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Someone who doesn't believe in the truth value of binaries, but still uses them, probably shouldn't speak of 'fallacies'. But I can't resist: I see in the IRL=URL proposition the same 'fallacy' I see in Platonism, or in Tony Blair's statement that 'I'm increasingly leaning towards the idea of Natural Law'. In all three I see the deep desire in human beings to invest their own constructions with objective status and absolute authority, to put them outside the realm of renegotiation. Each time something new is invented, especially something like the internet, which seems to allow heretofore unimagined freedoms, people always arrive saying 'This is not as different from the old ways as you think. Old etiquette applies. Man's nature does not change. This is still real life.' It's happened in my lifetime with video (television you could actually control at home: politicians immediately clamped down on 'video nasties'), video games and the internet. The response of the URL=IRL people is always to say 'Even if these are new contexts, old laws apply'. (This also relates to copyright.) The result is that you get real policemen on real bicycles chasing CGI Peter Pans: a rather absurd sight.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Two espressos at least.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

If a binary is a crutch, I either have a wheelchair or two broken arms.

Jennifer Lopez uses the 'block / rocks' binary the same way she uses her legs: to get somewhere.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

But it's a particularly American vice to believe they're compatible, and I forgive you for it.

it's a specifically American vice to believe in the harmoniousness of divergent models? Haha, I win 4ever, your Hegelian antiquated ass loses 4 all time haha! You do realize you just undid all your rhetoric about "using" binaries & then abandoning them, right? & admitted that you don't actually believe all this claptrap about moving "beyond" anything: that you're just a partisan adherent to some Emperor's new clothes?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean M. you're (I think I've said this before) like the undergrad who reads Derrida about the hors-texte and says: "There's nothing outside the text...if you're a loser who hasn't read Of Grammatology," which is exactly not the point

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

ur, what's all this then? i leave for vacation and all this happens.

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i think this is the answer to everyone's problems on this thread

http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/zing.jpg

donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean I'm sorry to be all spazzing out but Nick you've really outdone yourself conservative-wise with:

'Staying in touch with your roots' and 'becoming whoever you want to be' are logically opposites, and irreconcilable

No! They completely aren't: and what a total failure of the imagination to say that they are! I refute you, Andre Breton refutes you, Isidore Ducasse refutes you, and Seneca the greatest playwright of all time refutes you! "Becoming whatever you want to be" without "staying in touch with your roots" (your loaded phrasing demands a refutation all its own) is not "becoming" at all: just slumming or playing let's-pretend. You're not "using" binary oppositions: you're making slow, sweet love to them and promising them sweeties if they'll play nice!

x-post donut bitch otm obv

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

That's one fierce alligator.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I WANT ONE

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The response of the URL=IRL people is always to say 'Even if these are new contexts, old laws apply'. (This also relates to copyright.) The result is that you get real policemen on real bicycles chasing CGI Peter Pans: a rather absurd sight.

Be that as it may, I'm still not gonna diss anyone on the internet, 'cause my momma taught me better than that.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 20 June 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Also Momus I think that if "the freedom to be rude" and "the freedom to be fake" is what you're after, AOL chats will be a much more rewarding experience than ILX.

Seriously though, as a member of the Internet Generation and all that, I've seen no evidence so far that Human Emotional Reactions have become an anachronism; if anything, I'd say that they're even *more* plentiful than IRL, and an integral part of the whole shebang, especially for those who cultivate entire friendships/relationships through it. As such, if you're rude, you will still piss people off and upset them. And unless you have a good reason for that, you're still an asshole.

(I admit this might be a generational thing, if I was 40something I'd probably think that it's a nifty new toy to experience with and nothing more, too.)

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 20 June 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Daniel roolz OK

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 June 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

See this is why I love ILE. Plato, Barthes, Breton, Seneca and Ducasse are invoked in the midst of a heated exchange about netiquette - all within about 20 posts.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

or a single momus post

Symplistic (shmuel), Sunday, 20 June 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

"Becoming whatever you want to be" without "staying in touch with your roots" (your loaded phrasing demands a refutation all its own) is not "becoming" at all: just slumming or playing let's-pretend.

You've just re-stated the rockist position on authenticity, J0hn. You're saying 'You can do both,' but then you immediately declare a preference for 'roots' over 'becoming': in your model, presumably, one can stay in touch with one's roots without even thinking of 'becoming', but 'becoming' in its own is 'just slumming or playing let's pretend'.

I don't disagree with your definition of 'becoming' -- though the word is not well-picked, since it has traces of Heidegger's concept of authenticity, which leads us back to rockism and Platonism; I can only 'become' by stressing that I'm heading towards 'the real me'. What I disagree with is the word 'just', and the implication that 'just pretend' is not the whole core and essence of that part of the binary. There is nothing wrong with pretending to be someone you're not, and becoming that person! We all do it. Wire had 'Forty versions all dying to get the part'. This is what I mean when I talk about 'divergers'. Moving towards fiction and away from 'the authentic'. Perhaps we need a word which, unlike 'becoming', connotes pluralism, divergence, and the joys of the fictive. A word which had more Donald Barthelme than Tolstoy in it (he adds, just to keep The Music Mole happy).

