get a red one
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:14 (eight years ago)
get a brown one
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:26 (eight years ago)
get a chemex
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:33 (eight years ago)
i don't think i have time for chemex in the morning, red brown or other
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:41 (eight years ago)
yes, it is time consuming
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:42 (eight years ago)
maybe a programmable one so your delicious coffee will be ready for you when you wake up?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:43 (eight years ago)
Rube Goldberg automatic Chemex contraption
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
But seriously, get the Oxo Barista Brain, it's worth it
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
i have a programmable cuisinart grind and brew and it doesn't make that great of coffee, also don't like the design. why can't the steam be separate from the grinder so it doesn't make a muddy mess in there. i was looking at barista brain.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:47 (eight years ago)
maybe if i saved up all summer long lol
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:52 (eight years ago)
the auto chemex exists but they are ridiculous expensive
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:53 (eight years ago)
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/chemex-reg-otto-6-cup-coffee-maker-in-black-silver/1047449343
and 6 cups is not enough for me
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 23:01 (eight years ago)
barista brain team unite
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 23:31 (eight years ago)
geeze, burr grinder plus Gaggia Classic takes me literally 2 minutes to grind, pack and shoot a doppio espresso about 3/4 as good as I get in a cafe. All I have to do is flip the switch to warm the boiler 5 minutes beforehand, then I can make as many cups as I like. Clean it out every fortnight or so. I have no idea why people bother with anything else.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 7 May 2018 23:40 (eight years ago)
don’t care for espresso
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 23:52 (eight years ago)
Top it up with hot water, voilà Americano; with milk, latte or (shudder) cappuccino
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:22 (eight years ago)
don’t care for americano
cof or gtfo
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:25 (eight years ago)
i don't mind espresso but in the AM i just want a cof
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:32 (eight years ago)
what if i got a chemex and a programmable electric kettle, just pour and go, a compromise
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:34 (eight years ago)
i'm not that worried about the time to drip it's just the time to heat the water. i don't want the kettle whistling while i'm in the shower. i take long showers.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:35 (eight years ago)
was just daydreaming about sitting outside at cafe olimpico in montreal and sipping a cof
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:40 (eight years ago)
This is a bad thread to read at night. I just want a coffee now.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:41 (eight years ago)
you think that’s bad, i had the same daydream last weekend and started looking up next-day airfare to montreal
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:42 (eight years ago)
I think being a barista when i was younger ruined me for caring about whether it's espresso or coffee or an americano etc. When you end up drinking your mistakes it all just becomes a big pint glass of whatever.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:43 (eight years ago)
I thought that was a metaphor at first
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:45 (eight years ago)
Ha!
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:46 (eight years ago)
that post had levels
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:47 (eight years ago)
new borad description pls
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:57 (eight years ago)
chemex confessions
only use it on days off and weekends - workdays i just stop by peets
tho when my workday was 12-8 pm i used it every day
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:58 (eight years ago)
it is slow as fuck
I have to admit I'd like on ethat roasts the beans using atomic radiation
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 18:34 (eight years ago)
I tried Silkly Black Folgers - not bad for cheap as shit coffee
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 11 May 2018 17:41 (eight years ago)
i haven't cleaned my chemex in ~13 months, am i going to be ok
― flappy bird, Friday, 11 May 2018 18:28 (eight years ago)
You don’t have to clean them
― valorous wokelord (silby), Friday, 11 May 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)
spent all morning in a fog, only just realized i hadn't had any cof
― gbx, Friday, 11 May 2018 18:55 (eight years ago)
you don't have to clean chemex? wow revelation. tho idk why i thought i needed to clean it when i already never clean my moka pot
― marcos, Friday, 11 May 2018 19:02 (eight years ago)
i clean my chemexfeel like the flavor gradually gets nasty as it gets dirtier ... maybe that’s just my imaginatiln
― the late great, Friday, 11 May 2018 19:05 (eight years ago)
you gotta work through that phase and into the next where you really get that flavor locked in
― mh, Friday, 11 May 2018 19:12 (eight years ago)
cw is that you dont clean a moka but idk i think all that does is make every cup taste the same -- defeats the purpose of trying out different beans and such
― gbx, Friday, 11 May 2018 19:35 (eight years ago)
i don't think i have time for chemex in the morning
I set up the filter and grinds at bedtime, and have a gooseneck electric kettle that boils in about 3 minutes. If, like me, you think the bloom is 80% BS, you can do a pourover for 3-4 cups in 2 minutes. Click on kettle, shower, pour over, dress, set down with coffee.
― Microtransgressions as a Business Model (Sanpaku), Saturday, 12 May 2018 14:32 (eight years ago)
set sit
― Microtransgressions as a Business Model (Sanpaku), Saturday, 12 May 2018 14:37 (eight years ago)
I clean wine decanters with oxyclean, so I assume this would be a good method for a chemex.
― Yerac, Saturday, 12 May 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)
If you like Chemex coffee but are worried about time or technique, get a cheap Bonavita machine and replace the basket/carafe with the Chemex. I initially really wanted one of those Ratio Eight fancy Chemexes but I can't figure out that it would do anything more than my current setup already does.
― louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 12 May 2018 19:03 (eight years ago)
2 minutes? feel like it takes me 10
― the late great, Saturday, 12 May 2018 20:02 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/eAc700O.gif
― 龜, Sunday, 13 May 2018 13:28 (eight years ago)
wire cutter says the oxo https://thewirecutter.com/reviews/best-coffee-maker/ @harbl
― 龜, Sunday, 13 May 2018 13:30 (eight years ago)
guys plz clean yr coffee devices
― sprout god (lag∞n), Sunday, 13 May 2018 13:55 (eight years ago)
citric acid ftw
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Sunday, 13 May 2018 14:14 (eight years ago)
I've been drinking this stuff from Costco, pretty good for <$10/lb
https://www.costco.com/Ruta-Maya-Organic-Medium-Roast-Whole-Bean-Coffee-5-lb.product.100041370.html
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 13 May 2018 14:15 (eight years ago)