Your 2020 Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread

Maybe instead of writing nine long-winded paragraph, you could've just written an Animaniacs-style song about how old each president was.

Yes. Had the vote been properly counted, Gore would have "won the electoral college" as well as the popular vote.

I will never ever tire of seeing this.

ok iirc howard stern lives inside of flappy bird's brain let's not get it twisted

― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 4:20 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i keep him on the porch now

lots of things are going to come into play in 2020 that will be different, i think most obvious being that I can't imagine many Dem candidates if any having the same baggage via reputation and years of whispers about fake crimes that Hillary did

― omar little, Tuesday, March 27, 2018 6:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"years of whispers" (i.e. bullshit), ok, but otherwise this is potentially naive - some anticipate that something will be trumped up against any prospective nominee, quite possibly with falsified evidence.

― Moo Vaughn, Wednesday, March 28, 2018 5:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2018/03/what-we-can-learn-about-the-ludicrous-kirsten-gill.html

See what I mean?

ah yes, paste magazine, beloved political commentary journal

I didn't realize paste was doing non music until earlier this week when I read them getting slammed for not paying writers. fuck a paste.

paste has been a lesser jacobin for a few years now

That’s the joint where Imani Gandy took a huge personal beefshit on Walker Bragman for writing for and I couldn’t figure out which one of them was punching down

I see. No right-wingers have started a whisper campaign about Kirsten Gillibrand (as was obviously inevitable), because one of the many responses pointing out that it was bullshit (and one of the two or three most prominent among google-pushed news search results for Gillibrand today, which also include beloved political commentary journal WaPo - https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2018/03/29/fake-kirsten-gillibrand-flap-reveals-double-standard-in-our-politics/) was published by a source I've previously called out, got it.

stfu

stfu

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, March 30, 2018 7:18 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for the update, Brad. I had no idea, I still think of it as a paper magazine that seemed to sell middling rock/indie/folk acts to white dudes in their 30s

I still think of it as a paper magazine that seemed to sell middling rock/indie/folk acts to white dudes in their 30s

Get u a mag who can do both

https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/30/politics/eric-holder-2020-decision-next-year/index.html?sr=twCNN033018eric-holder-2020-decision-next-year0823PMStory

when was the last competitive mustachioed candidate

Thomas E. Dewey, GOP presidential nominee, 1944 and 1948.

As for elected national politicians, Charles Curtis, VP from 1929-1933 and Thomas R. Marshall, VP from 1913-1921

The last fully bearded presidential nominee was Charles E. Hughes, GOP nominee in 1916.

http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/1988/1101880411_400.jpg

Jesse!

https://i.imgur.com/rKyfpla.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbdXSrM0m9w

2012 was such a good GOP primary. Everybody had the lead for two weeks.

i remember newt being like "oh i'm going to be the no-minee" and he kept repeating that and emphasizing the first syllable of "nominee" for some reason

I was pumping gas last night and a guy at an adjacent pump asked me "so who ya voting for? newt?" I was kind of dumbstruck as to why anyone would ask a complete stranger who they're voting for in the GOP primaries.

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, March 2, 2012 10:11 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this guy might have been Newt in a wig fwiw

― Big Mr. Guess U.S.A. Champion (crüt), Friday, March 2, 2012 10:12 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

lol

Is this supposed to be reassuring? She loves wealth derived from uncompensated labor? https://t.co/WdJ93Gklmk

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) July 17, 2018

she is the most left-wing senator in the country, apparently (ignore the tweeter, the data is neutral)

DW-NOMINATE scores say Elizabeth Warren is the most left-wing senator. pic.twitter.com/kZf3FoUxDp

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) July 17, 2018

i'll investigate their methodology and get back to you

(j/k)

yeah the cory booker thing made me look twice

Cory Booker can eat a hill of butts. But Warren’s capitalism is hardly a surprise — she’s written three books about it.

why do we insist on feeding the troll every time Morbius posts a dumb Henwood tweet

why is it our fault

well at least I got to encounter the phrase "eat a hill of butts" today

I am way more interested in the Warren quote than who provided it, honeybunch

and i'd like to kick "markets" and all their supporters all the way up the ass

how bout flea markets? farmers' markets?

he put scare quotes around it so I assume he means, like, Publix and Giant and Albertsons and Gristedes.

i like that Terminal market in Philly w/ the roast pork sandwiches

Politcally, there's really no incentive for Elizabeth Warren to not say she's a capitalists when socialists have already turned on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

— Lazarus Online (@tilyouregone) July 17, 2018

oh, have they?

Yeah, some socialists like myself were critical of her from the beginning.

But it's a reference to something something Palestine, no?

People got mad when she came out in support of the two state solution.

warren or cortez?

some socialists like myself were critical of her from the beginning day she sat down with The Intercept.

fixed

she put out two dumb statements in quick succession (one on israel/palestine, another on the military being "socialist" or some shit)

as I see NP covered the former

xpost Ocasio. Although that reminds that there were some big twitter leftist accounts who got mad at Warren some months back because she was stressing the need to save the Iran Deal.

Man at the beginning of AOC mania i chickened/boringed out of posting that she was merely someone who hadnt voted to crush yr feels yet, but its amazing how quick she was revealed impure, i guess.

a two-state solution is "dumb" now?

on the military being "socialist" or some shit

the military is the most socialist thing in the US

no that's the major league drafts

honestly i don't care about these stupid purity tests and would have no issue voting Warren or any of these people. none of them have the baggage of Clinton, her Iraq War/Patriot Act voting record, etc. that we were told to ignore & the recent memories of which makes it extra hilarious when non-US ILXors bang on about how horrible these people are because they wrote a bad tweet or something.