Blue Saturday

Whew, but it is lovely outside! My feet keep wanting to take me to a pub, I have to remind myself it’s 11am and I have plans for the evening

it looks beautiful out there. gonna float out into the blue.

also i fully love this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXGJQYZ9JA

fp fizzles soz but cmon

there is only one version of raglan rd

Hey I used to live on Raglan St

I say live

go lobby gerry rafferty son im not in

It's fucking embarrassing, I'm tucked in the back of the concrete beer garden and I don't seem able to stop crying into my rioja and I really need to stop this shit before anybody else comes out and stumbles across me

was gon' say "I could drink wine all day" but maybe I should mythbusters that shit

fp fizzles soz but cmon

I'm assuming if I can stay hid long enough to get this bottle down then that's totally what will happen

i mean i’ve got to go out for lunch with my mum now so think of the real suffering in the world.

(we get on well but DO NOT TOUCH POLITICS ALERT)

I feel you Fizzles i am truly grateful for my hapless freedom.

Talking to a guy in the late night pub this morning and suddenly he decided I was trying to buy coke off him and I wasn't but then I thought ok I like coke but then he didn't follow thru and I thought fuck it I'll go home

I really wish I had something pharmaceutical besides citalopram tho

that is maybe the best Twitter story I've ever seen tbh

Also I was thinking I will be a free man in not quite Paris in a month or so, maybe a London fap will be in orders

Huzzah! Hasn't been an ILB FAP in ages, was standing on the verge of suggesting one.

aw ill be in san fran

i say aw

How you manage disingenuous without emojis is a constant source of respect for me

In other cocaine related non-news my dear friend who's a barmaid here just told us she's spent half an hour unclogging the urinal cos it was full of empty baggies.

Human cost, kids, human cost.

Big fruit salady Pimms & lemonade, toddler in a Benny Hill hat and a couple of glasses of vino and my game face has returned, enjoying non-PC banter in the front bar now

I know this is a non-judgy space but dude wyd drinking Rioja in this heat?! At least put some coke in that shit (and I’m not talking about the white stuff)!

(I should talk, I’ll be on the real ale later which is just as unseasonal)

The bus I was just on had a tyre burst quite spectacularly, p interesting for all the passengers to suddenly be viewing the world from a quite different angle to a half-second previously.

I love tempranillo wines and rioja isn't a fave but it's the only one with them grapes tbh

Akshully it's a bit of a mindfuck cos I've always found most tempranillo wines to be fruity and light and rioja is the opposite of that really. Anyway I've spaced it out with Pimms so

tom d otm u better come to an ilb fap u dick. have often thought of a hull visit and just doorstepping you for a bottle of rioja and a straw each.

hope the day is panning out and u and taylor swift are tangoing in the bogs or something.

sometimes you just have to shake it off. anyway I'm reasonably serious as soon as my exploiters pay me off we shall fap

twatted.

Getting higher than a motherfucker

Getting higher than a higher than a

salud

u liv you poeples

thr trdt is silejnge

good night, sweet prince

i read from A Season in Hell but i don't know what it's about

i thought i missed having crushes but i'm not so fucking sure about that now

the only rimbaud that really matters is played by sylvester stallone iirc

Always liked the drumming in Crass tbh

well somebody hit on me last night which was life-affirming but professionally unconscionable so i told him no

WE GET IT TAYLOR YOU DID GYM AT HIGH SCHOOL STOP MAKING ME FEEL INFLEXIBLE DAMN IT

in Tesco imagining slashing my wrists so vividly that my arms got all antsy and twitchy

some minimum-wage schlub would have to clean up after you tho, at least put a tarp down first or something

i was gonna wait til i got home man, just deciding whether to buy blades or not

i got olives instead

- Olives eliminate excess cholesterol in the blood.

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- Olives are a source of dietary fibre as an alternative to fruits and vegetables.

- Olives are a great source of Vitamin E

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- Olives help prevent blood clots that could lead to a myocardial infarction or deep vein thrombosis (DVT)

- Olives protect cell membranes against diseases like cancer

- Olives are a great protection against anaemia

- Olives enhances fertility and reproductive system

- Olives play an important role in maintaining a healthy immune system, especially during oxidative stress and chronic viral diseases

- And just in case these benefits weren’t enough, they are also a great aphrodisiac.

- Olives are nutritious and rich in mineral content as sodium, potassium, magnesium, iron, phosphorus and iodine

- Olives provide essential vitamins and amino acids.

- Olives contain oleic acid, which has beneficial properties to protect the heart.

- Olives contain polyphenols, a natural chemical that reduce oxidative stress in the brain. So by eating a daily serving of olives helps improve your memory by up to 25%.

- Just one cup of olives is a great source of iron – 4.4mg.

- Eating olives can improve the appearance of wrinkles by 20% since they contain oleic acid, which keeps skin soft and healthy.

- By eating just 10 olives before a meal, you can reduce your appetite by up to 20%. This is because the monounsaturated fatty acids contained in olives slow down the digestion process and stimulate the hormone cholecystokinin, a hormone that sends messages of fullness to the brain.

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we're gonna need a bigger jar

i can offer u a bigger jar jar

https://www.shitpostbot.com/img/sourceimages/wario-x-jar-jar-592225bdbaf92.jpeg

when you're sure somebody's made a drunky mistake and you do your best to give them every opportunity to graciously walk away from it and then you spend two weeks text talking because maybe they're into it but then it turns out you were a drunky mistake

I dunno, maybe it's good to be proved right. Haven't felt this much like a waste of DNA and organic molecules in a long time.

sorry Noodle :(

Crushes are good but that stinks your recent encounter has ended so disappointingly, NV.

I would like to visit Hull one day and see where my family lived.

Thanks both of you.

Do you know which part of the city they came from rosemary?

ay nv