I present to you all tales of true disasters
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/your-saddest-desperation-cocktails-ranked-1825899419
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 May 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link
i once did blue gatorade powder and bacardi 151 and just enough water to make it actually stay a mix, needless to say it was a disaster and ended with me pulling a strange couch into my backyard
― challops trap house (Will M.), Friday, 11 May 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link
that’s a great article. i did some stupid shit but probably nothing as creative as any of those.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
Yuck. Didn't they just recently rank two ingredient cocktails? Along those lines, I picked up Robert Simonson's 3-Ingredient Cocktails book. Some good stuff in there, some twists as well as old standards.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:36 (six years ago) link
friend and i split a bottle of vodka and cherry kool aid once.
but worst drink was probably "turbo diesel"
Tennent's Super lager (9%)Frosty Jack's Cider (7%)BlackcurrantVodka
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 May 2018 22:43 (six years ago) link
My dad used to make snakebite out of Tennents Super and Ice Dragon. Ice Dragon is one of the most revolting white ciders I've ever drank, although tbh all white ciders are pretty revolting. I used to favour "British fortified wine" i.e. sherry for bargain boozing. I think white cider is the most ABV/£ though.
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link
Happy are the days when I can afford to get pissed on Polish lager instead of that shite
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:47 (six years ago) link
You can't beat a good old 4-pack of Tyskie
― calzino, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
You can, you can have a 4-pack of Warka Strong, Okocim Mocne or Zubr!
― Colonel Poo, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:52 (six years ago) link
I used to often see groups of Polish workers coming off the nightshift at the britvic factory and supping something looking quite strong at 6am. respect!
― calzino, Friday, 11 May 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link
Xmas presents included Amy Stewart's great The Drunken Botanist and the Dead Rabbit Drinks Manual, and now all I want to do is make tinctures, cordials, liqueurs and such. I barely drink and the bar shelf in my pantry keeps crowding out actual food.
― Juul Haalmeyer Dancers washout (WmC), Monday, 31 December 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link
i've made several of the dead rabbit tinctures. the mace one is pretty cool.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 31 December 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link
I'm getting better at this! Still bad though, especially at stirring. Dilution is hard.
Last night I made a white negroni with 1.5oz gin, 1oz Dolin Blanc, 1oz Suze - promising for a first attempt, I'll keep tinkering with the proportions.
― seandalai, Monday, 31 December 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link
what kind of vessel and ice do u use for stirred?
my basic outline for stirring is: mixing glass chilled in freezer, cracked ice topped off with full cubes, stir for longer than you think.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 31 December 2018 17:03 (five years ago) link
i'm loving this dead rabbit sazerac variation using a split base of good brandy from spain and france (they name specific brands but i'll genericize the ingredients where i can):
1 oz. premium cognac1 oz. long-aged spanish brandy1 tsp pot-still or blackstrap rum1 tsp simple syrup1 tsp creme de cacao1 dash aromatic bitters4 dashes peychaud's bittersoil and peel from two lemon coins
stir all that with ice and strain into an absinthe-rinsed glass
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
A trip to Manhattan in January inspired this marvelous purchase last Friday:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41nl8vrpreL._SY445_.jpg
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:12 (five years ago) link
i just got a bottle of that stuff! i haven't figured out its full implications but as a big fan of floral/herbal modifiers it's really compelling.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link
At Dante the bartender added it to a Negroni. Yesterday it substituted for vermouth (a splash) in my martini -- marvelous.
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:32 (five years ago) link
it's definitely a natural partner for gin
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:40 (five years ago) link
What a coincidence, I was just messing with fresh bergamot tonight. Dehydrated the peel of 2 fruit and started a tincture on Everclear, and had a drink of 2 parts gin to 1 part fresh bergamot juice, with a bit of Aperol for sweetness. I have about 4 oz. of juice left to play with.
― ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 03:50 (five years ago) link
while this is bumped, anyone got some good recipes for pisco that isn't a pisco sour? I have a bottle of the Peruvian stuff (aged in glass, not oak like the Chilean version) and I am just not a sour fan.
― sold out in presale (sleeve), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:00 (five years ago) link
Ha, Alfred, I love that you're into Italicus. I have a bottle myself. Great mixed with prosecco.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link
Actually, the main reason I have it is that as soon as it was introduced, my wife fell in love with the Art Deco bottle, and so that was an easy birthday present. To be honest, I'm still trying to figure out how best to use it, too.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:55 (five years ago) link
Also, the super-crazy thing about this thread revive is that I was just about to post here about how *I'm* enjoying a Dead Rabbit cocktail tonight:
1.25 oz Smith & Cross rum (used Doctor Bird)0.5 oz Zapaca 23 rum (used Plantation 5 Year)0.25 Cruzan blackstrap rum0.25 oz Benedictine0.25 oz PX sherry0.25 oz allspice dram3 dashes Orinoco bitters (used Angostura)3 dashes mole bitters (used 2 dashes Aphrodite bitters + 1 dash chocolate bitters)
― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 04:58 (five years ago) link
That sazerac variation sounds good, tho. CAD, what kind of Spanish brandy do you use? Torres? I'm totally unfamiliar with the style.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 05:00 (five years ago) link
they use torres 15 year old but i can’t find that in mass. i’m using cardenal mendoza gran reserva which is really tasty stuff. nothing at all like cognac so it’s a nice blend of flavors.
