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(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:22 (eight years ago)

unwoke silby

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:56 (eight years ago)

lol

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:57 (eight years ago)

when will silby atone for his horrific opinions of a decade ago

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:58 (eight years ago)

All my opinions are real bad

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:59 (eight years ago)

mods!

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:59 (eight years ago)

I am going to log in to Twitter some day soon to hassle my followers to apply for my soon-to-be-former coworker’s job, it’s been months now

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:00 (eight years ago)

Anyway my worst opinions to date are all in LiveJournal comment threads I think

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:00 (eight years ago)

mine are on ilx, and in the minds of anyone I've ever spoken to

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:04 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Amczdhk.png

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 1 June 2018 23:47 (eight years ago)

Hwow

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 2 June 2018 00:01 (eight years ago)

Wild

pplains, Saturday, 2 June 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)

lol ok

k3vin k., Saturday, 2 June 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)

So that’s why Buffalo Wild Wings was trending last night

flappy bird, Saturday, 2 June 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)

buffalo wild tweets more like

sprout god (lag∞n), Saturday, 2 June 2018 17:36 (eight years ago)

man why can't this happen to the wing joints *I* follow, like Wingstop, Hooters, Bonchon etc

rip van wanko, Saturday, 2 June 2018 18:12 (eight years ago)

Men with beards looking upwards for your viewing pleasure. Don't say I don't give you anything pic.twitter.com/ft2M7kQ5h4

— Dan (@ehdannyboy) June 2, 2018


nightmares

Anglo Scarfy (rip van wanko), Sunday, 3 June 2018 18:07 (eight years ago)

logged in to Twitter this week for the first time in 4 months to spam a job listing and looking at twitter immediately made me feel lonely and sad

anyway,

osama won

— br⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️⚫️seph (@on3ness) September 11, 2017

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 7 June 2018 18:50 (eight years ago)

lol

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 7 June 2018 19:59 (eight years ago)

logged in to Twitter for the first time in 5 days (i was on a camping/hiking trip) last night , and giggled for like 15 minutes laughing at lagoon’s feed/RTs :)

flopson, Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:17 (eight years ago)

;]

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 7 June 2018 23:34 (eight years ago)

Is there any way to mute a picture or should I just go for “like a Renaissance painting”?

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 11 June 2018 06:55 (seven years ago)

right?

flappy bird, Monday, 11 June 2018 06:56 (seven years ago)

It has become completely intolerable.

The timeline is essentially:

Here is a basic art / politics take on a picture of Trump.
Here is a basic take on why your basic take is basic
Look at this attention-seeking racist / gunfucker! Look at them again. And again. Make them a minor celebrity. Bark bark bark.
I see you follow Liz Bruenig - here's five random priests that she likes
Selfies of people you don't know but share two followers with

No amount of cat pictures is making it worthwhile atm.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 11 June 2018 07:31 (seven years ago)

I've been ruthless with it and unfollowed nearly 100 people/accounts from people who are repeating things and simply adding noise tbh.

By 'liking', ppl I follow - and some that don't follow me back - usually are adding very good funny things to my timeline, but only to an extent so I don't get any particular thing in a high volume so I was only somewhat aware of the Renaissance painting business. It wasn't in my face.

Takes a while but it's perfect at the moment to just get a flavour of things. The selfies from ppl I don't know is the only thing I feel like I have to tolerate.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 June 2018 08:43 (seven years ago)

My tl is ok because I unfollow/mute as necessary and really don’t interact with many people but the wider site is fucking awful - just endless shit and negativity. I have no idea why I spend so much time on there when it does nothing for me.

gyac, Monday, 11 June 2018 09:07 (seven years ago)

ruthless pruning is the only way. I barely saw any selfies until my friends had a baby and I can just about tolerate one baby on the tl

ogmor, Monday, 11 June 2018 09:59 (seven years ago)

I get almost none of the junk ShariVari mentioned, but it might be due to my persistent disinterest in directly following political ppl

mh, Monday, 11 June 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

Yes, three quarters of the people I follow are journalists so I only have myself to blame really.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 11 June 2018 13:59 (seven years ago)

sometimes its amusing

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, 11 June 2018 14:41 (seven years ago)

Mine is only about the dead chef, dunno what Twitter you guys are looking at

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Monday, 11 June 2018 14:44 (seven years ago)

its funny on twitter when u see a ton of ppl complaining about some twitter thing but not the thing

sprout god (lag∞n), Monday, 11 June 2018 14:51 (seven years ago)

oh for sure, it's take policing. actual issue is not so important

mh, Monday, 11 June 2018 14:56 (seven years ago)

Trying to limit myself to only follow books people and animals stuff, but politics keeps creeping back in.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 06:28 (seven years ago)

twitter rules if you just follow cool people, imo

flopson, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 06:48 (seven years ago)

I dont follow any of the political lads on twitter, or the ones where they find a mean-spirited cunts tweet and say imagine being this cunt. Nothing wrong with that for those that want it but it doesnt brighten my day

anvil, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 07:02 (seven years ago)

On the political side of things , Big Nev Southall is good though, for using it in a positive way

anvil, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 07:05 (seven years ago)

funniest ppl on twitter dont know it imo

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 08:19 (seven years ago)

Muted RTs on a friend because he kept RTing the president's tweets, usually with a comment of "Whatever, Cheeto."

Now he's reposting screen grabs of the president's tweets.

pplains, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 13:23 (seven years ago)

oh for sure, it's take policing. actual issue is not so important

― mh, Monday, June 11, 2018 10:56 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it’s so frustrating

k3vin k., Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:47 (seven years ago)

it's not that frustrating, k3vin. you just don't want to face the important minutiae of discussion
(twenty post thread occurs)

haha I'm kidding it sucks ass

mh, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)

Can you really not tailor your notifications to notify you only of replies and retweets of your own tweets (plus dm's, follows/unfollows etc)? Is it true that you are forced to deal with notifications about various convos people you follow might be engaging in? That is outrageous if so. How do you guys handle this.

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:10 (seven years ago)

i have not gotten those notifications

sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:11 (seven years ago)

I don't have notifications turned on at all.

pplains, Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:12 (seven years ago)

xp huh... Google tells me it was part of a rollout of new features from early last year. On my phone it'll just say that I have a new notification and I have to click just to find out if the tweet(s) is even directed to me, it sucks. I do see how it drives more traffic to the site though.

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:15 (seven years ago)

the ones i can't get rid of are on my phone. the "user_X tweeted for the first time in a while, check it out!" kind. i get one every single morning. clearing it out is part of my wake up routine

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:17 (seven years ago)

I get so indignant when shit like this is forced on me. Then I remember it's a private company and they can do whatever they want, but if tens of millions of people are forced to do this kind of housecleaning on a daily basis, the ultimate toll on people's time and productivity is staggering

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 04:25 (seven years ago)

My notiifcations are all like this

ReactDOM and 3 others liked a photo from Barack Obama
Reactiflux and DorsetWildLife followed Artsy Open Source
Recent Tweet from Jennifer

anvil, Thursday, 14 June 2018 05:30 (seven years ago)

xp Twitter is of course a policy held company, I meant "for-profit entity" or whatever

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 07:34 (seven years ago)

*publicly

i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 07:34 (seven years ago)


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