his personal belongings and tattoos, which included a skull and crossbones with the inscription "AC/DC," and a Confederate battle flag bearing the words, "IT'S A REDNEK THING!"
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:02 (seven years ago)
bear evaded death from me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:06 (seven years ago)
meth bear moves erratically away from me
― mh, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:09 (seven years ago)
"IT'S A EATN BY BEAR THING!"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:24 (seven years ago)
bear say "High?" to me
― brownie, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:31 (seven years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/PJzKi0C.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 01:32 (seven years ago)
idk this one doesn’t seem very funny to me. innocent bear murdered by asshole tweaker.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 02:13 (seven years ago)
http://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_kUT_-nqeOQ/XFunYS_XP3I/AAAAAAAAGVU/ituDr9eXXAMoE4ev81aTAdN7vzqv2VAvACL0BGAYYCw/h272/queerpet.PNG
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:35 (seven years ago)
i support them
― Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 February 2019 11:12 (seven years ago)
Wow!!! This bear opened this woman’s car door in Narragansett RI! She had to fight to keep it closed! This is near Camp Varnum. Woman is safe. Photo courtesy: Narragansett Animal Control pic.twitter.com/gAyobNddQk— Kathryn Sotnik NBC10 Boston (@KatNBCBoston) May 28, 2019
― mh, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:49 (seven years ago)
Bear say this rednek taste like meth
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 16:56 (seven years ago)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-48731021
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
bear sleep up high for me
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 June 2019 21:15 (six years ago)
> the bear reportedly tried at least two other doors in the area.
In the first one the bed was too hard and in the second it was too soft...
― koogs, Sunday, 23 June 2019 00:46 (six years ago)
https://youtu.be/QelonRs_7mIhey
― circa1916, Sunday, 23 June 2019 01:38 (six years ago)
Must think it's the bus they put on for the picnic.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 23 June 2019 04:43 (six years ago)
amazing video
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:08 (six years ago)
bear walk by for me
― turn me on and press my teabag (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 23 June 2019 20:20 (six years ago)
http://imgur.com/a/FS9EIMr
This morning in my mother in law’s backyard.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 12:23 (six years ago)
Looked like a bong at first, bear gets high with me.
― nickn, Friday, 5 July 2019 21:09 (six years ago)
one thing i learned from an early age is to never do that, no matter how cool the bear seems
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:10 (six years ago)
It was a bird feeder. I was safely filing from inside the house, but he was *close*.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:51 (six years ago)
Filming.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 5 July 2019 21:52 (six years ago)
Bear really wants to come in and say hi
FAM. This is one of my schoolmates from college. She’s NUTS for recording this 😯 pic.twitter.com/82yLvXz0re— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) July 13, 2019
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 July 2019 12:50 (six years ago)
bbc link a few posts up later led to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJra0fcMsVU
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 13:33 (six years ago)
xp was that cop yelling “bad bear!” at it? lol
― untuned mass damper (mh), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:09 (six years ago)
That’s what I heard
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2019 14:40 (six years ago)
cop also seemed to be tasing thin air.
― koogs, Sunday, 14 July 2019 10:45 (six years ago)
thin air must've looked like it was reaching for something.
― pplains, Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:18 (six years ago)
What happened during the cut in that video?
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:01 (six years ago)
uncle gene got eaten
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:00 (six years ago)
Dancing bear meets dancing machine fite!
― Ask Heavy Manners (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 14 July 2019 17:11 (six years ago)
https://i.redd.it/1tv1lr2d7na31.jpg
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 16:16 (six years ago)
bear say spa to me
― A man offers an inverted bottle of water to the Techno Viking. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 July 2019 19:11 (six years ago)
Bear say can somebody change this fucking water to me.
― nickn, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:24 (six years ago)
Nonsense, it has fur-preserving properties.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
Bear wondering where cabana boy is w his goddamn margarita
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 20:32 (six years ago)