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 11:45 (five years ago) link
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― jaymc, Monday, February 25, 2019
Yes! I bought Italicus because the bottle was a beautiful blue, then I figured out what I'm supposed to do with it.
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 12:37 (five years ago) link
italicus experiment:
1.5 oz. plymouth gin1.5 oz. dolin dry vermouth.25 oz. italicusdash bittermens burlesquelemon twist
decent start, i wanted the italicus to be an undertone but still prominent if that makes any sense. needs a little more body, prob a different gin and different proportions.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:26 (five years ago) link
btw sleeve i'm sorry i can't think of a pisco recipe that isn't on some kind of sour template. i scanned the death & co. book index and it seems like your best bet would be to pair it with stuff like blanc vermouth, cocchi americano, and st germain--basically light-colored, herbal, sweet things. i can repost a couple specific recipes but don't want to assume what the rest of your liquor cabinet looks like.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link
thank you! good excuse to get some cocchi americano, I only have dry + sweet vermouth. I could see using a splash of St. Germain and maybe mint? I'll experiment.
― sold out in presale (sleeve), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:41 (five years ago) link
what I mixed on Sunday without the lemon -- I figured it was too much?
― Let's have sensible centrist armageddon (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link
Cocchi Americano is a great sub for Lillet Blanc in a Corpse Reviver No. 2.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:43 (five years ago) link
i know some would disagree with this but cocchi renders lillet irrelevant, it's the exact same thing with significantly better depth of flavor.
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link
That italiccus bottle is so beautiful.
― Yerac, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link
Tried out a manhattan last night that subbed in Cynar 70 for vermouth. Not bad.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 14:29 (five years ago) link
happy to report that 2 oz Peruvian pisco, 3/4 oz cocchi americano, 1/2 oz St. Germain, and an orange garnish is an excellent combo, thanks cad!
― Emperor Tonetta Ketchup (sleeve), Thursday, 7 March 2019 02:52 (five years ago) link
awesome! glad to hear it.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:04 (five years ago) link
Sounds good! I've actually never had Lillet Blanc because I like Cocchi Americano well enough and don't get the impression I'm missing much.
― jaymc, Thursday, 7 March 2019 04:04 (five years ago) link
just tried this out, my kind of cocktail:
the messenger1 1/2 oz Bonal Gentiane-Quina1/2 oz Cocchi Sweet Vermouth1/2 oz Calvados1/2 oz Pierre Ferrand Dry Curaçao1 dash Bittermens Mole Bitters1 dash Angostura Orange Bitters
Stir with ice and strain into a rocks glass. Garnish with an orange twist.
― seandalai, Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link
also one of my favourite labels:
https://alpenz-download-product-bottle.s3.amazonaws.com/bonal.bottle.jpg
"BONAL...Inventé par BONAL" kills me every time for some reason
― seandalai, Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:35 (five years ago) link
Bonal is great. Also, Fred Yarm's blog is a godsend.
― jaymc, Monday, 11 March 2019 00:28 (five years ago) link
i've seen fred around town many times over the years. never figured out how to say "thanks for the blog," he's a pretty quiet and businesslike dude. i give him so much credit for sticking with the project.
love the look of that bonal cocktail. my bottle of calvados is not a brand i've seen recommended and i actually don't like it at all though i enjoy plenty of other apple brandies. maybe i need to just suck it up and buy the brand that death & co. or dead rabbit uses.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 11 March 2019 01:12 (five years ago) link
I've had American apple brandies (Laird's, Rhine Hall) but not a true calvados, and I've never been totally sure about how it differs.
― jaymc, Monday, 11 March 2019 01:45 (five years ago) link
Like with other wines and spirits from France and other old world countries these things are produced in delimited regions and are more regulated before they can use certain terms on their labels. There are probably some apple brandies in the US produced in a more French calvados style.
― Yerac, Monday, 11 March 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link
ugh, not saying though that america doesn't have requirements on spirits or wine before they can use certain terms/categories.
― Yerac, Monday, 11 March 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link
laird's bonded is def my basic taste memory of apple brandy. i've recently had the copper & kings unaged which is a great complement to laird's. i think i just need to broaden my calvados sample. the french are fine at distilling grapes so there should be nothing blocking them from distilling apples.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 11 March 2019 03:00 (five years ago) link
I was just reading up on the AOCs, Calvados Pays d'Auge can also use up to 30% pear and Calvados Domfrontais must use a minimum of 30% pear.
― Yerac, Monday, 11 March 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link
There are probably some apple brandies in the US produced in a more French calvados style.
Yeah, I think Rhine Hall says their oak-aged apple brandy is similar to calvados. What's a good affordable French calvados for mixing?
― jaymc, Monday, 11 March 2019 04:04 (five years ago) link
dead rabbit uses montreuil calvados selection, which is classified as a pays d'auge. i believe death & co. uses busnel vsop. looks like they're around $35-$40.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:08 (five years ago) link
I've only ever had Lemorton and Camut (probably because I see them everywhere). They are fine.
Has anyone ever had the Clear Creek (oregon) eau de vies? I've bene meaning to try them for a long time, but I kind of just want the ones that have a whole pear in the bottle. I've heard very good things about them though.
― Yerac, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:46 (five years ago) link