http://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-agrees-to-hear-new-jack-white-album-1825391171
― clemenza, Saturday, 21 April 2018 21:57 (eight years ago)
They've been doing some absolutely brutal stuff lately
https://www.theonion.com/idf-soldier-recounts-harrowing-heroic-war-story-of-kil-1826048745
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:18 (eight years ago)
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-fascinated-by-israeli-cultural-tradition-of-mass-1826014445
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:21 (eight years ago)
Sources confirmed Netanyahu concluded the solemn ceremony with a 21-gun salute fired directly into a group of Palestinian protesters.
https://www.theonion.com/netanyahu-announces-day-of-mourning-for-fence-damaged-i-1826046925
― Neil S, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 08:32 (eight years ago)
https://www.theonion.com/coffee-cultivation-merely-extends-the-system-of-coloni-1826427318
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 30 May 2018 22:34 (eight years ago)
https://www.theonion.com/try-this-filling-superfood-smoothie-to-power-you-throug-1826259036
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 31 May 2018 00:24 (eight years ago)
https://www.theonion.com/immigrant-child-still-hoping-to-achieve-american-dream-1826839711?rev=1529004587757&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_content=Main
― nickn, Friday, 15 June 2018 02:54 (seven years ago)
"Everyone in pride parade straight"https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--N7licUa4--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/ksbxzmd1di9mftehkcuy.jpg
― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 25 June 2018 16:55 (seven years ago)
still exhausting: the cycle of a media site getting acquired/starts a hiring spree, inevitably meaning a two-year countdown until people lose their jobs
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-onion-clickhole-av-club-brace-for-layoffs
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Saturday, 7 July 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)
Peter Strzok Summoned Before Congress Again For Texts Calling Trey Gowdy ‘A Pissy Little Shithead’
There are dozens more messages just like this, calling our distinguished colleague a ‘pointless fuckwad’ and a ‘moronic scumbag’ that I would like submitted for the record.”
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Friday, 13 July 2018 07:36 (seven years ago)
Have we talked about how Morrissey and Onion film critic Peter Rosenthal are slowly becoming the same person?
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)
The Rosenthal videos are fantastic
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:24 (seven years ago)
yes thy are so classic.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:37 (seven years ago)
this is great too:
The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:38 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFABajBNDJg
so good
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 14:44 (seven years ago)
https://local.theonion.com/local-dipshit-planning-on-fighting-trump-administration-1819580140
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 August 2018 14:56 (seven years ago)
lol I have actually seen quite a bit of this on local press
earnest btu futile
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:11 (seven years ago)
Morbs knows all about the pleasures of futility
― faculty w1fe (silby), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:12 (seven years ago)
as useless as tweeting against his giant wall of angry anti-tweets he will obviously never read
― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:13 (seven years ago)
I still fall back on this one. There are at least a couple people I know who sound just like this. https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/excuse-me-mr-trump-sir-but-respectfully-dr-trump-1825886973
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)
People who talk like that probably un-ironically read "X absolutely DESTROYS Trump in scathing twitter takedown" style clickbait
― Evan, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)
they follow "Occupy Democrats" or w/e on facebook and unironically repost the images
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:53 (seven years ago)
the US equivalent of The Canary!
― calzino, Thursday, 16 August 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)
The Canary has also been criticised by some political pundits on the left, such as Owen Jones, who told PR Week that the website "really promotes conspiracy theories and a lot of things that just aren't right. I worry about the Canary-isation of the left, where it ends up in a bizarre sub-culture that anyone who doesn't agree is seen as part of a conspiracy. But then you do get those blogs on left and right."
haha omg it really is
― mh, Thursday, 16 August 2018 21:31 (seven years ago)
if you posted that to the OD group they'd ask if Owen Jones was russian
This headline made me laugh pretty hard:
Biblical Scholars Find Evidence Church Covered Up For 3 Wise Men Who Molested Baby Jesus
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 16 August 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)
Enjoying medieval onion and clickhole today
https://www.theonion.com/hotshot-peasant-has-window-1828356941https://www.clickhole.com/6-ways-to-avoid-the-bubonic-plague-this-fall-1828143388
― silverfish, Friday, 17 August 2018 13:25 (seven years ago)
"It's right there in the Book of Leviticus."
