Blue Saturday

thought about starting a thread of random whimsy then realised this is probably it

lotta boring stuff on sna these last few days

So there was Mr. Jarvis, in the second week, in this hotel with no house party at all, and no one could speak English, except himself. He was very disappointed, too, with the ski-ing. It was some distance away at Giswil. There were no ordinary length skis. There were only mini-skis, about 3 ft. long. So he did not get his ski-ing as he wanted to. In the second week he did get some longer skis for a couple of days, but then, because of the boots, his feet got rubbed and he could not continue even with the long skis. So his ski-ing holiday, from his point of view, was pretty well ruined.

There were also no Swiss cakes, just crisps and little dry nut cakes. The "yodeler" was a local man who came in work clothes and sang four or five songs quickly. The "Alphütte Bar" was empty and only open one evening.

Speed Yodelling sounds like it could be a demonstration event at the next Winter Olympics.

siiiiiiiigh antsily waiting for a text when i know the worry is really in my own head

never mind breathe deep get my head together shut up

a credo for modern existence

Can't not link this now.

Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

— The Every Single Mention Reader (@shockproofbeats) May 3, 2018

I can't top that, salute the magic.

I will say that as depression recedes and I decrease my meds every day feels like pingponging between uppers and downers.

spending the first part of the lovely sunny bank holiday weekend getting fucked up listening to different versions of On Raglan Road.

best wishes all.

jumping out of the slough without really changing the mood by listening to Don’t Stand Me Down at top volume.

considering spending the rest of the weekend on a truly savage bender just to reaffirm my place in the world

i love Don't Stand Me Down, your plan is probably better Fizz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JFwd1bk4Q

but when she says "you" i'm sing "me" also it gets faster

Whew, but it is lovely outside! My feet keep wanting to take me to a pub, I have to remind myself it’s 11am and I have plans for the evening

it looks beautiful out there. gonna float out into the blue.

also i fully love this vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXGJQYZ9JA

fp fizzles soz but cmon

there is only one version of raglan rd

Hey I used to live on Raglan St

I say live

go lobby gerry rafferty son im not in

It's fucking embarrassing, I'm tucked in the back of the concrete beer garden and I don't seem able to stop crying into my rioja and I really need to stop this shit before anybody else comes out and stumbles across me

was gon' say "I could drink wine all day" but maybe I should mythbusters that shit

fp fizzles soz but cmon

I'm assuming if I can stay hid long enough to get this bottle down then that's totally what will happen

i mean i’ve got to go out for lunch with my mum now so think of the real suffering in the world.

(we get on well but DO NOT TOUCH POLITICS ALERT)

I feel you Fizzles i am truly grateful for my hapless freedom.

Talking to a guy in the late night pub this morning and suddenly he decided I was trying to buy coke off him and I wasn't but then I thought ok I like coke but then he didn't follow thru and I thought fuck it I'll go home

I really wish I had something pharmaceutical besides citalopram tho

that is maybe the best Twitter story I've ever seen tbh

Also I was thinking I will be a free man in not quite Paris in a month or so, maybe a London fap will be in orders

Huzzah! Hasn't been an ILB FAP in ages, was standing on the verge of suggesting one.

aw ill be in san fran

i say aw

How you manage disingenuous without emojis is a constant source of respect for me

In other cocaine related non-news my dear friend who's a barmaid here just told us she's spent half an hour unclogging the urinal cos it was full of empty baggies.

Human cost, kids, human cost.

Big fruit salady Pimms & lemonade, toddler in a Benny Hill hat and a couple of glasses of vino and my game face has returned, enjoying non-PC banter in the front bar now

I know this is a non-judgy space but dude wyd drinking Rioja in this heat?! At least put some coke in that shit (and I’m not talking about the white stuff)!

(I should talk, I’ll be on the real ale later which is just as unseasonal)

The bus I was just on had a tyre burst quite spectacularly, p interesting for all the passengers to suddenly be viewing the world from a quite different angle to a half-second previously.

I love tempranillo wines and rioja isn't a fave but it's the only one with them grapes tbh

Akshully it's a bit of a mindfuck cos I've always found most tempranillo wines to be fruity and light and rioja is the opposite of that really. Anyway I've spaced it out with Pimms so

tom d otm u better come to an ilb fap u dick. have often thought of a hull visit and just doorstepping you for a bottle of rioja and a straw each.

hope the day is panning out and u and taylor swift are tangoing in the bogs or something.

sometimes you just have to shake it off. anyway I'm reasonably serious as soon as my exploiters pay me off we shall fap

twatted.

Getting higher than a motherfucker

Getting higher than a higher than a

salud

u liv you poeples

thr trdt is silejnge

good night, sweet prince

i read from A Season in Hell but i don't know what it's about

i thought i missed having crushes but i'm not so fucking sure about that now

the only rimbaud that really matters is played by sylvester stallone iirc

Always liked the drumming in Crass tbh