maybe he hunted cows
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
I'm sure he ate meat that came from many individual cows.
― Regreta Garbo (Leee), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link
slaughterhouse worker obv
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link
each cow on the road to heaven is surrounded by hundreds of apologizing people who ate a part of it
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
I like that there's an elephant in there
― silverfish, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link
also, the cows look angry but the pigs look happy
― silverfish, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link
maybe these animals are mere avatars of his various personal dreams and desires that he killed off over the course of a life of charity
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link
theres a lotta mud in heaven xp
― frogbs, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
you might kill 20 cows if you eat a quarter pounder every day for your entire life.
― lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, May 23, 2018 12:46 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
alternatively you eat meat from many different cows in one burger
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:14 (six years ago) link
maybe the black cloud in the distance is quadrillions of bacteria.
― lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link
you might kill 20 cows if you eat a quarter pounder every day for your entire life.do you find this unlikely? in the US seems a person would eat about 8 cows on average during a lifetime https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/06/27/155527365/visualizing-a-nation-of-meat-eaters
300 million cattle slaughtered annually worldwide http://usda.mannlib.cornell.edu/usda/fas/livestock-poultry-ma//2010s/2017/livestock-poultry-ma-10-12-2017.pdf
― niels, Thursday, 24 May 2018 07:48 (six years ago) link
Yeah I'm sure a great many people not just in the US will each have to make amends to a few cows and pigs and hundreds of chickens.
― lana del boy (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2018 08:00 (six years ago) link
I've never taken the life of a cow.
― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2018 11:20 (six years ago) link
Justification for eating whale meat IMO: much more favorable ratio of biomass-to-consciousness-you'll-eventually-have-to-apologize-to.
― mick signals, Thursday, 24 May 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link
itt we are "well, actually-ing" a PBF comic
― THERE IS NO PHIL D. THERE IS ONLY LIZ (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:03 (six years ago) link
it is a measure of his quality that this is the first time it has been deemed necessary.
― lana del boy (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link
it was...not necessary
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link
Hundreds of chickens? My dead chickens count has gotta be in four figures by now and I only just turned 40.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link
I make a chili recipe every month or two that has bison, cow and pig in it
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link
There’s at least one alligator in the picture for me as well. I am having too much fun thinking about this.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link
Ingredients:
2 cups tomato sauce1/4 cup tomato paste1 bisonchili powder to taste
― THERE IS NO PHIL D. THERE IS ONLY LIZ (Phil D.), Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link
Turkeys!
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
what happens if Joe is like "ok, I feel guilty about the enemy solider I shot, but F U animals, I'd kill you all again if I had the chance"
― soref, Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link
it's not pretty.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 24 May 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link
beef is a sometimes food
― (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ (mh), Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:05 (six years ago) link
Irl lols @ bison chili recipie
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:50 (six years ago) link
TY, that will be my legacy to ILX under my old DM.
― Eliza D., Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:53 (six years ago) link
Looking forward to the animated 24-minute version of this strip, ala the Super Mario one.
― pplains, Thursday, 24 May 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link
https://perrible.bigcartel.com/product/you-ll-be-ok-limited-edition-signed-print
― sean gramophone, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
hmm...
― Nhex, Monday, 2 July 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link
is that a real PBF thing? looks like a comic you would see on reddit.
― circa1916, Monday, 2 July 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
it looks like an xkcd strip. all that's missing is a hilarious alt text box saying something like, "who needs hugs and encouraging words when you can rest in the assurance that your tired, despondent body will always accelerate at 9.81 m/s² before it strikes the boardroom floor?"
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link
the omission makes it
― mh, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link
Scanned as authentic PBF to me this morning but I agree w/ circa it does seem fishy, I mean is that his store?
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
Because, I will gladly & immediately buy as much shit from him as I can afford because his genius has been genuinely life-affirming and inspiring over so many years for me.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 03:22 (five years ago) link
pretty sure that was never an actual PBF strip.
― visiting, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link
it's on his main website, so it's an official strip, but it's a new one. not sure if the store is his. yeah that strip is very xkcd, but his shtick is doing different styles, so I'll allow him one comic like this
― Vinnie, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 04:45 (five years ago) link
ak ok yeah i see it is the latest one. i figured it was something much older because of the minimal style.
― visiting, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 04:57 (five years ago) link
the style is different than usual but it reads like a PBF joke to me
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 05:46 (five years ago) link
it's legit; i posted it bc he tweeted about it
Limited edition offset "You'll Be OK" print now shipping: https://t.co/QvQ0w35Lng pic.twitter.com/WNpSOhV1TT— Nicholas Gurewitch (@PerryFellow) July 2, 2018
― sean gramophone, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link
It's pretty weak. But hey, it's kinda silly enough where it'll probably start showing up in dentist offices and cubicles all over the nation
― Nhex, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 1:46 AM (ten hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
feels like one his genre exercises, the xkcd comparison is otm
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link
it feels like an xkcd script without randall munroe's habit of throat-clearing or explaining the joke after the punchline
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link
yes
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 17:31 (five years ago) link
One of the new comics in the latest #Playboy pic.twitter.com/izMFkiikM5— Nicholas Gurewitch (@PerryFellow) July 18, 2018
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 13:23 (five years ago) link
not his most clever, I guess
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link
working to get that famous playboy humor just right lol
― sprout god (lag∞n), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link
also, the son is apparently already familiar with what it looks like when trees have human sex, so it's not so much like the twist is dad saying "actually they're fucking!" as it is the dad correcting him on the kind of fucking they're doing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link
the trees could just be replaced with two real people doing it in the woods, and it would be the same joke
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link