The Jordan Peterson Thread

Hey he's just asking the question, he's not saying ...

I get the sense a lot of his stuff is like that. He's big on everyone taking responsibility except him.

really hitting me now how, message aside, this guy is living every frustrated mediocre career academic's midlife crisis fever dream.

you toiled for years teaching intro psych to hungover freshman but now......you fill auditoriums and sell out VIP tickets! you pull down $80K/month putting your lectures on youtube!

Maybe he does deserve all that money for dealing with his followers.

really hitting me now how, message aside, this guy is living every frustrated mediocre career academic's midlife crisis fever dream.

― call all destroyer, Friday, May 18, 2018 7:58 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you toiled for years teaching intro psych to hungover freshman but now......you fill auditoriums and sell out VIP tickets! you pull down $80K/month putting your lectures on youtube!

― call all destroyer, Friday, May 18, 2018 7:59 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's especially aggravating that, not only did he achieve this with bogus pandering, but, as per the OP, he has used his newly acquired fame and influence to aggressively target those who are still toiling in the system, mostly in conditions that are less privileged than the ones he experienced (and experiences, now that he is comfortably tenured and still able to collect his six-figure paycheque while spending all his time on social media 'activism' that pulls in the really big money).

I get that some people aren't really cut out for casual sex, and few are in all situations.

But JP is definitely a dude who had his heart broken by someone who thought she was having a cool one-nighter and now is very sad and angry

really hitting me now how, message aside, this guy is living every frustrated mediocre career academic's midlife crisis fever dream.

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 19, 2018 1:58 AM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you toiled for years teaching intro psych to hungover freshman but now......you fill auditoriums and sell out VIP tickets! you pull down $80K/month putting your lectures on youtube!

― call all destroyer, Saturday, May 19, 2018 1:59 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm. and he secretly loves the soviet art, i think, because of the power fantasy. developmentall a teenager who found a snake oil formula.

oh for sure. i mean if you get off on authoritarianism to the extent he clearly does the soviet art isn't remotely surprising.

Swamp witches sound awesome, what is his problem.

also, soviet art (and film!) slaps

^OTM

Yeah there’s no way he doesn’t secretly love that art.

The Zero With A Thousand Faces

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 18 May 2018 22:01 (yesterday) Permalink

A+

i am not all that ashamed to admit that i trawled through that NYT article half-expecting to find the Age of Ultron paragraph

OK I 100% believed that Age of Ultron bit was real, and what's more, I stand by my claim that it's less outlandish than some of the actual quotes

enforced monogamy wld actually go down a treat if he just made the ceremonies extremely quaint and gave the sense that everyone involved was a good egg really

I have been working with a programmer who has volunteered his services and has already produced this, he has produced a website that enables people to enter text that will then classify the text as postmodern or non-postmodern and so you will be able to enter a course descriptions from universities – the course description, the professor’s name, the discipline, and the university. It will tell you the degree to which the description is postmodern and then you can decide for yourself whether you want to take that and become a social justice warrior, if that is what you think your education should be about, or if you should avoid that like the plague that it truly is … I’d like to knock enrollment in the postmodern disciplines down by 75% over the next five years. I think that I am thinking about it from the perspective of nonviolent warfare, it is that serious to me and that this would be equivalent to cutting off the supply chain.

wonder how this is going btw

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— PeterNorway (@classiclib3ral) May 18, 2018

is there a reason this guy should be taken any more seriously than alfred rosenberg

I think back to that anecdote about him calling his dad and telling him about what an incredible epiphany he’s just had and how the incredible epiphany was probably nothing matters anyway I should just get rich off the fucking rubes in my sophomore classes by tossing off a book, like when Governor Eric Greitens decided to become a right-wing fuck because climbing the Democratic Party ladder was too hard

All these entitled shitbags get incredibly far on so little talent just because they wholeheartedly believe they deserve all the stuff, and the rest of us are too fucking polite to call them out in public and point out that they have no imperative other than feed me

I'm sure Jord feels compelled to protect democracy from the hellscape of people being addressed by their preferred pronouns and women being acknowledged as human

He’s a lapsed nihilist at best

The Zero With A Thousand Faces

Top marks

I just looked up something from when I first became aware of him last December. His patreon was at 40k then. Shitballs.

the ideotv episode on 12 rules is so good. he gets (unfavorably) compared to gorilla biscuits!

i can't believe he takes the 'louis tully does the 20 minute workout in 10' approach to watching THE SIMPSONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI5cUhJoF8M

My partner doesn't use social media at all. Zero. So I like to show him some curated stuff every day without explaining it. I showed him the 12 rules and the kermit videos. We are dying laughing.

