Blue Saturday

tom d otm u better come to an ilb fap u dick. have often thought of a hull visit and just doorstepping you for a bottle of rioja and a straw each.

hope the day is panning out and u and taylor swift are tangoing in the bogs or something.

sometimes you just have to shake it off. anyway I'm reasonably serious as soon as my exploiters pay me off we shall fap

twatted.

Getting higher than a motherfucker

Getting higher than a higher than a

salud

u liv you poeples

thr trdt is silejnge

good night, sweet prince

i read from A Season in Hell but i don't know what it's about

i thought i missed having crushes but i'm not so fucking sure about that now

the only rimbaud that really matters is played by sylvester stallone iirc

Always liked the drumming in Crass tbh

well somebody hit on me last night which was life-affirming but professionally unconscionable so i told him no

WE GET IT TAYLOR YOU DID GYM AT HIGH SCHOOL STOP MAKING ME FEEL INFLEXIBLE DAMN IT

in Tesco imagining slashing my wrists so vividly that my arms got all antsy and twitchy

some minimum-wage schlub would have to clean up after you tho, at least put a tarp down first or something

i was gonna wait til i got home man, just deciding whether to buy blades or not

i got olives instead

- Olives eliminate excess cholesterol in the blood.

- Olives control blood pressure.

- Olives are a source of dietary fibre as an alternative to fruits and vegetables.

- Olives are a great source of Vitamin E

- Olives act as an antioxidant, protecting cells

- Olives reduce the effects of degenerative diseases like Alzheimer's, benign and malignant tumours, including less serious varicose veins and cavities

- Olives help prevent blood clots that could lead to a myocardial infarction or deep vein thrombosis (DVT)

- Olives protect cell membranes against diseases like cancer

- Olives are a great protection against anaemia

- Olives enhances fertility and reproductive system

- Olives play an important role in maintaining a healthy immune system, especially during oxidative stress and chronic viral diseases

- And just in case these benefits weren’t enough, they are also a great aphrodisiac.

- Olives are nutritious and rich in mineral content as sodium, potassium, magnesium, iron, phosphorus and iodine

- Olives provide essential vitamins and amino acids.

- Olives contain oleic acid, which has beneficial properties to protect the heart.

- Olives contain polyphenols, a natural chemical that reduce oxidative stress in the brain. So by eating a daily serving of olives helps improve your memory by up to 25%.

- Just one cup of olives is a great source of iron – 4.4mg.

- Eating olives can improve the appearance of wrinkles by 20% since they contain oleic acid, which keeps skin soft and healthy.

- By eating just 10 olives before a meal, you can reduce your appetite by up to 20%. This is because the monounsaturated fatty acids contained in olives slow down the digestion process and stimulate the hormone cholecystokinin, a hormone that sends messages of fullness to the brain.

- Not only does it do that, but it also helps your body to stimulate the production of adiponectin, a chemical that burns fat for up to five hours after ingestion.

we're gonna need a bigger jar

i can offer u a bigger jar jar

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when you're sure somebody's made a drunky mistake and you do your best to give them every opportunity to graciously walk away from it and then you spend two weeks text talking because maybe they're into it but then it turns out you were a drunky mistake

I dunno, maybe it's good to be proved right. Haven't felt this much like a waste of DNA and organic molecules in a long time.

sorry Noodle :(

Crushes are good but that stinks your recent encounter has ended so disappointingly, NV.

I would like to visit Hull one day and see where my family lived.

Thanks both of you.

Do you know which part of the city they came from rosemary?

ay nv

NV: I can find out. My mother's cousin took pictures when she went a few years ago. I know my great-grandfather went to I think Trinity School?

Find a way to combine crushes and olives; that may be the way through

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5910963/the-awesomely-insane-heaven-and-hell-nightclubs-of-1800s-paris

https://io9.gizmodo.com/5910963/the-awesomely-insane-heaven-and-hell-nightclubs-of-1800s-paris

"Drink, Macchabees!" he wailed: "drink these noxious potions, which contain thvilest and deadliest poisons!"

Good morning!

makes your average theme bar look like weak sauce

seeing as you were quoting Rimbaud the other day is the "an oasis of horror in a desert of boredom" one of his? I remember it from 2666, could google it but can't be arsed and wanted an excuse to quote it cos it sounds dead cool.

new board descrip obv

(also it was baudelaire according to professor google)

"It is the hour to be drunken! to escape being the martyred slaves of time, be ceaselessly drunk. On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish."

I was with him until "poetry" :p

filthy limericks are poetry too iirc

I'm on orange and mango juice and soda. Too much horror and boredom for this punter. Sunny days off are great but the problem is they're great for everybody, so shade and peace seem a bit off the menu. And they're playing fucking Midge Sure while I try to read.

Nice work, spell check, you ducking dock.

You made a bandname more reasonable! Great thread for you to start! ;)

Stupid thing is I'm hurt and sad over myself, I feel like a jackass. I can fuck my brain up this much over nothing, what chance have i got of making it as an adult, ever?

I think you do alright as an adult, the weird gravities of attraction do weird things to the best.

In the interest of honesty: sometimes I am really dense and today that's good and I'm gonna drop it for good now.

lol i just came because i thought i hadn't mentioned that you should definitely come to an ILB Fap if you're around London. Then i scrolled up and saw that i had, in fact, charmingly already suggested it would be nice if you were present.

my finishing date has been officially set, as of June 1 i'll be a free and temporarily more pecunious man, so assuming i haven't succumbed to romantic mania by then i think at some point this summer it should happen

now i'm going to the pub not because i don't know what else to do with myself while i hopefully wait for a text but because i don't know what else to do with myself on a Saturday afternoon full stop. i think the second is the better thing to tell meself.

crowded slightly rowdy pubs on rainy saturday afternoons. <3

I've been having beautifully trippy reminiscent conversations with beautifully trippy reminiscent friends and drinking at a decently steady pace and it's cured so much in my soul, for now, god bless/damn it

I've been having beautifully trippy reminiscent conversations with beautifully trippy reminiscent friends and drinking at a decently steady pace and it's cured so much in my soul, for now, god bless/damn it

i guess certainty is something, eventually.

:)

There's an Eliot bit about forcing the issue to a point and I feel bad about doing it but I'm glad I did

For anybody who enjoyed Armstrong and Miller's work on Channel 4, it's absolutely pissing down