why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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on the other hand Facebook has been very helpful in making me reconsider the rigorousness of my screening process for people i decide to devote time and energy being friends w/

omar little, Friday, 18 May 2018 16:53 (eight years ago)

i don’t want to live on this earth anymore

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/32819502_1644910512211722_8858612803846537216_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=1266e44fb27d514f069215c62f7c1ebd&oe=5B968FED

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 18 May 2018 19:39 (eight years ago)

xxxxxxpost No legal moose hunting in Minnesota since 2013

Bnad, Friday, 18 May 2018 20:26 (eight years ago)

ilx0rz will scrupulously fact-check yer memes for you, for a low monthly fee

an alfred hitchcock joint (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 May 2018 22:46 (eight years ago)

wasn't there a 'powerful left-wing images' thread to go with the conservative one? I can't find it so I'll put this here instead:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dd-1xKNXcAEVWmJ.jpg

soref, Saturday, 26 May 2018 11:50 (eight years ago)

consider yourself samed

A good "sexy time " album (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:12 (eight years ago)

Perhaps he's only talking about his generation

Zelda Zonk, Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:25 (eight years ago)

Gonna be a wrench to boycott 'ride a rock horse' tbh

Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 26 May 2018 13:32 (eight years ago)

album will flop either way, no need to boycott

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 27 May 2018 07:57 (eight years ago)

Boycott Roger Daltrey's music? I've been doping that my whole life.

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:13 (eight years ago)

MS13NBC is hilarious imo

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:17 (eight years ago)

My liberal dad facebook friend somehow manages to post only the political memes in existence, I really don't know where he finds them, it's like he's a connoisseur:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13267861_857351071062389_2582762316137548703_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=348f8400453c57fd0c5c3cc848bd8a06&oe=5B7C14B2

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:19 (eight years ago)

you now have eye cancer

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 15:20 (eight years ago)

'cursed boomer images' is a crucial follow if you appreciate this genre of memes

https://twitter.com/wewuzboomers?lang=en

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:03 (eight years ago)

NATION IN DISTRESS like us on facebook

Neil S, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:22 (eight years ago)

life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!

https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png

frogbs, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:55 (eight years ago)

omg I was just thinking about that horrible meme/practice yesterday morning

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:07 (eight years ago)

I know we have a whole lengthy thread about this, but people have extremely messed up outlooks re: tipping

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:21 (eight years ago)

Subjected to that practice I think I would stand at the table and hock a loogie into the patron's meal, considering it $5 well spent.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 4 June 2018 22:39 (eight years ago)

life hack: treat people like absolute dogshit, you'll be surprised how much more powerful you feel!!

https://i.imgur.com/znbrDPy.png

The idea itself is pretty heinous, but the commentary on this particular image is just gross. I feel like I need a shower after heaving read that.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Monday, 4 June 2018 23:18 (eight years ago)

everything in this image is awful

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/34502253_1807612079346940_3830827798277128192_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&oh=0e633f91229e7fd8f548841bf17eb9ad&oe=5BB024E8

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:03 (eight years ago)

That's some humor alright

groovypanda, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:25 (eight years ago)

just a bit of sex-focused slam poetry in class nbd

and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 07:52 (eight years ago)

You’d be amazed by how many of my pupils sass me with rhymes. (None, of course - that we be great, I think, for English)

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:55 (eight years ago)

do u wanna see my *location*

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:15 (eight years ago)

love hurts

the bhagwanadook (symsymsym), Saturday, 9 June 2018 04:32 (eight years ago)

sex slam poetry even better if you hear it with the coffee shop jazz trio from So I Married An Axe Murderer

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 9 June 2018 04:48 (eight years ago)

http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/arO/4d8a30ee400645ba84684c0c49b4d2f4
"A boy sticks his *location*
into a girl's *destination*"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 9 June 2018 05:11 (eight years ago)

*faints*

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Saturday, 9 June 2018 10:26 (eight years ago)

I’ve got this infant in a bucket and I’m underwhelmed

valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:55 (eight years ago)

why are you giving me this comma i didn't ask for

you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:22 (eight years ago)

It's a really cute picture. And everyone knows, as with dogs, that cuteness is the end.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 9 June 2018 21:09 (eight years ago)

have to admit the idea expressed seems otm

niels, Sunday, 10 June 2018 01:17 (seven years ago)

pruny children are the happiest bcz they are rich

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 June 2018 05:20 (seven years ago)

is my takeaway

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 June 2018 05:20 (seven years ago)

the pruny shall inherit the earth

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

They must be really out there

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

bless

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:42 (seven years ago)

sounds like that guy wants to say some real fucked up shit!!

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 19:43 (seven years ago)

I'm well mad me

Neil S, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 21:21 (seven years ago)

Reminds me of Jez's Big Brother Audition from the Peep Show extras...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5vqobn

brain (krakow), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)

Maybe this is more for the unpopular opinions thread but there has got to be a better way to have a conversation about depression, anxiety, stress &c than through twee childish drawings

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:06 (seven years ago)

I have a lot of thoughts about that and related issues that don't belong on the depression thread

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:15 (seven years ago)

tbf the meme language of cancer is fucking terrible too

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 10:16 (seven years ago)

erg, yes: the brave fighting fighter who fights has fought and defeated cancer.

So people who just up'n'die from cancer must not have fought hard enough. Because they were not brave. Brave like Fighter McFighterson over here, who was brave and fought.

emotional support fungus (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:09 (seven years ago)

This one has been popping up for years and makes me want to kick the poster in the face every time I see it

https://i.redditmedia.com/eZAvQ-claI1n1WcdFwUxAsMe__4WjqGTCllFHM03Yx0.jpg?w=320&s=0dde02acbddd1f8e73225677bc66c614

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 11:18 (seven years ago)


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