The Perry Bible Fellowship has a new home in G2.

maybe he hunted cows

I'm sure he ate meat that came from many individual cows.

slaughterhouse worker obv

each cow on the road to heaven is surrounded by hundreds of apologizing people who ate a part of it

I like that there's an elephant in there

also, the cows look angry but the pigs look happy

maybe these animals are mere avatars of his various personal dreams and desires that he killed off over the course of a life of charity

theres a lotta mud in heaven xp

you might kill 20 cows if you eat a quarter pounder every day for your entire life.

― lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, May 23, 2018 12:46 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alternatively you eat meat from many different cows in one burger

maybe the black cloud in the distance is quadrillions of bacteria.

you might kill 20 cows if you eat a quarter pounder every day for your entire life.
do you find this unlikely? in the US seems a person would eat about 8 cows on average during a lifetime https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/06/27/155527365/visualizing-a-nation-of-meat-eaters

300 million cattle slaughtered annually worldwide http://usda.mannlib.cornell.edu/usda/fas/livestock-poultry-ma//2010s/2017/livestock-poultry-ma-10-12-2017.pdf

Yeah I'm sure a great many people not just in the US will each have to make amends to a few cows and pigs and hundreds of chickens.

I've never taken the life of a cow.

Justification for eating whale meat IMO: much more favorable ratio of biomass-to-consciousness-you'll-eventually-have-to-apologize-to.

itt we are "well, actually-ing" a PBF comic

it is a measure of his quality that this is the first time it has been deemed necessary.

it was...not necessary

Hundreds of chickens? My dead chickens count has gotta be in four figures by now and I only just turned 40.

I make a chili recipe every month or two that has bison, cow and pig in it

There’s at least one alligator in the picture for me as well.

I am having too much fun thinking about this.

Ingredients:

2 cups tomato sauce
1/4 cup tomato paste
1 bison
chili powder to taste

Turkeys!

what happens if Joe is like "ok, I feel guilty about the enemy solider I shot, but F U animals, I'd kill you all again if I had the chance"

it's not pretty.

beef is a sometimes food

Irl lols @ bison chili recipie

TY, that will be my legacy to ILX under my old DM.

Looking forward to the animated 24-minute version of this strip, ala the Super Mario one.

it is a measure of his quality that this is the first time it has been deemed necessary.

https://perrible.bigcartel.com/product/you-ll-be-ok-limited-edition-signed-print

hmm...

is that a real PBF thing? looks like a comic you would see on reddit.

it looks like an xkcd strip. all that's missing is a hilarious alt text box saying something like, "who needs hugs and encouraging words when you can rest in the assurance that your tired, despondent body will always accelerate at 9.81 m/s² before it strikes the boardroom floor?"

the omission makes it

Scanned as authentic PBF to me this morning but I agree w/ circa it does seem fishy, I mean is that his store?

Because, I will gladly & immediately buy as much shit from him as I can afford because his genius has been genuinely life-affirming and inspiring over so many years for me.

pretty sure that was never an actual PBF strip.

it's on his main website, so it's an official strip, but it's a new one. not sure if the store is his. yeah that strip is very xkcd, but his shtick is doing different styles, so I'll allow him one comic like this

ak ok yeah i see it is the latest one. i figured it was something much older because of the minimal style.

the style is different than usual but it reads like a PBF joke to me

it's legit; i posted it bc he tweeted about it

Limited edition offset "You'll Be OK" print now shipping: https://t.co/QvQ0w35Lng pic.twitter.com/WNpSOhV1TT

— Nicholas Gurewitch (@PerryFellow) July 2, 2018

It's pretty weak. But hey, it's kinda silly enough where it'll probably start showing up in dentist offices and cubicles all over the nation

the style is different than usual but it reads like a PBF joke to me

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 1:46 AM (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feels like one his genre exercises, the xkcd comparison is otm

it feels like an xkcd script without randall munroe's habit of throat-clearing or explaining the joke after the punchline

yes

One of the new comics in the latest #Playboy pic.twitter.com/izMFkiikM5

— Nicholas Gurewitch (@PerryFellow) July 18, 2018

not his most clever, I guess

working to get that famous playboy humor just right lol

also, the son is apparently already familiar with what it looks like when trees have human sex, so it's not so much like the twist is dad saying "actually they're fucking!" as it is the dad correcting him on the kind of fucking they're doing

the trees could just be replaced with two real people doing it in the woods, and it would be the same joke