Worst TV adverts of the moment

"Tell you what that high fibre yoghurt is really moreish."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RZsVYPlhAU

poor Mo. i blame Alan Davis taking away the lucrative Quorn voiceover work.

the football themed adverts have already started. will be sick to death of them a month before england go out.

Hey Tampax, we get it, I don't think those shorts need to be that tiny

So glad that the season of multinationals pretending, badly, to be into football is here

Watching footballers, or any sportsperson, having to do even the tiniest bit of acting is always excruciating.

I heard some of the worlds top scientists have arranged, Fantastic Voyage style, a micro sub shrunk to almost molecule size, to get to the centre of Ryan Giggs brain - to work out how the thick cunt even manages to breath!

Wiltshire Farms frozen meals for olds are so depressingly 1950s school dinner they make me want to give up food.

Postcode Lottery: maybe try not employing utter twats.

Peace, keep up the good work, creatives.

I see fewer adverts these days than I ever have, I think. But they horrify me much more.

Yeah I'm probably watching more TV than I have in years and most adverts are like acid on my soul

everything about those Knoppers ads screams "made in Germany" but his lips look like they're speaking English

and that’s why we’re leaving the eu

paging Dktr Oetker

i like his pizzas tho

they don't taste like pizza but they do taste nice.

^ neu advertising slogan for Herr Doktor Oetker.

I've just watched a dog singing so maybe the Knoppers ad was in German originally

lol Tom

Awesome there's a guy who looks a bit like Richard Herring dancing round the house to "Come Up and See Me" because he's got bone-on pills

That dishwasher advert with people singing "This Little Light of Mine" is quite kill worthy

And it's a horrible Top of the Pops album type cover of "Come Up and See Me" too.

I wasn't paying much attention to the music I was too busy being gobsmacked that they were celebrating erections thru the medium of interpretive dance

Are you sure it isn’t Richard herring

Does he have erectile dysfunction y/n?

If he has I'm sure he'd have done a routine about it by now.

P sure he’s done dozens

Hold up imma ask

Entire show it appears.

http://benjaminhendy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/TalkingCock.jpg

dear Andrex if you don't pack it in with "how clean do you feel?" I *will* find your copy writer and I *will* mummify them in bog roll

I'll join you

but they are kids!

Nothing worse than child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.

it's a battle of repulsion between

1. child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.
2. child actors with adult voices (some car advert i can't find from a few years ago that had 5 year old boys talking in northern gammon type voices about miles per gallon or whatever)
3. adult actors with kids voices e.g. Haribo.

I think 3 has to be the worst.

I remember that car advert, think it might've been for one of those Vauxhall 7 seaters whatever they're called

LOL one of the actors in the Haribo advert is a nodding acquaintance in a pub I frequent.

That is not his real voice in the advert.

how do you know if you've only nodded to him?

I have spoken to him several times. Also he is a bit of loud actorly type.

ok then, i believe you...

(example of 2 that springs to mind is the insurance ads with kids voiced by fry and Laurie. Choccy topping?)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXTLBX-7foU

so apparently this horrible grating guff is Daniel Johnston, idk what the fuck is wrong with people

tbf you probably wouldn't like the original either, but it's a horrible grating advertising company bollocks cover of a Daniel Johnston song

OK I owe him half an apology. Really never want to hear "Blue Monday" ever again either.

Nothing worse than child actors reading cutesey what-kids-say lines thought up by 35 year old Oxbridge cokeheads.

One thing worse is that the lines are not like anything a child might say, these people don't know any children.

It's the fake laffing of the child carer or parent or whatever that is worse.

omg yes "i can't believe you've asked this outrageous and mildly distasteful question that i read in the script last night"

Them feebs that don't have time in their lives to pick up a prescription are laying it on a bit thick

it just makes sense

"i'm quadraplegic and live in the middle of a tall forest guarded by a witch so no way have i got time to pick up my NHS prescription"

Lottery advert where an actor talks about his 3 imaginary friends in the vaguest possible terms is maddeningly lazy