the Trump experience stuck with her
ew, sticky
― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 April 2018 20:36 (six years ago) link
Having sex with Donald Trump doesn't seem like something you'd forget about.
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 April 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link
nor like something you'd try to remember
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 2 April 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link
Idk i mean if u get gored in the running of the bulls, you wanna forget but the memory won't die
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 April 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link
I think that if you have sex with people for a living, who you had sex with becomes a pretty common conversation piece.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 April 2018 21:22 (six years ago) link
And I'm sure that if it had happened to you, one of your go-to anecdotes would become that time when you were on the receiving end of frottage by a squamous walrus. It's a helluva yarn to have in your arsenal.
― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Monday, 2 April 2018 21:27 (six years ago) link
helluva yam etc
― micah, Monday, 2 April 2018 21:33 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tzEdz38.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 April 2018 21:45 (six years ago) link
thankyou
― micah, Monday, 2 April 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link
lolsometimes it feels good to puke
― Karl Malone, Monday, 2 April 2018 22:18 (six years ago) link
cable chyron: CHRISTIE SOUNDS ETHICS ALARM
lolololol
― DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 2 April 2018 22:26 (six years ago) link
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/us/teacher-strikes-oklahoma-kentucky.html#click=https://t.co/dMvpspUHzp
― Simon H., Monday, 2 April 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link
My eyebrow, it is arched.
President Trump has joined his lawyer's request to force @StormyDaniels into arbitration. pic.twitter.com/U80cK37tYJ— Brad Heath (@bradheath) April 2, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2018 23:37 (six years ago) link
This is a curious maneuver if the president is not actually a party to what Ms. Clifford has called the "hush agreement."— Brad Heath (@bradheath) April 2, 2018
Avenatti's on it:
And the Declaration Mr. Cohen just filed is more interesting for what it DOES NOT state - it does not state that he never discussed the agreement with DJT, that DJT did not know about the agreement, or that DJT did not ultimately pay the 30k (all issues DJT is also silent on).— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) April 2, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link
Problems, problems.
Trump preparing to launch a war on Amazon. Advisers urging him to open tax investigations and cancel Amazon’s federal contracts. My latest:https://t.co/YTPCKg06KI— Gabriel Sherman (@gabrielsherman) April 2, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2018 23:50 (six years ago) link
Unsurprisingly, Mariotti thread on that new filing:
THREAD: What does the motion by Trump lawyer Michael Cohen's company to compel @StormyDaniels to privately arbitrate her lawsuit mean for her case? https://t.co/Gumj0rScL3— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) April 2, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2018 23:53 (six years ago) link
How many Trump properties could Bezos just buy outright, if the mood struck him? All of them? Even if Trump wouldn't sell, the ability to make a credible bid would be a serious humiliation.
― grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:15 (six years ago) link
^this would amuse me, and it gets to a troubling thought that i had earlier today, which is that all of this is going to somehow make jeff bezos appealing to people just because he's in opposition to our racist dickhead president
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:18 (six years ago) link
i cheer for the megabillionaire corporate overlord to overthrow my racist billionaire president overlord, in a state where my vote for governor this fall will come down to a billionaire republican vs a billionaire democrat
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:19 (six years ago) link
otm
― sleeve, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
Maybe Bezos will flee to London where he will die mysteriously
― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link
KM otm. Fuck Bezos but fuck the reason Trump is pursuing this Nixonian vendetta even more.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:33 (six years ago) link
I want to cheer for a guy who isn't a megabillionaire but could count on the money of several of them in taking on the fake billionaire fake president. Too bad there's probably no chance he'll run, in part because no one (except a whole lot of famous people) knows who he is.
― Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 00:55 (six years ago) link
looks like mocking him in thread title hasn't sent the shitbird to hell
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link
Moo has abundant self-confidence, the justification for which he alone understands.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link
These teacher strikes are truly inspiring to me. First West Virginia, now Oklahoma and Kentucky, perhaps Arizona next. I almost bumped an old "strike!" thread to talk about the teacher stuff, assuming there's a way to talk about it outside of the broader political context. But you've got to figure, depending how they all pan out, that they'll further help galvanize voting and voter turnout in November, right? Following Kansas throwing in the cut-cut-cut! budget towel last year, these seem like red state citizens finally calling bullshit and fighting back. I wonder (and maybe we'll see) if it really has been a matter of democrats or otherwise not republicans just being fatalistic and assuming This Is How It Is, and forgetting that West Virginia, Oklahoma, etc. were not always default red states, and that grassroots mobilization can make a difference in the face of complacency, whether putting your foot down over cuts to important programs or actually running candidates in races you assumed you couldn't win.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 02:05 (six years ago) link
Me too. Not clear to me what it “means” other than if you shit on ppl long enough materially and philosophically, they do react.
― Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 02:20 (six years ago) link
NEW: George Papadopoulos reportedly incriminated Atty General Sessions, telling a guy in a Chicago bar “Sessions encouraged me” to find out anything he could about the Russia-hacked Hillary Clinton emails mentioned by Malta Prof Mifsud. #Maddow @JuddLegum https://t.co/JuGvNwNYsF pic.twitter.com/wC07SeuLhV— Paula Chertok🗽 (@PaulaChertok) April 3, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link
Trump tweeted "caravan" like 3 times today, did he learn a new word or something
― frogbs, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link
he's a character in Pontypool
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 03:49 (six years ago) link
late ballot for van the man poll
― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 03:59 (six years ago) link
Trump tweeted "caravan" like 3 times today, did he learn a new word or something― frogbs, Monday, April 2, 2018 8:43 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
― frogbs, Monday, April 2, 2018 8:43 PM (nineteen minutes ago)
It's sponsored content from Dodge.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:06 (six years ago) link
sorry, just one more shot before i go to bed. suitable for framing!
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29597958_10215901498356288_2275511085449333159_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=68145206cf9015b6b1b8d4d49553fbed&oe=5B6A3A41
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link
so much joy on their faces for the children...
Did someone edit his teeth in that one?
― Evan, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link
Meantime, to know what's behind the blacked-out parts...
In response to Manafort's claim that Mueller is acting outside his authority, Justice Department reveals existence of previously classified extended authorization for specific crimes to be investigated by Mueller's team https://t.co/z9bdR2SfWo pic.twitter.com/PX7skxvxKD— Pwn All The Things (@pwnallthethings) April 3, 2018
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 04:36 (six years ago) link
How many Trump properties could Bezos just buy outright
[All of them](https://www.forbes.com/donald-trump/#6aa62b642899), in cash, [about 36 times over](https://www.forbes.com/sites/cartercoudriet/2018/03/08/jeff-bezos-nearly-40-billion-net-worth-jump-is-the-biggest-increase-this-century/#48c6edf221f7).
― #DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 06:19 (six years ago) link
dammit: All of them, in cash, about 36 times over.
― #DeleteFacebook (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 06:20 (six years ago) link
the idea of trump getting in cash whatever hyperinflated value is attached to all his holdings is sickening, but on the other hand jeff bezos getting ripped off for that much would be mildly cool
― explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 11:45 (six years ago) link
whoever wins... we lose
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link
i'd be okay with a trump/bezos knife fight to the death tho
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 11:48 (six years ago) link
good mourning!
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link
apparently during that easter bunny shot he was blabbing on and on about how we were going to have a much bigger, better military
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:19 (six years ago) link
it's what jesus would have wanted
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:20 (six years ago) link
It's so cool to have a president who can't even pretend to be a normal human being.
― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:22 (six years ago) link
love it when the easter bunny appears more presidential than the man currently occupying the oval office
― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link
Am I wrong, or is there a passage in Revelations that basically describes the tableau in that photograph?
― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:25 (six years ago) link
ah yes here we go, video if you can stomach it
he's saying this next to the Easter Bunny https://t.co/DVmgHZAJ0N— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 2, 2018
― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link
"'Frottage' by Squamous Walrus," sounds like a lost 1960s experimental acid jam, thanks Old Lunch
― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link
I know I've said it before, but although a Democratic House might move ahead with articles of impeachment in 2019 over perjury and obstruction charges, the Senate Republicans wouldn't vote to convict in sufficient numbers to remove Trump unless there's evidence of much worse crimes added to perjury and obstruction. Also, an impeachment inquiry would suck all the air out of the Congress and D.C., so that nothing else would get done.
I suspect we're all stuck with this goon for the full term of office, even if the foundations of the nation crumble around his feet.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:34 (six years ago) link
I never thought we wouldn't he unless he choked on a burnt umber piece of KFC horseflesh
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:36 (six years ago) link
My prayers haven't been answered and yet I persist.
― a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link
If Mueller can get firm evidence for massive Trump Organization criminal activity, we might see more daylight open up between Trump and the Republicans in Congress in a hurry.
― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link
nah
who would be left to vote for the republicans in congress if they abandon trump?
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:45 (six years ago) link
if Trump had sex with a goat on camera, they'd call him a zoologist.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link
this is pretty funny
Ben Shapiro offends himself with a Michelle Wolf joke he wrote. @michelleisawolf @benshapiro pic.twitter.com/tYpl5giRTr— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) May 1, 2018
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
US Politics, May 2018: How Broke Is He?
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 09:14 (six years ago) link
alright let's go fuck up this month
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link