Things You Just Don't Care About

Trump investigation. I'd wager the balance in my current account ($39 Canadian) that he's still prez at the close of this year

The Saxe-Coburg-Diana brats and their copulation and wedding arrangements with other self-important spoilt rich brats. Celebzz in short.

I ned a thing for when i experience a thing and go from “caring curious” to officially “not caring,” but it’s merely a bullshit facade to disguise that i’m actually hostile to some of the hot takes and it’s safer to just go “ah, fuck it, really ‘idgaf, everyone’”?

It passive-ijdgaf.

“I don’t care for it and find it grating to hear about this much” still allows your interlocutor some dignity for caring about it

I think you’re right, mine is maybe more “pass-ag idgaf.”

lmao @ "caring curious"

that is excellent. gonna use that from now on, thx

There are lots of things one doesn't care about, but it's unremarkable that one doesn't care about them. Obscure lichens. Long-vanished minor-league hockey teams. Extinct rice varieties. Rainfall in uninhabited districts of Mongolia. Unpublished short stories by adolescent New England prep-school males 1983-87.

One only mentions something here if it's not enough to establish that you don't care about it - you want to make some kind of statement vis-a-vis people who DO care about the thing.

It’s about knowing when to care or not to care

whether Trump or Pence is president

there's just no way to know

those short stories about drama at jfa shows in new haven were not gonna write themselves u know. Xp

most of those things sound interesting tbph

Especially obscure lichens

Mark Zuckerberg.

... especially obscure lichens are more interesting.

yeah i was gonna say everything bar the short stories sounded good

ilxors be likin' lichen

obscure knowledgey things are more worth caring about than vastly overstocked opinions

No one itt is actually providing evidence of a passion for obscure lichens or Mongolian precipitation levels tbf.

Mark Zuckerberg's high chair / booster seat in particular. who gives a fuck

up to 80% off hot tubs and swim spas

i just don't care

the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, April 2, 2018 5:53 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

weird. i thought Jeff Goldblum was being Ted Dansoned

Definitely Murray imo, in the sense of "..this middle-aged actor's antics would be weird/creepy if it was anyone else, but it's ok because it's Jeff (or Bill)"

I have no clue when Jeff Goldblum became so foxy.

Coachella

Good one.

Yerac, ikr?

I am looking at pics now and yep, so much more attractive now than when he was circa The Fly/Earthgirls are Easy/Jurassic Park.

Important Q: where does he sit within the Chive pantheon?

the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum

Isn't this the plot of Life Aquatic?

I feel like I've read lots of remarks recently too about how he's the one white man that most black people love.

GIS'ing Goldblum by year, it looks like he let his hair go grey around 2010-11. I think that makes a big difference.

I like his little slight of hand tricks in Nashville

Rewatched what about bob and man has that not aged well. Murray’s insufferable in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk

the Commonwealth Games

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Prince Philips hip.

That's you and the Queen agreed on something then.

Had no idea he was so with it.

i care about prince philip's hip in the sense that i hope it kills him

email battles between people who write about music

i know it is rich to characterize one of the people involved as someone "who writes about music" but again i don't care

i'm thinking....i don't care enough to ask more about this.

so i'm in the right place.

Hamilton. Everyone in Cleveland can talk about nothing except whether they were or were not able to get Hamilton tickets today.

perfect xp

Battles about music are so dumb - it’s like arguing about your favourite colour or soda flavour - subjective to how music hits your ear

otm except for my favorite music which is the best and yours that sucks

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