"Easy, Devin!"
― imago, Saturday, 19 May 2018 08:00 (six years ago) link
you used to be able to kick a kid in the street
― i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 May 2018 08:56 (six years ago) link
What could be more quintessentially Real England than walking down the street and having kids shout random shit at you? I was walking down the high street just now, two 14 year old lads went past me on bicycles, and as they passed one of them shouted "EURGH I WATCH GAY PORN!!!". I guess they were trying to insult me or intimidate me, but I cracked up laughing.
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 20 May 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link
I was out with my son on a scooter ride the other day, and a young 'un from a gang of teenagers congregating outside the takeaway shouted: "Nice wheels, dickhead!". But I guess I am getting a bit old for playing out on scooters and took it in good humour!
― calzino, Sunday, 20 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link
Got called a paedo in Runcorn a coupke years back by a couple of kids on bikes. I was like you wish lads but they didn't hear my sparkling repartee :-(
― Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 20 May 2018 14:11 (six years ago) link
you can't beat a bit of paedo humour, but sometimes you have to tread a bit carefully!
― calzino, Sunday, 20 May 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link
We're celebrating British Sandwich Week and we're starting out with something exotic. Check out this SPAM® Katsu Sandwich. The recipe can be found here https://goo.gl/B8W5n8
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2018 15:57 (six years ago) link
http://www.spam-uk.com/img/recipe/SPAM_Katsu_Sandwich.jpg
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link
1 tablespoon okonomiyaki sauce (or just mix some Worcestershire sauce with some mayonnaise)
― 2018 has to be better (snoball), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:01 (six years ago) link
don't get me wrong if somebody else made this for me i'd still eat it
― right brain ringworm (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:02 (six years ago) link
Spam is a thing people voluntarily eat in Japan Korea Hawaii etc. I see it on menus here in California.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 20 May 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
i guess its no different from british people using salad cream?
― jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 09:33 (six years ago) link
cutting the crust off of white bread- extremely pussified
― Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 09:41 (six years ago) link
Almost said 'soy', but not today satan
"While this is undeniably funny, they also could have caused a very serious accident", said one Facebook user, who thanked the police for intervening
― Karius whisper (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 13:58 (six years ago) link
Realness is so fickle. A golf buggy is in no way Real, but at the moment of theft it begins to assume a patina of realitude. By the time it reaches the McDonalds drive-thru it is wholly made of Real.
― Tim, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link
World Cup window display at the undertakers. pic.twitter.com/k0sPojtfdo— Ray Newman (@MrRayNewman) June 8, 2018
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 10 June 2018 10:32 (five years ago) link
On his 97th birthday here's some garden art of Prince Philip and (I think) Colonel Gadaffi. pic.twitter.com/BoTIjd6dbj— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) June 10, 2018
― calzino, Sunday, 10 June 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link
holy shit
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 June 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
lol it’s like happy days crossed with what’s the scariest gigantic statue
― Fizzles, Sunday, 10 June 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link
bellissimo
― ogmor, Sunday, 10 June 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/card_img/1010146669302870016/FBOi1kKS?format=jpg&name=800x419
A prestigious private girls’ school has faced strong criticism after holding an “austerity day” where students dined on baked potatoes, beans and coleslaw.St Paul’s Girls’ School in west London was accused of being “tone deaf” after it tweeted about the charity fundraiser which saw staff and students eating “simple food” in place of the fare they are normally served.It said money saved on dinners at the £24,000-a-year school – whose former pupils include actors Rachel Weisz and Natasha Richardson – would go towards the school’s charities.
St Paul’s Girls’ School in west London was accused of being “tone deaf” after it tweeted about the charity fundraiser which saw staff and students eating “simple food” in place of the fare they are normally served.
