Not convinced Jim
― That’s All Folks... (Ross), Friday, 4 May 2018 17:38 (eight years ago)
Gonna relink this bc I just read it aloud to my pals https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/what-i-assume-honore-de-balzac-thought-after-drinking-each-of-his-fifty-daily-cups-of-coffee
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:30 (eight years ago)
lol i love brendan ohare
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:32 (eight years ago)
hey guys where's the coffee?
― you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:33 (eight years ago)
i like some coffee porters/stouts ok
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, May 4, 2018 10:37 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
jim otm
k-cups are vile
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:33 (eight years ago)
not as vile as flavia packets but it’s a minor gradation
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
No. 40: The bean is my father, and I am the son of the bean.
― lag∞n, Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
amen
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 03:35 (eight years ago)
Coffee beers, chocolate beers = gtfo
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 May 2018 04:08 (eight years ago)
most of my favorite stouts have some aspect of cof in them though maybe i’m wrong and bad
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 04:09 (eight years ago)
chocolate beer is almost always cloying bullshit and hardly equivalent
nm i regret this derail
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 04:10 (eight years ago)
I’m drinking coffee
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 5 May 2018 23:45 (eight years ago)
Earlier I also drank coffee
― valorous wokelord (silby), Saturday, 5 May 2018 23:46 (eight years ago)
I'm into coffee porters and stouts. And really into coffee gelatos.
― Yerac, Saturday, 5 May 2018 23:52 (eight years ago)
all great things, yerac
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 6 May 2018 03:30 (eight years ago)
I aktually have me own k cup - purple ofn color, you fill it to its fuken gills with grounds of coffee and bash it into the koyreg machines, hit the button, watch it go!! agrhrg!
still statses as of teh shite of the galaxy!
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Monday, 7 May 2018 18:16 (eight years ago)
i want to buy a new coffee maker
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:13 (eight years ago)
get a red one
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:14 (eight years ago)
get a brown one
― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:26 (eight years ago)
get a chemex
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:33 (eight years ago)
i don't think i have time for chemex in the morning, red brown or other
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:41 (eight years ago)
yes, it is time consuming
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:42 (eight years ago)
maybe a programmable one so your delicious coffee will be ready for you when you wake up?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:43 (eight years ago)
Rube Goldberg automatic Chemex contraption
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
But seriously, get the Oxo Barista Brain, it's worth it
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
i have a programmable cuisinart grind and brew and it doesn't make that great of coffee, also don't like the design. why can't the steam be separate from the grinder so it doesn't make a muddy mess in there. i was looking at barista brain.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:47 (eight years ago)
maybe if i saved up all summer long lol
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 22:52 (eight years ago)
the auto chemex exists but they are ridiculous expensive
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 22:53 (eight years ago)
https://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/store/product/chemex-reg-otto-6-cup-coffee-maker-in-black-silver/1047449343
and 6 cups is not enough for me
― forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 7 May 2018 23:01 (eight years ago)
barista brain team unite
― mh, Monday, 7 May 2018 23:31 (eight years ago)
geeze, burr grinder plus Gaggia Classic takes me literally 2 minutes to grind, pack and shoot a doppio espresso about 3/4 as good as I get in a cafe. All I have to do is flip the switch to warm the boiler 5 minutes beforehand, then I can make as many cups as I like. Clean it out every fortnight or so. I have no idea why people bother with anything else.
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 7 May 2018 23:40 (eight years ago)
don’t care for espresso
― the late great, Monday, 7 May 2018 23:52 (eight years ago)
Top it up with hot water, voilà Americano; with milk, latte or (shudder) cappuccino
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:22 (eight years ago)
don’t care for americano
cof or gtfo
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:25 (eight years ago)
i don't mind espresso but in the AM i just want a cof
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:32 (eight years ago)
what if i got a chemex and a programmable electric kettle, just pour and go, a compromise
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:34 (eight years ago)
i'm not that worried about the time to drip it's just the time to heat the water. i don't want the kettle whistling while i'm in the shower. i take long showers.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:35 (eight years ago)
was just daydreaming about sitting outside at cafe olimpico in montreal and sipping a cof
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:40 (eight years ago)
This is a bad thread to read at night. I just want a coffee now.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:41 (eight years ago)
you think that’s bad, i had the same daydream last weekend and started looking up next-day airfare to montreal
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:42 (eight years ago)
I think being a barista when i was younger ruined me for caring about whether it's espresso or coffee or an americano etc. When you end up drinking your mistakes it all just becomes a big pint glass of whatever.
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:43 (eight years ago)
I thought that was a metaphor at first
― valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:45 (eight years ago)
Ha!
― Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:46 (eight years ago)
that post had levels
― mh, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:47 (eight years ago)
new borad description pls
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:57 (eight years ago)
chemex confessions
only use it on days off and weekends - workdays i just stop by peets
tho when my workday was 12-8 pm i used it every day
― the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 00:58 (eight years ago)
it is slow as fuck
I have to admit I'd like on ethat roasts the beans using atomic radiation
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 18:34 (eight years ago)