'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

hurray for the Emirates! long live football!

periscope of vincent kompany quietly texting ppl in a man utd fan's living room, a moment for the ages

happy 2nd place, Nick ;)

(actually, how many points behind are Pool?)

1

but Utd have a game in hand

jeez Nick that sucks, sorry for your suffering

also sorry you were in A&E yesterday

also Happy Yesterday!

^that's what I was trying to say

begrudging lols

already looking forward to the same sort of treatment from wolves next season, wba have been a bit of a bogey side for us, we need someone to take their place

Enter Cardiff

i've got me hopes set a bit higher than emulating West Brom

Sorry waiter, i've asked ur colleague but maybe she's busy, could i have a pitcher of imago tears pls?

That one post I'm allowed per year about PSV here. We're champions after beating Ajax' ass 3-0 at home today :D

Well that was the most underwhelming title clincher of all time.

Weird combination of fear, embarrassment and resignation on Rodriguez's face as he celebrated at the final whistle.

he's had some decent form. imago will be fascinated to learn he has as many fantasy football points as gabriel jesus for barely over half the cost

get stuck into my nino de elche thread and you can post about ff all you like m8

congrats to LBI

sorry, ilx, congratulation to LBI

Thanks! First good news in forever tbh. And may I congratulate yourself with your well-deserved promotion? I think I may.

Well that was the most underwhelming title clincher of all time.

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i looked away for five minutes and this thing is 1-1 now? wuh?

Soft Brighton penalty thirty seconds after soft Spurs goal.

This is worrying though. Chelsea can cut the lead down to five points.

great to see how little depth there is to the spurs squad

excruciating viewing, nothing coming together, spurs passing game leaves a lot to be desired. lamela has no end product. aurier reminiscent of walker in his athleticism and tendency for reckless moments to cost the team points

there's not quite going to be morris dancing in the lanes of falmer tonight but that's a pretty decent point for bha

They have a pretty gruelling run-out, other than Man City turning up pissed or/and another no show from Man Utd, this might be Brighton's last point of the season.

true but either southampton need at least 8 points form their last few games or stoke probably need 9 points from 4 matches for brighton to sink into the bottom three

This is worrying though. Chelsea can cut the lead down to five points.

― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, April 17, 2018 8:14 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ur remaining fixtures literally couldn't have been chosen better for u tho

watford
wba
newcastle
leicester

sure newcastle are kind of a bogey team but

xxp
I don't either Southampton or Stoke will get anything more than 4 or 5 points out of those last games, but you never know!

west ham have got a pretty harsh run out btw:

arsenal a
man city h
leicester a
man utd h
everton h

can't see them losing the last one tbh but otoh wouldn't it be teh lolz to see utd and then everton send the moyes man down?

this is for noodle vague, my two cousins were interviewed on their local bbc news looking like a couple of rabbits in the headlights:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhoce1yFv6U/

Hereford champions with 100+ points for the third year in a row! (Admittedly in leagues where most of the other teams have grounds 10% the size of Edgar Street)

Will be interesting if we're in the National League North next season, as we'd be playing with Kidderminster Harriers, Stockport County, York City, Boston United, Telford United, Chester and FC United of Manchester!

Congrats to the Bulls once again. Exciting times.

congrats! trust aldo is sinking various craft beers rn

also a good night for my lot AND tim's lot

"FC United of Manchester"

Lol! I can't even be arsed getting on my high horse about ppl posting fucking made up teams to ILX any more. That's what the Prem does to yah! congrats Aldo and mfktz!

FC United of Manchester are just a weird thing to exist in general

and then you have Salford city who are also pretty much a vaguely hobbyist Man U surrogate at this point. Can understand the disgust at the glazers etc but eh modern football and they’re hardly the worst of it

either #0 or NBS posted quite a lot about FCUM until I basically bullied them into silence

wonder if they still follow them on the sly though

I'm deliberately going to go to a FCUM game next time I'm in Manc just to troll you lj

and Dulwich Hamlet if I'm ever in the great wen again

have softened a bit on them, they've had it rough

I doubt i've ever posted about FCUM

lol at the idea of you bullying me into silence though

yeah it was NBS and we pretty much hashed it out this time two years ago

Tim spoke eloquently about why they weren't a force for evil really i mean idec now it's fine

I can remember that now. I was probably being an obnoxious prick and got bollocked by Tim for pushing too hard on this "support your local club" canard. Apologies NBS, but I still genuinely hope nothing but the worst on FCUM!

FCUM were one of our earliest patron clubs when we reformed so I have a bit of a soft spot for them regardless.

Anyway, hasn't sunk in blah blah blah. Maybe our worst performance of the season, 1-0 from the spot against a club with no goalkeeper but they all count.

It's going to be strange playing in 'proper' football grounds every week but I'll miss the lower league awaydays. Whether we go north or south will be determined by who goes down and who comes up through the playoffs. North definitely is the harder league.

One of the forgotten stats is that 2 out of the three seasons 100+ points hasn't been enough to get you promoted with us. This year Slough are the only side in the playoffs that can't get to 100 (but it is 99 so ymmv).