https://local.theonion.com/christian-pornographer-refuses-to-film-sex-tape-for-gay-1828084176
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 26 August 2018 14:35 (seven years ago)
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-disapproval-rating-reaches-all-time-none-of-this-1828751716
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 2 September 2018 21:08 (seven years ago)
https://politics.theonion.com/chuck-schumer-relieved-he-s-never-taken-stance-meaningf-1829972180
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:38 (seven years ago)
Their coverage of the domestic terrorism stuff this past week has been of a high standard generallyhttps://politics.theonion.com/trump-slams-worldwide-jewish-conspiracy-for-not-doing-m-1830077401https://www.theonion.com/fox-friends-denounces-bombing-suspect-as-overenthus-1830074653
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:48 (seven years ago)
Oh andhttps://politics.theonion.com/man-just-knows-hillary-clinton-going-to-have-opinion-on-1829977759
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 11:50 (seven years ago)
https://local.theonion.com/pretentious-woman-refers-to-slam-piece-as-partner-1831803116
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 16 January 2019 18:46 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M4HNvkPtlg
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:07 (seven years ago)
"...a film that bravely explores the theme of mental health in affluent Asian communities"
― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:09 (seven years ago)
Liberal Feels Like Idiot For Placing Entirety Of Hopes On Mueller Probe Instead Of New York Prosecutors’ Investigation https://t.co/ZlzzG7LLF9 pic.twitter.com/ry3ClO8dFz— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 26, 2019
― Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 17:47 (seven years ago)
Tucker Carlson Challenges Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez To A Date
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 09:49 (seven years ago)
Abused 12-Year-Old Alabama Girl Doesn’t Think She Can Handle Being A Mom On Top Of Everything Else
― nonsense upon stilts (Sanpaku), Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:06 (seven years ago)
I was just coming to post this.
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 13:29 (seven years ago)
Taylor Swift Inspires Teen To Come Out As Straight Woman Needing To Be At Center Of Gay Rights Narrative
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 23 June 2019 21:27 (six years ago)
Tucker Carlson Insists Every White Supremacist In America Could Fit In Stadium But That Tickets To TuckerCon Won’t Last https://t.co/mGwgJpOeRU pic.twitter.com/uepMRRyIab— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 7, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 13:19 (six years ago)
the onion has been churning out lots of really lazy and overly wordy headlines lately. it's like they got so used to people sharing unfunny stuff and saying "not the onion!!" that they just decided any old headline would work
― Lucky Pierre Delecto (crüt), Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:02 (six years ago)
Should really post this before anyone else doeshttps://local.theonion.com/music-buff-pissed-come-josephine-in-my-flying-machine-1839170604/
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:05 (six years ago)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TsslRWdgVTI
― koogs, Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:36 (six years ago)
Miles is an idiot, the version by Billy Murray & Ada Jones is clearly superiorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFZDB6DqAnA
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:39 (six years ago)
lol I was thinking "it you" when I read that!
― calzino, Sunday, 27 October 2019 17:43 (six years ago)
Would like to imagine it was, but Jonathan Bogart worked out the piece was researched here at his bloghttps://justonesongmore.com/blog/1910This means that the song he calls "crowd-pleasing crap" is Bert Williams!
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 October 2019 18:05 (six years ago)
https://politics.theonion.com/msnbc-poll-finds-support-for-bernie-sanders-has-plummet-1839538968
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 November 2019 19:45 (six years ago)
like i said...
― esempio (crüt), Friday, 1 November 2019 23:42 (six years ago)
https://entertainment.theonion.com/frozen-2-creators-confirm-that-elsa-gay-but-also-tran-1839981134
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 November 2019 12:39 (six years ago)