I’d be okay with getting relentlessly owned all the time for 40k/mo tbh

Where do I apply for this gig

He was bragging a while ago about how, with his Patreon and book income, he'd found a way to "monetize social justice warriors," which kind of leaves aside who exactly is being parted with their money.

There is something (only one thing) that confuses me about JP's whole deal. Most of the crowdfunding requests I've seen are made by people who actually don't have enough money to do a thing and are looking to raise funds from supporters, who get to be a part of it. Jordan Peterson's salary from U of T was over http://www.ontariosunshinelist.com/people/bsfytg60K last year. I don't think it's that expensive to make those videos or do the writing that he does. He's not moving to a part-time contract and taking a pay cut in order to do it. What exactly is the rationale for crowdsourcing this kind of money? Where do his donors think their money is going? Do the parties concerned see it purely as just remuneration for a great individual?

*over http://www.ontariosunshinelist.com/people/bsfytg60k

*over $160K: http://www.ontariosunshinelist.com/people/bsfytg

is there a reason this guy should be taken any more seriously than alfred rosenberg

― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, May 19, 2018 9:58 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's the unconscious genius of JP and why he is so successful imo: you have as many fans calling themselves lobsters than people dunking on his hilariously wrong theories and talks because that's just so entertaining. There is that much space for content and discussion nowadays, to be taken seriously is not important really anymore. He just has to continue doing his thing and he will be hard to ignore.

Like I try my best to not care about him but when that thread is updated I get excited because boy he is an idiot.

all he has to do is apply his same schtick to anything of the moment, or anything that pops up in the news. That Avengers thing i did took two minutes, he can turn stuff like that into a half hour section of a speech with some purposeful obfuscating.

Sund4r I don’t think patreon is “crowdfunding” in quite the same way as something like Kickstarter or gofundme or whatever, people are paying their subscription for what they think is good content

Like the chapo bros don’t need a million a month or whatever to yuk it up in a living room and record it on a phone

160k canadian a year isn't life changing. His 80k a month patreon is. He reminds me so much (in age, sppearance, mannerisims) of a french psychoanalyst I know. They both really have the air of just being entirely over everyone's shit and making money where they can.

Well, I wasn't questioning why someone would want $80K/mo. I was wondering how he justifies crowdfunding that kind of money but wins's explanation makes sense. I misunderstood how Patreon works.

I mean, as much as this could ever "make sense".

He's not spending the money frivolously, you can be sure. He's a very serious man! He's very close to hitting this Patreon goal (paragraph breaks mine):

I am developing my plans and consulting with others to bring accredited online humanities education to as many people as possible around the world. My colleagues and I (who include excellent engineers, programmers, financiers and educators) want to take the humanities back from the corrupt postmodernists, and offer education of the highest possible quality everywhere at 1/10 the price or less.

We'd like to solve the accreditation problem as well, offering degree-equivalents with real psychometric value: best student in 10000; best in 1000; best in 100; best in 10; best in 5 (and no certification granted below that).

We want to automate and crowdsource the problem of teaching people to write. We want to set up the courses so that (1) the content itself is constantly graded and improved and (2) the same goes for the accreditation process. We'll start with the humanities, including history, generating something approximately a four year liberal arts college degree, teaching people how to be responsible, literate, effective, powerful, confident citizens. We want to conduct real research into how people learn (and how they learn fast) and use the results of that research to make education better.

It's high time for the humanities of the new millenium. However, it's a multiyear project, at best.

Well, hopefully he can get that revolutionary humanities program out before he dies from being so far up his own asshole he suffocates.

High on his own supply, for sure.

He misspelled millennium

So four out of five who pays him for that course would not even get a certificate?

May 1: I met today with my now three-person team to further develop the online university. We're employing a variety of statistical and computational strategies aimed at mapping out the most relevant domains of knowledge, as well as developing technology that will help people assess their knowledge in those domains, so they will be able to determine what they know and what they have yet to learn.... We hope to have something early stage but functional programmed by the end of the summer.

BA, Trump University
MA, Peterson School of Humanities

So he's basically creating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO8x8eoU3L4

MA equivalent, Distinguished Lobster (best in 5), 45 Youtube-hours

We want to automate and crowdsource the problem of teaching people to write

lol what a genius nobody ever thought of this before success is bound to be swift

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— Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) May 19, 2018

given the mess that he's published, i can't wait to see the mishmash of pseudo-metaphysical bullshit his disciples start creating!