Blue Saturday

i was gonna wait til i got home man, just deciding whether to buy blades or not

i got olives instead

- Olives eliminate excess cholesterol in the blood.

- Olives control blood pressure.

- Olives are a source of dietary fibre as an alternative to fruits and vegetables.

- Olives are a great source of Vitamin E

- Olives act as an antioxidant, protecting cells

- Olives reduce the effects of degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's, benign and malignant tumours, including less serious varicose veins and cavities

- Olives help prevent blood clots that could lead to a myocardial infarction or deep vein thrombosis (DVT)

- Olives protect cell membranes against diseases like cancer

- Olives are a great protection against anaemia

- Olives enhances fertility and reproductive system

- Olives play an important role in maintaining a healthy immune system, especially during oxidative stress and chronic viral diseases

- And just in case these benefits weren’t enough, they are also a great aphrodisiac.

- Olives are nutritious and rich in mineral content as sodium, potassium, magnesium, iron, phosphorus and iodine

- Olives provide essential vitamins and amino acids.

- Olives contain oleic acid, which has beneficial properties to protect the heart.

- Olives contain polyphenols, a natural chemical that reduce oxidative stress in the brain. So by eating a daily serving of olives helps improve your memory by up to 25%.

- Just one cup of olives is a great source of iron – 4.4mg.

- Eating olives can improve the appearance of wrinkles by 20% since they contain oleic acid, which keeps skin soft and healthy.

- By eating just 10 olives before a meal, you can reduce your appetite by up to 20%. This is because the monounsaturated fatty acids contained in olives slow down the digestion process and stimulate the hormone cholecystokinin, a hormone that sends messages of fullness to the brain.

- Not only does it do that, but it also helps your body to stimulate the production of adiponectin, a chemical that burns fat for up to five hours after ingestion.

we're gonna need a bigger jar

i can offer u a bigger jar jar

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when you're sure somebody's made a drunky mistake and you do your best to give them every opportunity to graciously walk away from it and then you spend two weeks text talking because maybe they're into it but then it turns out you were a drunky mistake

I dunno, maybe it's good to be proved right. Haven't felt this much like a waste of DNA and organic molecules in a long time.

sorry Noodle :(

Crushes are good but that stinks your recent encounter has ended so disappointingly, NV.

I would like to visit Hull one day and see where my family lived.

Thanks both of you.

Do you know which part of the city they came from rosemary?

ay nv

NV: I can find out. My mother's cousin took pictures when she went a few years ago. I know my great-grandfather went to I think Trinity School?

Find a way to combine crushes and olives; that may be the way through

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"Drink, Macchabees!" he wailed: "drink these noxious potions, which contain thvilest and deadliest poisons!"

Good morning!

makes your average theme bar look like weak sauce

seeing as you were quoting Rimbaud the other day is the "an oasis of horror in a desert of boredom" one of his? I remember it from 2666, could google it but can't be arsed and wanted an excuse to quote it cos it sounds dead cool.

new board descrip obv

(also it was baudelaire according to professor google)

"It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish."

I was with him until "poetry" :p

filthy limericks are poetry too iirc

I'm on orange and mango juice and soda. Too much horror and boredom for this punter. Sunny days off are great but the problem is they're great for everybody, so shade and peace seem a bit off the menu. And they're playing fucking Midge Sure while I try to read.

Nice work, spell check, you ducking dock.

You made a bandname more reasonable! Great thread for you to start! ;)

Stupid thing is I'm hurt and sad over myself, I feel like a jackass. I can fuck my brain up this much over nothing, what chance have i got of making it as an adult, ever?

I think you do alright as an adult, the weird gravities of attraction do weird things to the best.

In the interest of honesty: sometimes I am really dense and today that's good and I'm gonna drop it for good now.

lol i just came because i thought i hadn't mentioned that you should definitely come to an ILB Fap if you're around London. Then i scrolled up and saw that i had, in fact, charmingly already suggested it would be nice if you were present.

my finishing date has been officially set, as of June 1 i'll be a free and temporarily more pecunious man, so assuming i haven't succumbed to romantic mania by then i think at some point this summer it should happen

now i'm going to the pub not because i don't know what else to do with myself while i hopefully wait for a text but because i don't know what else to do with myself on a Saturday afternoon full stop. i think the second is the better thing to tell meself.

crowded slightly rowdy pubs on rainy saturday afternoons. <3

I've been having beautifully trippy reminiscent conversations with beautifully trippy reminiscent friends and drinking at a decently steady pace and it's cured so much in my soul, for now, god bless/damn it

I've been having beautifully trippy reminiscent conversations with beautifully trippy reminiscent friends and drinking at a decently steady pace and it's cured so much in my soul, for now, god bless/damn it

i guess certainty is something, eventually.

:)

There's an Eliot bit about forcing the issue to a point and I feel bad about doing it but I'm glad I did

For anybody who enjoyed Armstrong and Miller's work on Channel 4, it's absolutely pissing down

Oh my god.

People are going to get pissed on

I got pissed on but not in the good way

1969 in the sunshine

She's into golden French toast

I'm over it thank Horus

1959 in the sunshine

eyeballs dry

i just want to be in love is that such a big fucking ask?

On an unrelated note, miss you Branwell <3

just after waking up this morning found myself running thru the memories of all the people i've ever loved. weird how you can dredge memories that you'd forgotten were even there, when you apply yourself.

10 (working) days til Lift Off

whats happening there man

i have taken voluntary redundancy, i am going to spend the summer watching the World Cup and gathering my shit or possibly just casting it over a wider than usual area, leaving date is 31 May but since that's the middle of half term i effectively leave on the 25th. may join the Foreign Legion.

good man

congratulations. I hope that after the initial job-quitting high ends you don't make my mistake and succumb to The Fear, bc it always seems a foolish &tragic waste of some golden free time in hindsight

i know myself well enough i hope to know that i could make an utter balls of this, but for a brief shining period at the moment my future's more in my own hands than i think i can ever remember, and i am not afraid of taking the challenge

plus i've got no ambition to speak of so how can things possibly go wrong?

hey fortune, that enough hostages for you?

don't believe the fear! last time I quit a job I spent a month cooped up inside not spending any money feeling awful abt my life choices and failure to apply for enough jobs and then I got a job I'd applied for just before I quit and it was like I'd taken a little self-flagellation sabbatical