Words, usages, and phrases that annoy the shit out of you...

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'Man' is a common one where I come from, for a husband. No-one would ever say 'woman' though, unless you're Ted Nugent.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:04 (eight years ago)

... old fashioned though, my mother might say it but my sister wouldn't.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:05 (eight years ago)

xos and is the inference that this has been confirmed or not

because there is a clear negative connotation to one and if you project one that isnt there onto the other you should probably interrogate that yourself

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:05 (eight years ago)

The little woman.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:07 (eight years ago)

e.r. indoors

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:08 (eight years ago)

My good lady wife.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:09 (eight years ago)

the bread knife

chant down basildon (NickB), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:11 (eight years ago)

Trouble 'n' strife.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:12 (eight years ago)

She who must be obeyed

chant down basildon (NickB), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:18 (eight years ago)

w1fe

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:18 (eight years ago)

https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/images/csphoto/1107/00/00/17/94/61/1441836_TN_shadow.png

mick signals, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:18 (eight years ago)

Dmac otm as usu

In romance languages wife is literally woman. Husband/wife can also translate to “handcuff”

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:57 (eight years ago)

My main reason for using 'partner' is to avoid 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend', which sound too...trivial?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 00:29 (eight years ago)

Earlier i recognized that my admission of old does fold into a kind of formal legacy sitch on those terms- to me ‘spouse’ seems more gendered than ‘partner’ because partner reflected non legal or non recognized relationships. Im sure y’all smarts got that, but it reached me.

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 01:48 (eight years ago)

Ok everyone stop saying “timeline”

otm. this went from fun to tedious in nothing flat

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:06 (eight years ago)

thats a pretty short.....sequence

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 07:57 (eight years ago)

Marks & Sparks.

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:24 (eight years ago)

"Have you swiped your Sparks card?"

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:39 (eight years ago)

lol I like Marks and Sparks but I also think that the whole English people making of cutsey nicknames for literally everything thing is pretty cute.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 14:10 (eight years ago)

I hear partner a little more often these days here in the US but I remember people using it all the time when I lived in England. I thought like 3/4 of the ppl I worked with were gay for the first couple weeks.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 14:12 (eight years ago)

Do people still say Marks and Sparks? It strikes me as very 80s.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 14:39 (eight years ago)

I started saying partner all the time because I work in academia where there are lots of couples, 90% of whom have different last names, and I generally have no idea how many of them are actually married or just live together and/or have children.

joygoat, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 14:57 (eight years ago)

many xxxps but completely agree on overuse of "timeline" as in "this is the worst timeline." seems to have replaced (the much worse imo) "time is a flat circle"

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:08 (eight years ago)

the worst dumpster fire timeline, amazeballs

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:11 (eight years ago)

this timeline is a hot mess!!!

omar little, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:11 (eight years ago)

that's like 5 awful phrases and cliches combined, excellent work

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:11 (eight years ago)

ty

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:43 (eight years ago)

I've never heard the "flat circle" one. I've seen "dark timeline" or some variation multiple times a week lately.

how's life, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:44 (eight years ago)

Really getting tired of "this is a bad thread"

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:44 (eight years ago)

time is a bad thread

mick signals, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:10 (eight years ago)

that is good actually ^

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)

string theory discredited actually

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:30 (eight years ago)

The Worst Dumpster Fire Timeline, Amazeballs: A Memoir

billstevejim, Thursday, 24 May 2018 03:53 (eight years ago)

Read the book that Neil deGrasse Tyson calls “bazinga-lickin good!”

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 24 May 2018 04:23 (eight years ago)

“is it just me, or...”

dogs, Monday, 4 June 2018 15:16 (eight years ago)

"I'm old enough to remember British Rail..."

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:59 (eight years ago)

Limoncello

how's life, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:38 (eight years ago)

Also, Lemon Jelly

how's life, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:42 (eight years ago)

"I'M SCREAMING"

Eliza D., Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:45 (eight years ago)

(Although I've seen enough "YouTube reaction videos" to suggest that some of these people actually do engage in some very performative screaming.)

Eliza D., Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:45 (eight years ago)

whenever (clap) people (clap) use (clap) claps (clap) like (clap) im (clap) 6 (clap) years (clap) old (clap) and (clap) my (clap) mother (clap) is (clap) scolding (clap) me (clap) for (clap) ruining (clap) my (clap) appetite (clap) just (clap) before (clap) dinner

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:51 (eight years ago)

But how else will people know it's a clapback?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:06 (eight years ago)

“Disgusting savages”

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:51 (eight years ago)

“Wait until you hear this”

synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:57 (eight years ago)

so theres obv a whole board to be had on the american service industry

but "absolutely" and "of course" will be ringing around my head in all of the wrong tones for months to come after this trip

doesnt help that 3 in 4 of requests met with these responses (often uttered before I'd actually finished) were ignored or ballsed up.

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:37 (eight years ago)

we gauche we know it

Anglo Scarfy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:00 (eight years ago)

its pronounced gauche fyi

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:01 (eight years ago)

wow

flappy bird, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:12 (eight years ago)

we gauche we know it

― Anglo Scarfy (rip van wanko), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 8:00 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its pronounced gauche fyi

― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 8:01 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn, this is some cold shit. truth tho.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:21 (eight years ago)


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