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

On the other hand, Heidegger's concept of The Uncanny is close to what I was talking about upthread as a possible explanation for the confusion between URL and IRL:

'From the work of Freud, Heidegger and Lacan we can put together a definition of the Uncanny as that state of mind which we experience when the unbroken and coherent appearance of the so-called 'common-sense' world is broken or disrupted by evidence of its 'made' quality, as a constructed world. This gives rise to feelings of being disturbed, disgusted or horrified, or to great levels of anxiety or vertigo as certainties are threatened and the very structure of everyday and normal life seems to give way. A classic instance of this would be the mingled fascination and disgust many people feel when confronted with a transsexual; that is someone whose sense of themselves is at odds in a very deep way with their apparent [to others] gender identity... Of course, the threat of anyone who transgresses the boundaries which we regard as fundamental to the nature of the world and of the 'Real' is that by transgressing them they bring to our attention the possibility that these bounds may be arbitrary, or that we too may exist in some deep way on both sides of any given divide.'

This matches what I said upthread about 'natural law' and also about not believing that binaries contain inherent truths.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Music Mole is always happy Ned and Momus are here.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

(x-post)

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

BTW Heidegger connects the uncanny with authentic becoming (the Unheimlich with Dasein, in his terms) by proposing our authentic selves as a 'secret home', one which we conceal from ourselves with habits and routines and alienated normality, and which we only reach, paradoxically, by the path of estrangement. In other words, it takes one form of alienation (the uncanny) to overcome another form of alienation (inauthenticity). I would call this 'diverging towards the one right answer' and I don't accept that it happens, except insofar as we tend to retrospectively construe random events as inevitable -- 'she was the woman I had been searching for all my life'. My idea of the uncanny is that estrangement is an end in itself, or a way to jumpstart perception. Closer to the Russian formalists than to Heidegger.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Quite so.

But I must now impose the following stricture: henceforth, all discussion must be in rhyming couplets.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:22 (nineteen years ago) link

The Uncanny -- the idea that your true self is hid-
-Den, connects with Freud's unconscious or Id.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Where did I state a preference, or even imply one
For roots over leaves? I didn't.

These couplets don't rhyme, or scan
yet do I feel comfortable

that my man Momus
will be happy in their blankness.

Again, no preference! I say only
that your love of the binary opposition

puts to lie
your opposition thereto.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:28 (nineteen years ago) link

(But let's accept your premise
for a moment: if I had a preference -

which I don't -
that wouldn't do or undo anything about

the problem of your establishing
this false binary.

"Roots" is your meme, not mine!
I think often when people complain about

"roots"-oriented things,
it's them that have

the roots sunk deep, and branches pointing
like fingers at others.)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

If you prefer we could say
For 'roots' and 'leaves', 'home' and 'away'.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Which makes your 'playing just-pretend' unravel
Into a deprecation of unhomely travel.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I must decry this Aussie baiting
Don't our culture be a-hatin'

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:44 (nineteen years ago) link

We'd still be
hip-deep in binaries: this is why

I always call you
"conservative," and find it odd

that you position yourself
as champion of new things!

Your refusal to accept
that "I contain multitudes"

(as good old Uncle Walt
once put it)

is such quaint old-country hogwash
that it'd be charming

if you didn't slander Heidegger
in the bargain.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

wait I think I got a rhymin' one:

Nobody hatin'!
it's just ol' Momus, prevaricatin'.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:47 (nineteen years ago) link

let's cover c-man
with our semen

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:53 (nineteen years ago) link

oh shit ken c wins hands-down

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:54 (nineteen years ago) link

hey so apropos of nothing does everybody know just how great Led Zeppelin's "In the Light" is? holy cow is it ever great

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

'J0hn!' I cry, reprovingly
I referenced 'Forty Versions' approvingly!

That song by Wire is the same shit, man
As 'I contain multitudes' by Walt Whitman.

I'll never understand, as long as I live
Why you call anti-rockism 'conservative'.

Momus (Momus), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Is ken c's rhyme legitimate?
It looks like something Black Sabbath would write!

the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 20 June 2004 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't stop guys, enjoying your sophistry
It's better, at least, than Calum's oafish spree

de, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

'I contain multitudes, it's kinda scary' v.
'I contain lots and lots of l'il ole mes'.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

dude my bukkake was legal as hell
unless calum's 14 - it's hard to tell

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Momus, it's your good guys vs. bad guys schtick
that's conservative

and remarkably
American

if you don't mind
my saying so

and even
if you do.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:05 (nineteen years ago) link

although i guess it must be mad
to think someone so young can have that big a head!!

someone must have fed young c-man a lot of toast
xpost

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

xx-post ken c wins again, the cheeky monkey
for creating an image so gruesomely funky

de, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

apropos of nothing except to keep back the tide of the upstarts over at the heretical "Recommend Stuff that sounds like Low & Leonard Cohen thread," please read my newest piece about the Junior Boys - I haven't said exactly what I want to say yet, but I'm getting there & enjoying the process

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Let me repeat, J0hn, I do think it's relevant;
All binaries compel us to privilege one element.

You say you weren't privileging 'roots' above 'becoming'
Then why did you say 'roots' without 'becoming' was 'just' something?

You wanted to have your cake and eat it too;
Eating without having wasn't good enough for you?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Then why did you say 'roots' without 'becoming' was 'just' something?

Then why did you say 'becoming' without 'roots' was 'just' something?

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

momus has the rhyming right
too shame that he talks such shite

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Yet you must admit however
The Scottish player is bloody clever

the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:23 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm sure you're correct ken calum is legal
but with his pearl necklace did he look regal?

omg, Monday, 21 June 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Sometimes I like to brag, sometimes I'm soft spoken
When I'm in Holland I eat the pannekoeken.

Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe the day calum cleans off the cum and phlegm
will be when momus is finally OTM.

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

haha omg yes he sure looked pretty
with pearl necklace on his man-titty

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

and now that i've owned this thread
i guess i should feed calum's headgo to bed

ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link


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