US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

I'm sure rising suicide rates are fine and not for any particular reason

my off-the-cuff guess would be: increase in the availability of opioids + guns

Judiciary Act of 1789 called for six, but it waxed and waned until the Grand administration.

Trying to look at the bright side of this dark dark Pirro shit and hoping maybe that people will wake the fuck up someday soon and stop granting any legitimacy to sucking voids who are famous for simply being on the teevee. Preferably before The Situation is sworn in as Secretary of State.

(Who am I kidding, they won't and this country/world is uberfucked.)

and when do you expect this little scenario to happen?

wouldn't be worse than some people in the cabinet

I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017

Per my last tweet about global warming and ppl saying it’s bad when someone from “jersey shore” educates the president etc.I get the joke but why does having a summer shore house automatically make u stupid?No smart ppl ever partied with friends on weekends?

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017

The Situation seems like a really nice and down to earth guy lately I'd take him over whoever is in there now tbh xxp

(I know that's Vinny, just couldn't resist)

Vinny 2020

my off-the-cuff guess would be: increase in the availability of opioids + guns

not to mention / in concert with generalized hopelessness over the future

MGTLGA

the situation's impulse in most conflicts seemed to be vigorous de-escalation, which was an interesting quality in a successful reality tv star and in a president would put him at least as high as jfk

not to mention / in concert with generalized hopelessness over the future

tbf this has always been with us

yes, but given the steady decline of stable career paths / increase in precarious work, I'm going to go ahead and assume it's getting worse.

I predicted a Chelsea-Situation election awhile ago

but unemployment is at an all time low ! surely that is all that matters and everyone is happy,right ? xp

Yeah, they're trying that "unemployment is low!" line in Canada too and everyone under 35 knows it's horseshit.

"why don't you love your shitty job?"

Why is Pruitt such a mega-creepster? And otm above, how is he only 50?

climate change denial is a helluva drug

Stephen Miller will overtake him easy

A tiny problem.

NEW: NYT: A White House economic analysis of President Trump’s trade agenda has concluded that Mr. Trump’s tariffs will hurt economic growth in the United States, according to several people familiar with the research. https://t.co/Gpwa2liOM8

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) June 7, 2018

well, scrap that then!

By "that" do you mean the CEA, because there's no way he's abandoning this?

Everything. He's scrapping everything. Everything must go!

My own analysis of the White House economic analysis has concluded that 'a-doy'.

who knew macroeconimcs was so complicated

Rudy CAN fail.

Yikes. I asked @FLOTUS spokeswoman @StephGrisham45 about Giuliani saying that she believes her husband re Stormy Daniels. Response: “I don't believe Mrs. Trump has ever discussed her thoughts on anything with Mr. Giuliani.”

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 7, 2018

Melgiulianiagate

someone help! this person is choking!

did rudy's dumb ass get back from israel yet? he's obviously looking at psy group/black cube documents, right?

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. immigration authorities say they are temporarily transferring 1,600 detainees to federal prisons https://t.co/YYzuL2Vk5V pic.twitter.com/arzO0cUvjd

— Reuters Top News (@Reuters) June 7, 2018

it would be really spooky if some of these for-profit prison owners just happened to donate to GOP candidates

Is that even legal

🤷‍♂️

Bit of an oddity.

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/07/politics/justice-department-senate-intelligence-staffer/index.html

So is the plan to shift immigrants from sub-minimum wage work to slave labor?

Yes. Yes it is.

More Pruitt fun

oh my god: Scott Pruitt Made Public Servants Fetch His Protein Bars And Greek Yogurt https://t.co/0ycw7auC9L

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) June 7, 2018

Like what is up with this guy?!? It's like Home Alone: White House Rulz.

Trump's gonna have to pardon a lot more of his peeps to make room for all those incomomg immagrants.

Well this isn't all further complicated, is it.

Breaking: Stormy Daniels’ former lawyer is counter-suing Daniels, Michael Avenatti and Michael Cohen https://t.co/P29v0GMOps

— MJ Lee (@mj_lee) June 7, 2018

(If he was just countersuing Avenatti and Daniels, that'd be one thing, but Cohen as well? No love lost.)

Oh well!

JUST POSTED: MANAFORT secretly steered https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1004890337381371904.4M to a company run by two journalists tasked with getting European pols to vouch for YANUKOVYCH. But the journos — @alanfriedmanit & Eckart Sager — dimed out Manafort when he asked them to lie to MUELLER. https://t.co/4OWG0u2CPb

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) June 8, 2018

NYT headline is that San Francisco is a “liberal city pushed to the right by urban ills.”

The article consists of quotes from interviews with “members of the San Francisco Republican Party” who were gathered at “an upscale sushi restaurant” to watch election results. pic.twitter.com/4BU77c9dc1

— Daniel Denvir (@DanielDenvir) June 7, 2018

lol

the SF mayor's race has turned out to be a ranked choice cliffhanger, first London Breed was winning, then when Jane Kim's 2nd place choices were counted Mark Leno pulled ahead, now it's almost a tie, with still many votes still to be registered. could be undecided for another week! no republican in sight

Yeah we’re just sitting back here. Such members of the GOP as around connive and fume but that’s mostly it.

https://www.politico.com/story/2018/06/07/obamacare-trump-administration-court-case-texas-606930

the countdown to the next WITCH HUNT tweet begins... now

place your bets pls

I am heading for Canada and the G-7 for talks that will mostly center on the long time unfair trade practiced against the United States. From there I go to Singapore and talks with North Korea on Denuclearization. Won’t be talking about the Russian Witch Hunt Hoax for a while!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 8, 2018