US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

BREAKING: Trump calls for Russia, ousted from group of leading industrial nations after annexing Crimea, to be reinstated.

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) June 8, 2018

wow that's weird

no puppet

makes u think

in other news

BREAKING: President Trump says he may pardon deceased boxing great Muhammad Ali.

— The Associated Press (@AP) June 8, 2018

i can only assume this precedes trump's conversion to the nation of islam

pardoning dead boxers = his bridge to "my African Americans"

also, "famous people can't do anything wrong"

even better if they're dead, cuz they can't object

not the first time that trump has pushed the boundaries of consent iirc

he'll be posthumously making black people white soon

Waiting for him to pardon Stagger Lee next.

He's not pardoning himself because he's "not done anything wrong".

so...

Trump on @FLOTUS, per pool: He said Melania is indoors on doctors orders.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 8, 2018

this is so weird

who know she was an actual vampire ?

1. The first lady is NOT a vampire
2. She likes bloody steaks, but that's it.
3. So she talked to some vampires, who doesn't?
4. Ok, she ripped someone's throat out once, but it was an Eastern European peasant
5. She's the Queen of the Vampires, but that's not illegal

lmao

You can call it anything you want. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you call it. It used to be the G8, because Russia was in it, and now Russia's not in it. Now... I love our country. I have been Russia's worst nightmare. If Hillary got in I think Putin's probably going "Man, I wish Hillary won" because you see what I do. BUT, with that being said; Russia should be in this meeting. Why are we having a meeting without Russia being in the meeting? And I should recommend - and it's up to them - but Russia should be in the meeting, it should be a part of it. Yaknow, whether you like it or not - and it may not be "Politically Correct", but we have a world to run. And in the G7 - which used to be the G8 - they threw Russia out. They should let Russia come back in, because we should have Russia at the negotiating table.

Beyond the headlines, every now and then I need a reminder of what a moron he is, linguistically speaking.

If Hillary got in I think Putin's probably going "Man, I wish Hillary won" because you see what I do.

those stories about the dangers of asbestos? fake news, folks

In a 1997 book, Donald Trump claimed that the push to remove asbestos from buildings "was led by the mob, because it was often mob-related companies that would do the asbestos removal." https://t.co/sNRz97PT2M

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) June 8, 2018

I thought pomenitul quote was a joke impersonation, because i didnt think he’d be so trumply fucking blankly stupid

He is going to end up supporting the reannexation of baltics u know.

Also nato is a bad deal u know.

Trump also apparently said Melania surgery was 4 hours long and she can't fly for a month (?).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NxSDaNTlwM&t=461

"well, it's an asbestos company run by kids. that's the hook. all kids, all asbestos, all the time. we have fun, 'cause it's - we make it fun to work there. we make it fun to make - we put the fun back in asbestos."

jason penopolis for president?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NxSDaNTlwM&t=461

Trump also apparently said Melania surgery was 4 hours long and she can't fly for a month (?).

Of course there's the danger that the body rejects the angel wings

Thanks to my loyal sponsors from @potcoin and my team at @Prince_Mrketing , I will be flying to Singapore for the historical Summit. I'll give whatever support is needed to my friends, @realDonaldTrump and Marshall Kim Jong Un. pic.twitter.com/QGPZ8nPrBE

— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) June 8, 2018

http://uploads.neatorama.com/images/posts/383/92/92383/1472785944-0.jpg

Where does this go:

From the Editorial Board: Longtime columnist Charles Krauthammer says his cancer has returned and he has weeks to live https://t.co/9Bg6HonDae

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) June 8, 2018

the NRO or Shakey-writes-an-obit thread.

show of hands who's willing to mercifully push him down a staircase

Mercifully for us.

they often tell you not to fly after some surgeries due to air pressure changes but I think the risk itself is very low

not for kidney surgery though I don't think.

fwiw family member is about to have surgery related to liver and dr says "no international travel for 3 months, US for 6-8 weeks. I should be fine after 4-6 weeks but probably the first month I'm mostly at home doing nothing"

As for Krauthammer, "the evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with the bones" pretty well sums it up for me.

in other news

― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, June 8, 2018 10:59 PM (yesterday)

i can only assume this precedes trump's conversion to the nation of islam

― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, June 8, 2018 10:59 PM (yesterday)

pardoning dead boxers = his bridge to "my African Americans"

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, June 8, 2018 11:14 PM (yesterday)

also, "famous people can't do anything wrong"

― maura, Friday, June 8, 2018 11:16 PM (yesterday)

even better if they're dead, cuz they can't object

― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, June 8, 2018 11:17 PM (yesterday)

not the first time that trump has pushed the boundaries of consent iirc

― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, June 8, 2018 11:18 PM (yesterday)

he'll be posthumously making black people white soon

― President Keyes, Friday, June 8, 2018 11:26 PM (yesterday)

Waiting for him to pardon Stagger Lee next.

― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Friday, June 8, 2018 11:29 PM (yesterday)

please also note that there has not been a conviction standing against Ali since 1971, and all draft evaders were pardoned in 1977. apart from the dumb, obvious racial optics, dude is establishing that the president CAN pardon someone even when they haven't done anything wrong.

Breaking: Donald Trump says he is likely to support ending federal ban on marijuana https://t.co/5gwp7Sl0re pic.twitter.com/HIwneF9pp5

— Los Angeles Times (@latimes) June 8, 2018

if the Dems get beaten to the punch on this then they deserve to lose everything from now until forever

ok

That’s just another “fuck you” to Jeff Sessions

I would say thats as believable as his gun control proposals

yeah the motherfucker sure says a lot of things, what a thing-sayer

sorry dems!

right but none of the POC who are in jail for w33d related crimes will be pardoned so JS can still hsve his way also some billionaire probably wants to open a weed farm in NoVA

The Jack Johnson and possible Ali pardons are so bizarre, I never would have guessed his involvement with boxing got to the level of actually knowing the name of any boxers.

He should pardon DB Cooper and the real killers of JFK just to see if they come out of hiding

trump brand hash oils

Ibongka

btw I know he's incredibly unlikely to do anything because he answers "we're considering that...we'll see..." to literally everything but it's all about ~*messaging*~ at this point, just think of how difficult it was to kill off that "most pro LGBTQ president ever" thing

BREAKING Paul Manafort charged with additional counts of witness tampering and obstruction of justice, that is intimidation or force against a witness. Earlier: https://t.co/1ZFYv58Clq pic.twitter.com/SU6U50mZy7

— Spencer Hsu (@hsu_spencer) June 8, 2018