It said money saved on dinners at the £24,000-a-year school – whose former pupils include actors Rachel Weisz and Natasha Richardson – would go towards the school’s charities.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
Really fancy a baked potato now
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/af/Vincent_Van_Gogh_-_The_Potato_Eaters.png
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
Tato, beans, butter, blue cheese, feast fit for a private schoolgirl that
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link
behold the drab potatoes of austerity
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link
Bombay Potatoes would be at least equal or cheaper to make than jackets with beans and cheese, but that wouldn't be austerity!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link
Look you're not helping my supper cravings here calz
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link
I've just killed a 250g bag of roasted monkey nuts, so moreish!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link
Got a total potato craving, haven't really been hungry for a week and I'm fairly hungover today but I want some full fat carbs
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link
I did some slow-cooked pork chops in honey, garlic and onion gravy with mashed potatoes (with butter + double cream) earlier, it was pretty fucking good tbh!
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
Never thought of slow cooking pork chops, normally grill/fry them hot and fast. How long d'you give them?
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link
I haven’t had carbs for like six weeks and suddenly today I’m hoofing down oxtail stew and coconut rice chased by half a bag of stroopwafels.
― suzy, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link
I've got everything I need for rice and peas tbh, that might do as a substitute
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link
Made the oxtail with short rib instead, totally recommend.
― suzy, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
xxxpabout 2 1/2 hours in veg stock, honey, garlic, red wine vinegar (the recipe specified rice vinegar, but I'm a maverick) at gas mark 2, and turning occasionally is what I did and it was pretty good.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:22 (five years ago) link
Pork chops are one of those meats where the margin between lush and inedible is pretty tight
― Kostic negotiator (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
getting a digital meat thermometer changed my life in this area iirc
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 22 June 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link
The Chinese seem to have mastered the lush side of pork, i'm way dodgy with it and probably why I'm still trying different ways of cooking it all the time. My attempts at recreating Chinese takeaway style pork dishes have been bad to absolute inedible tbh.
― calzino, Friday, 22 June 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=RB3ruxchwaY
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link
corvids4eva
― there’s gonna be a hot time in the ol’ tub machine tonight (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link
Corvidista ^^^
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:41 (five years ago) link
oooohhh, knaresborough corvid
― ogmor, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link
Might be a good week for Real England pictures...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 11 July 2018 17:06 (five years ago) link
Genuinely chilling, proper ‘banality of evil’ stuff
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-suffolk-44859082/ex-ukip-councillor-made-999-call-after-murdering-wife
― piscesx, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link
Someone has glued a dildo to the kings royal hussar regimental headquarters and the infrastructure company that manage it say its not a priority so it will be attended to in 40 days pic.twitter.com/KCgmtRaIXL— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) July 25, 2018
― Neil S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link
hell yes
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link
Missing 99 dildos and a mannequin Vladimir Putin IMO
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/8xbgzb/the-guy-who-put-dildos-all-over-the-wall-street-bull-explains-himself
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:04 (five years ago) link
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceThe sleepy city of Salisbury became the most highlighted place in the world on 4th March 2018, when Sergei and Yulia Skripal were found collapsed on a bench, victims of a nerve agent known as Novichok, manufactured in Russia.
10:53 AM - 9 Aug 2018
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceFor many weeks Salisbury partly closed for business and Richard, a Salisbury resident, along with his neighbours, wondered how the story would end.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceIt’s hardly surprising that Richard wrote a song about the incident and thus the title track of his latest album. Everyone in Salisbury had been affected and it took two months before things returned to anything normal.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceOn 11th June Richard went into his recording studio with the idea of the song and little else. At that very moment none of the songs on his latest album had been written. In just one intensive week, working 15 hours a day, the album came to be.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceAll the songs were written and recorded in one week, yes seven days. They were mixed and mastered in a further two days after Tom Leary had stayed at the house and added fiddle, mandolin and a few nice bendy guitar riffs. All was complete.
Richard Digance@RichardDiganceRichard then set about painting the front cover artwork which took another day and then it was down to Nick Curtis to finalise the album. Once finalised, the title track, Salisbury, was sent to Charlotte Murray who produced the video you can watch in my next tweet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=120&v=b_7EKFO2jrA
― soref, Thursday, 9 August 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
Not bad but I think it needs an eagle flying out of the night
― Pirate's booty call (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 9 August 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link