The Lysergic Acid Diethylamidiotic Joe Biden & Sarah Palin VP Presidential Debate thread in the 2 zero zero 8 (2008 party over oops)

I should have blamed Alfred for the "ignore her" argument.

i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.
i have faith in biden not flicking his tongue between his fingers at Palin.

It's the dog that makes the shirt.

"best" = dumb, irritating, deeply unfunny?

you didn't know jw finds racism funny?

you wear a Phish hat

less Phish more Big Dogs

holy fuck that shirt is cracking me up

if Biden wore that tomorrow night, I'd marry him

biden just has to come across as smart and engaging and substantive

.333 ain't bad.

Don't be sad.

you wear a Phish hat

no i wear a fish hat

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2008-10-01-2903921607_1154fbcacb.jpg

THIS ONE TIME, AT DEBATE CAMP

i've been in that dude's house

Only anti-semitism

Hope springs eternal:

Rich (Lowry):

I'm listening to Sarah Palin on Hannity right now and I've never heard her sound more sure and in command. Tomorrow just might turn out to me a nice surprise...

Does it sound anything like this?

http://www.palinparrot.com/?question=Are+you+crazy%3F

DIY Palin Interview Generator

I think Gov. Palin is an amazing women. I am so over hearing about how scared she is during interviews and how little she knows about certain issues. I think most people would be a little nervous if Katie Couric was asking the same questions over and over. I also would like to say, cover someone''s eyes and ask them what shirt they have on. Chances are, they will stumble and have a hard time remembering. So what if she did''t NAME a specific news source. Sarah Palin BELIEVES what she believes. She KNOWS what she knows. She may not know EVERYTHING but I think she''s intelligent enough to catch up pretty quick. She is non-judgemental. It''s obvious. She''s real. Thats more than I can say for most people, people NOT trying to get your vote. Give her a break.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/pew/20081002/ts_pew/37readyondayone

At what time is this thing on tonight? And does anybody know an interweb stream of it or similar? Am seriously considering staying or getting up to watch it...

i believe it's 2am london time

T, I'm not sure whether DPM should take the form of bullshit BINGO or the standard key phrases chugger special.

i think BOTH! somehow. email me your contendahs

http://www.hollywood-newsroom.com/news/entertainment-value-huge-for-sarah-palin-joe-biden-debate/

“A lot of people are anticipating this to be almost a ‘Saturday Night Live’ live,” said Tammy Vigil, an assistant professor of communications at Boston University and a co-author of the upcoming book, “The Third Agenda in U.S. Presidential Debates.” “The entertainment value on this debate is going to be huge.”

Heavy on the sarcasm but even so:

Fresh evidence tonight that the brilliant McCain campaign strategy to lock away the political effervescence of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to stoke overconfidence among the nation's Democrats and set the stage for yet another improbable Arizona comeback is working exactly as planned.

And oh, the comments.

i'm already getting nervous, guys!!

Don't be.

cover someone''s eyes and ask them what shirt they have on. Chances are, they will stumble and have a hard time remembering.

wow the average American must be even stupider than I thought

(Trust me, goole -- it's not GREAT satire but read through the whole thing, then read the comments.)

Okay these people are actually dumber than the folks making Youtube comments.

http://www.latimes.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2007-06/30306866.jpg

Andrew Malcolm's immigrant parents repeatedly stressed the importance of active participation in a democracy. Early lessons included learning the alphabetical list of states by watching televised roll calls of national political conventions. That childhood exposure led to a lifelong fascination with politics, including 40-plus years of covering them and a brief stint practicing them as press secretary to Laura Bush in 1999-2000.

Okay these people are actually dumber than the folks making Youtube comments.

Is that even possible?

Beneath every cellar is a potential for further development.

LA local news was doing their spot on the debate, but then...

"in more breaking news at this hour, there are reports of a puppy on the loose on the 5"

traffic > election, LOL

sorry
Traffic > debate, though this could throw the final KO to the election

JOE BIDEN WILL SAVE THAT PUPPY

HE WILL DO IT WITH HIS BARE HANDS, NOT SHOOT IT WITH A TRANQ GUN FROM A HELICOPTER LIKE SOME GOVERNORS WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS

Obama phones in about puppy, McCain rushes to the 5

WHEN HE IS DONE SAVING THE PUPPY HE WILL TAKE THE TRAIN BACK TO DELAWARE TO SEE HIS FAMILY AND, IF THE PUPPY IS UNCLAIMED, HE WILL LET HIS GRANDCHILDREN PLAY WITH THE PUPPY, GENTLY

why are you yelling?

a puppy loose in the presidential race

are there any bars in nyc that are going to be playing this tonight

No, none.

nabisco + puppy humor is one of the things i'll most remember about 08

how feverishly is palin praying with thomas muthy right now?

hai guyz how do i get to huntington beach
i wunt to go hunting

LORD MAKE AH WAY, LORD MAKE AH WAY

I really hope Palin brings the lolz tonight, this is my evening's entertainment.

obama's dad is a wizard, pass it on

http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/02/mccain-says-obama-lead-growing-because-life-isnt-fair/

LIFE ISNT FAIIIIIRR

Wow, crybaby stage already.