"I talked with an elderly woman the other day and she mentioned Walter Cronkite and what a great anchorman he was. It was my sad duty to inform her that he was a far-left globalist who prided himself as being at the right hand of Satan."
― Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:08 (eight years ago)
holy shit, I thought you were writing as Garrison, not c&p'ing
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:11 (eight years ago)
In John McNaughton’s newest painting, Trump teaches a college student with a “Justice Warrior” textbook how to fish. pic.twitter.com/iwTWDKCc55— Jack Smith IV (@JackSmithIV) April 27, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 27 April 2018 20:42 (eight years ago)
That's amazing. I had to sell my Justice Warrior textbooks to make rent, which I regret.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 27 April 2018 21:24 (eight years ago)
Oh boy
https://grrrgraphics.com/the-thought-police/
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:04 (eight years ago)
trump doesn't like fishing because he believes it hurts the fish (which it does)
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 28 April 2018 00:31 (eight years ago)
that drawing of kanye is uncanny
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:09 (eight years ago)
I thought it was more unkanye.
― pplains, Saturday, 28 April 2018 03:18 (eight years ago)
^^ lol
https://i.imgur.com/MIsnYkl.jpg
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2018 04:00 (eight years ago)
bernie's socialist jobs program will provide support for both industrial and agricultural workers. a good cartoon.
― noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 28 April 2018 05:19 (eight years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202018-05-06%20at%208.39.43%20AM_zpsyphbjhgq.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcusGI8WEAEzQET.jpg
― omar little, Sunday, 6 May 2018 15:55 (eight years ago)
I think Ben sorta missed the point of The Wizard of Oz pic.twitter.com/i0BoKd5Z9r— Female Body IRespectHer (@NormsRespecter) May 24, 2018
https://grrrgraphics.com/the-wizard-of-twitter/
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 25 May 2018 22:18 (eight years ago)
SMART!
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:04 (eight years ago)
of for fuck's sake
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 May 2018 01:18 (eight years ago)
CAPITALISM >
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfFv960XcAAM3M7.jpg:large
― Neil S, Thursday, 7 June 2018 12:55 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/BfESits.png
ftfy brango yw
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:28 (eight years ago)
idgi, though I did first check to see whether the hand was smaller.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:56 (eight years ago)
lol i wish i had thought of that too tbh. my change was more about where they're going.
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:29 (eight years ago)
! Applause 4 U
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:41 (eight years ago)
I can't see a difference between the two - should I?
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 7 June 2018 15:01 (eight years ago)
Cliff-edge now visible in frame
― Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 7 June 2018 16:44 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/BmydN60.jpg
admirable restraint shown on the nose, good work Ben
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:14 (eight years ago)
even for Ben Garrison "DEAD LIVES MATTER" is some next level shit
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:21 (eight years ago)
I still don't think he's serious.
― he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:47 (eight years ago)
lol wow.
is that George Michael?
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:53 (eight years ago)
What's worse than ♪♪FREE STUFF♪♪?
GAY ♪♪FREE STUFF♪♪!
― he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 7 June 2018 22:42 (eight years ago)
I have to give Garrison a little bit of credit- his caricature is usually so abysmal that he has to label everyone. That's recognizably Bernie, so uh, good job Ben?
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 June 2018 15:52 (eight years ago)
In danger of alienating some of his core fans here-
https://i.imgur.com/Y31qKTG.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)
atheism - the silent killer
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:38 (eight years ago)
"Died Resisting"
hmmmmm
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:50 (eight years ago)
DEAD
DIED
VENEZUELA DEAD
― A Warning to the Karius (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:06 (eight years ago)
lmaooo
I posted this Garrison parody on FB and an elderly Japanese acquaintance appreciated all the helpful English labels pic.twitter.com/jB7EJure1M— Alex Forrest 🚉 (@380kmh) June 5, 2018
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:29 (eight years ago)
https://grrrgraphics.com/the-it-will-make-heads-explode-prize/
https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/trump_nobel_prize.jpg
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 16 June 2018 04:34 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/7EfP5yB.jpg
― my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:10 (eight years ago)
it's only because I spent too long wondering why George W Bush was smoking dope there that I was able to figure out it was meant to be Bill Maher
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Saturday, 16 June 2018 14:46 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/35350360_10155581070586381_7335227421949427712_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=045532409bc8c125ee1243fdc66ee850&oe=5BA05585
― omar little, Saturday, 16 June 2018 15:36 (eight years ago)
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, June 16, 2018 5:34 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Why are Richard Dawkins and Paul McCartney so upset?
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:02 (eight years ago)
that garrison cartoon is the very embodiment of libtears politics
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:07 (eight years ago)
the nobel prize one is...not wrong
― gbx, Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:34 (eight years ago)
my eyebrows are a birdyour eyebrows run away
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 16 June 2018 17:48 (eight years ago)
Check the related essay on the Nobel prize one
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 16 June 2018 18:45 (eight years ago)
says 2016 so maybe it's been posted on a previous thread but god DAMN
http://martianmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/one-weird-trick.png
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:41 (eight years ago)
Police with their guns already drawn, confronted by several black men armed with: 1) a burning torch, 2) a set of brass knuckles, and 3) a stick, plus one unarmed black man, but the police are talking as if they are totally about to die? Weirdly realistic.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)
From May:
http://martianmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/respawning-history.png
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 17 June 2018 23:48 (eight years ago)
imo, rightwing cartoons that are full-on alt-right/4-chan neo-nazi like this guy are not really 'batshit', I think to qualify as batshit the cartoon has to be inadvertently giving away more than the cartoonist intended? (Ben Garrison uses alt-right tropes but doesn't really understand them because he's a clueless boomer and is therefore batshit)
― soref, Monday, 18 June 2018 07:02 (eight years ago)
yeah that's not batshit, that's just repellent
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 18 June 2018 07:48 (eight years ago)
Yeah, the Martian Mag dude is just straight Nazi; even has his own character in a Groyper pose for a Twitter pic
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2018 19:19 (eight years ago)
Ok but the dude getting his ass kicked is literally wearing a Nazi uniform pic.twitter.com/ujcLxo8dV4— society liver (@NormsRespecter) June 19, 2018
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)
lol
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:31 (eight years ago)
that's too good.
also love the circa '67 Berkeley flower child wielding the "love" sign. these guys' conception of "the Left" really hasn't changed in 40 years.
― constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:35 (eight years ago)