US Politics, June 2018: This is a total goat rodeo.

not seeing that Pruitt news anywhere. Where is anyone saying that?

instead of magnets why doesn't he talk about the f35, which doesn't fuckin work

It seems that the Japanese PM has quoted the wrong Trump tweet. pic.twitter.com/pAKlbf3wDb

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 7, 2018

nah shinzo abe is famously consumed by hatred of arizona senator jeff flake

jeff flake (flake(FLAKE))

guys there's a new poll!

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/first-read/poll-economic-satisfaction-under-trump-isn-t-helping-his-party-n880721

now let us all completely readjust our expectations since the last poll

Look, just tell me what to think, huh? Is that so much to ask?

Ah yes.

BREAKING: Trump on June 12 North Korea summit: “I don’t think I have to prepare that much. It’s about attitude.” per @justinsink

— Mike Dorning (@MikeDorning) June 7, 2018

Can we agree as a nation to not retaliate when another world leader inevitably beats him into a coma?

How in the world is Scott Pruitt only 50? He's well on his way to looking like Jeff Sessions; looks like a sphincter, if a sphincter could smirk.

Is that a trick question? Because he is a sphincter.

What?

(Trying to work a Wayne's World reference in there if it wasn't clear.)

So exacting!

EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt had his staff drive him to multiple Ritz-Carlton hotels in search if a particular lotion they sell, according to people familiar with his security detail. By @JDawsey1 @Eilperin @Brady_Dennis https://t.co/iNjvKJefBC

— Laura Helmuth (@laurahelmuth) June 7, 2018

Gee, wonder what Pruitt does with all that hotel lotion.

What do the simple folk do?

beautiful lotion lives ruined

welp

Pirro interviewed to be the DAG. Sessions resisted. When he resisted, Trump advisors told him if he didn't give her a hearing, Trump might end up giving her SCOTUS https://t.co/wI8My3hMiY

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 7, 2018

lol that news oughta keep Kennedy from retiring lol

Nobody tell him he can just expand the SC if he gets Congressional approval (if I have that right?)

EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt had his staff drive him to multiple Ritz-Carlton hotels in search if a particular lotion they sell, according to people familiar with his security detail.

I don't care what he does so long as this administration keeps stickin it to the elites!

that lady is an insane person! i just can't anymore

Gee, wonder what Pruitt does with all that hotel lotion.

― This Bobo Isn't Going to Honk Itself (Old Lunch),

it rubs the lotion on its skin

I’m just here for when it breaks that Pruitt had someone shopping for an old coin-operated magic fingers bedframe and a ceiling mirror

— Kilgore Trout (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 7, 2018

Nobody tell him he can just expand the SC if he gets Congressional approval (if I have that right?)

worked well for FDR

I'm sure rising suicide rates are fine and not for any particular reason

my off-the-cuff guess would be: increase in the availability of opioids + guns

Judiciary Act of 1789 called for six, but it waxed and waned until the Grand administration.

Trying to look at the bright side of this dark dark Pirro shit and hoping maybe that people will wake the fuck up someday soon and stop granting any legitimacy to sucking voids who are famous for simply being on the teevee. Preferably before The Situation is sworn in as Secretary of State.

(Who am I kidding, they won't and this country/world is uberfucked.)

and when do you expect this little scenario to happen?

wouldn't be worse than some people in the cabinet

I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017

Per my last tweet about global warming and ppl saying it’s bad when someone from “jersey shore” educates the president etc.I get the joke but why does having a summer shore house automatically make u stupid?No smart ppl ever partied with friends on weekends?

— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) December 29, 2017

The Situation seems like a really nice and down to earth guy lately I'd take him over whoever is in there now tbh xxp

(I know that's Vinny, just couldn't resist)

Vinny 2020

my off-the-cuff guess would be: increase in the availability of opioids + guns

not to mention / in concert with generalized hopelessness over the future

MGTLGA

the situation's impulse in most conflicts seemed to be vigorous de-escalation, which was an interesting quality in a successful reality tv star and in a president would put him at least as high as jfk

not to mention / in concert with generalized hopelessness over the future

tbf this has always been with us

yes, but given the steady decline of stable career paths / increase in precarious work, I'm going to go ahead and assume it's getting worse.

I predicted a Chelsea-Situation election awhile ago

but unemployment is at an all time low ! surely that is all that matters and everyone is happy,right ? xp

Yeah, they're trying that "unemployment is low!" line in Canada too and everyone under 35 knows it's horseshit.

"why don't you love your shitty job?"

Why is Pruitt such a mega-creepster? And otm above, how is he only 50?

climate change denial is a helluva drug

Stephen Miller will overtake him easy

A tiny problem.

NEW: NYT: A White House economic analysis of President Trump’s trade agenda has concluded that Mr. Trump’s tariffs will hurt economic growth in the United States, according to several people familiar with the research. https://t.co/Gpwa2liOM8

— Evan Rosenfeld (@Evan_Rosenfeld) June 7, 2018