Ant
― We're comin' to your town, we'll party down, we're a Kobaian band (Matt #2), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 19:57 (eight years ago)
apu, the simpsons, what the simpsons has to say about apu
― marcos, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 15:04 (eight years ago)
Fleetwood Mac and who is or isn't a member
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 15:15 (eight years ago)
when funny dude late night hosts get emotional about serious topics.
― omar little, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:23 (eight years ago)
i don't care who led zep stole from or what they stole. led zep rule! #bonzo4ever
― scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:28 (eight years ago)
^^^^^^^
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:30 (eight years ago)
omar & scott extremely OTM
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)
spy's, and their poisonings
― In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:57 (eight years ago)
Trump investigation. I'd wager the balance in my current account ($39 Canadian) that he's still prez at the close of this year
― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:06 (eight years ago)
The Saxe-Coburg-Diana brats and their copulation and wedding arrangements with other self-important spoilt rich brats. Celebzz in short.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:27 (eight years ago)
I ned a thing for when i experience a thing and go from “caring curious” to officially “not caring,” but it’s merely a bullshit facade to disguise that i’m actually hostile to some of the hot takes and it’s safer to just go “ah, fuck it, really ‘idgaf, everyone’”?It passive-ijdgaf.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 23:55 (eight years ago)
“I don’t care for it and find it grating to hear about this much” still allows your interlocutor some dignity for caring about it
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:02 (eight years ago)
I think you’re right, mine is maybe more “pass-ag idgaf.”
― Hunt3r, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:09 (eight years ago)
lmao @ "caring curious"
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 01:33 (eight years ago)
that is excellent. gonna use that from now on, thx
There are lots of things one doesn't care about, but it's unremarkable that one doesn't care about them. Obscure lichens. Long-vanished minor-league hockey teams. Extinct rice varieties. Rainfall in uninhabited districts of Mongolia. Unpublished short stories by adolescent New England prep-school males 1983-87.
One only mentions something here if it's not enough to establish that you don't care about it - you want to make some kind of statement vis-a-vis people who DO care about the thing.
― like hell, but with more ketchup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:15 (eight years ago)
It’s about knowing when to care or not to care
― Droni Mitchell (Ross), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:18 (eight years ago)
whether Trump or Pence is president
there's just no way to know
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:24 (eight years ago)
those short stories about drama at jfa shows in new haven were not gonna write themselves u know. Xp
― Hunt3r, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:24 (eight years ago)
most of those things sound interesting tbph
― Mordy, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 03:04 (eight years ago)
Especially obscure lichens
― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 03:34 (eight years ago)
Mark Zuckerberg.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 09:13 (eight years ago)
... especially obscure lichens are more interesting.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 09:14 (eight years ago)
yeah i was gonna say everything bar the short stories sounded good
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:50 (eight years ago)
ilxors be likin' lichen
― like hell, but with more ketchup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 12:25 (eight years ago)
obscure knowledgey things are more worth caring about than vastly overstocked opinions
― vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:08 (eight years ago)
No one itt is actually providing evidence of a passion for obscure lichens or Mongolian precipitation levels tbf.
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:20 (eight years ago)
Mark Zuckerberg's high chair / booster seat in particular. who gives a fuck
― Dan I., Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:32 (eight years ago)
up to 80% off hot tubs and swim spas
i just don't care
― brimstead, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)
the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, April 2, 2018 5:53 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
weird. i thought Jeff Goldblum was being Ted Dansoned
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:40 (eight years ago)
Definitely Murray imo, in the sense of "..this middle-aged actor's antics would be weird/creepy if it was anyone else, but it's ok because it's Jeff (or Bill)"
― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:47 (eight years ago)
I have no clue when Jeff Goldblum became so foxy.
― Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:47 (eight years ago)
Coachella
― ed.b, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:06 (eight years ago)
Good one.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:09 (eight years ago)
Yerac, ikr?
― Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:16 (eight years ago)
I am looking at pics now and yep, so much more attractive now than when he was circa The Fly/Earthgirls are Easy/Jurassic Park.
― Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:20 (eight years ago)
Important Q: where does he sit within the Chive pantheon?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)
Isn't this the plot of Life Aquatic?
― jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:25 (eight years ago)
I feel like I've read lots of remarks recently too about how he's the one white man that most black people love.
― Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:26 (eight years ago)
GIS'ing Goldblum by year, it looks like he let his hair go grey around 2010-11. I think that makes a big difference.
― jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:29 (eight years ago)
I like his little slight of hand tricks in Nashville
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:44 (eight years ago)
Rewatched what about bob and man has that not aged well. Murray’s insufferable in it
― Droni Mitchell (Ross), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:51 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk
― had (crüt), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:29 (eight years ago)
the Commonwealth Games
― you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 April 2018 08:07 (eight years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 13 April 2018 10:34 (eight years ago)
Prince Philips hip.
― mark e, Friday, 13 April 2018 11:30 (eight years ago)
That's you and the Queen agreed on something then.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:36 (eight years ago)
Had no idea he was so with it.
― pplains, Friday, 13 April 2018 12:03 (eight years ago)
i care about prince philip's hip in the sense that i hope it kills him
― #TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 12:05 (eight years ago)
email battles between people who write about music
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 13 April 2018 15:27 (eight years ago)