i'm in an airport

They’ll give you a sticker every time you go in which is why I have like a dozen sub pop stickers on a guitar case

duly

au revoir

did you get a Sub Pop sticker tho

now in another airport

i presume its an airport there are planes landing and taking off

no other function of a fucking airport seems present or correct

I'm in an airport eating clam chowder

also in an airport. Been here since 1pm and was supposed to depart almost two hours ago

from arrival thru shuttle thru security to the actual ordering and receipt of just a fucking burger pls there isnt a single person ive interacted with in this shitheap that gives any indication that they were in the job ten minutes ago

and ask anyone in seattle im a fuckin cheery cunt

I'm in another airport, wish I were home

last airport, heading home now

Been queuing since 05:35 and I haven't reached the "End Of The Line" sign yet

It's funny how when there's a queue, they can tell nobody has a bomb in their shoes or their phone or their laptop, without looking

ohare, for its many faults, had a new scanner that could apparently do that

And yet the queue to get scanned was just as long as ever the other day.

one sniffer dog!

We were confidently assured by one of the staff assigned to watch (and fail to control) the queue that the line would most be more quickly once “the canine” arrived. Cue dog, no perceptible quickening but at least we had a doggo to look at.

(We arrived a bit early to be greeted with the news that our flight was 90 minutes delayed so we weren’t too bothered about slow lines, as it goes. 5 hours in O’Hare is a hard time.)

Move, not most be.

i think

now this is open to correction mind

but i think that new rules means that they have to rotate staff between different roles every fifteen minutes for some obscure security protocol and i think

now again i didnt see this happen myself

that the sniffer dog was at one stage operating the scanner

At Luton Airport waiting for my bus to Oxford and discovering that the Wifi which works like a dream in Departures is totally non-functional in Arrivals! Oh and the airport outside of the security gates seems to have become completely dry --- not even any gins in tins in the WH Smith fridge anymore...

creeping sharia innit

that the sniffer dog was at one stage operating the scanner

now look as ive said..

http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/2017/T/tve31645-19460803-1093.jpg

I'm at Geneva airport on the way to Kiev via Vienna.

Have fun in Kiev. Have you been before?

Yeah but just for a day. I'm only there for a week and won't have much time for sightseeing but any pointers gratefully received.

Has there ever been a published collection of essays / ruminations on the cosmology of airports? I would absolutely read such a thing.

http://cas.loyno.edu/english/bios/christopher-schaberg

omfg moving to nola immediately to become buddies with that nerd

Dulles! I think I am the only person who likes this place.

dulles by name, dulles by nature amirite #airmiles

I wonder what cranky Mr. Dulles would think of that Helsinki meeting.

I’ve only been to Dulles a few times because we lived five minutes from DCA.

I'm in San Francisco Airport en route to LAX. I ate eggs benedict and am watching Mexican soccer highlights on TV

I’m in an airplane. I’m not looking forward to the Vegas airport.

It’s not as irritating as I remember.

I am heading to Heathrow ahead of a 12 hour flight in Economy on BA so hmu if anyone is at Terminal 5 and wants to to bllitzed on cheap lounge wine.

I spoke too soon. Jesus fucking Christ, I hate this airport.

sorry about mccarran tomboto, it sucks a lot

The Montréal airport is pretty nice!

In Manchester airport nice and early, find my flight to Istanbul has already been delayed meaning the connection time in Ataturk is down to 1 hour which is just not what I want. Have a feeling I might make it to Addis but my luggage won’t. Too early for a beer as well.

On the plus side I’m rediscovering the ‘73 Grateful Dead shows.

funnily enough I also once had a delayed arrival at ataturk on a journey between manchester and addis and my bags were late (though I was going the other way). very jealous though

Too early for a beer as well.

I assume this is a business hours problem and not some awful self-inflicted ethical issue.

I assumed the latter

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/07/denver-airport-construction-conspiracy-lizard-people

Oh I had to technically be able to respond to some emails in my layover. Didn't happen anyway because I had to ride shotgun on an otherwise empty passenger bus, speeding round ataturk to make it to the flight desk, where I found they had already wrote off the chances of me getting there on time and sold the tickets on. They did get me on the flight but my luggage didn't have a chance.

Finished reading Zama on my flight and the writing style is just great. Need to see the film again to confirm but I think Martel was inspired in what she took from the novel and what she added in. I suppose the film already stands strong in its own right. If the blu ray has extended scenes, which I sort of doubt I would be very interested to watch them.

My copy of Cronenberg on Cronenberg got chored while I was at the toilet in a cafe, I found that kind of funny because it's so niche but whatever. Running a bit short on reading material now but have a couple history books to read.

Anyway my airbnb host is fab, and I've been happy to extend my time in Addis and my luggage has arrived. New Year's Eve party in Meskel square last night was amazing too. Tomorrow is north to the stone cut churches in Lalibela.

Happy Ethiopian New Year everybody!

My flight from SEA to BOS is in 12 hours, excited to possibly have my plans for the next week severely disrupted by Hurricane Florence.

(I'm not in the airport yet)

how about now

On the train to the airport!